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Fantasy football will have people saying stuff like Penice Bungler has failed me

snl cast member playing a weird little guy: “I’m a weeeeird little guy!!!” all the other cast members in the sketch: “you’re being a weird little guy, you’re not doing what is expected and that is why it is humorous”

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Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

This is the face of a tiny baby, he just a tiny baby

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Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I could have done without the vet saying my cat was a 94 year old man in human age

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Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I see like 4 accidents waiting to happen, and where are they taking those boxes they all walked by the front door

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Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I thought this was like a goofus and gallant situation but this box seems to be saying everyone is doing a good job here

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Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Gotta vote in my super republican city before I move to my new slightly less republican city

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🌭 stevia nicks @muffinlab.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

literally no we don't

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Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

My favorite that I guess is already over now is that Dolly claimed Taylor’s first born and could finally pass

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Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This is the best last name I’ve ever seen

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Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

honestly she should have to fight me

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Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

😂 I can’t believe I went and looked at the sign after that’s how much I was like what the fuck was that

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Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I want to mail her a photo of the sign every day for a year

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Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

she was not old enough to be behaving this way and getting away with it!!

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Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I don’t understand people who can’t even think for a second they might be wrong, lady pulls up, I tell her $7, she says the sign said $5 but it’s okay she’ll pay $7, I said the sign definitely said $7, she said no, but she’s happy to pay The sign is wooden and engraved, it says $7

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Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

can’t believe tomorrow is my last day at work and no one else is working with me, who do I say goodbye to the birds?!?

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Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I like the spooky Fortnite, I was stabbed by ghostface

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Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

my coworker got me a teeny tiny ouija board as a going away gift 🥹 if I get a demon at least it’ll be a lil guy

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Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

If I really looked inside myself I’d never post an accurate album collage for the world to see

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Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

bro just needed someone to yell at and dialed a number I guess

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Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Guy called to ask if we made extra cars park in the overflow lot with no additional context and when I said yes he started yelling at me that he can’t wait for us to be inconvenienced by all the ambulances that have to come because his wife has a heart condition and she can’t walk that 20 ft

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.

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Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

do rich people just not watch movies anymore why do they always say this

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Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

yall should have seen my fuck ass cat at the vet; this guy makes my life hell when I try to clip his nail, we get to the vet and he just lifts his paws to get clipped like he’s at a fucking spa

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy

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Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

“what about 8th nipples?”

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Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

they are becoming more sophisticated

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Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The good news is opening the carrier and waiting worked the bad news is it’s the wrong cat in there

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Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I would like to see Night of the Comet, that doesn’t have to be the movie but if we’re looking for ideas

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Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

to be fair in the post jonk is actively looking for a family

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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Nancy 10/1/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible Hat” Part 4

Nancy vents to Aunt Fritzi, telling her she may have to break up with Sluggo because of his new hat. Fritzi thinks she’s being dramatic, until she sees the hat….

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Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

some say the women were even caught wearing……pantaloons 😔😔😔

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Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

bring me the head of Homer Simpson

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Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I can get you one in 5 minutes

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Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

an Eminem impersonator gave me his card today so I look like someone who an Eminem impersonator sees and is like “she’s gonna need this”

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Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

oooh something cool and sporty

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Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I had to work really hard to be normal socially but I had a sense of humor so it evened out

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Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

they’re testing my nephew for autism and I was like “I mean I’m probably on the spectrum” and my dad was like “you can’t be cause you have a sense of humor” and now I’m like okay so that’s why we never got tested I see

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Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

only the worst of the worst

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Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

As my house empties while I move my neighbors can look forward to hearing a lot of Jesus Christ Superstar cause the acoustics are amazing

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Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I got the apartment I wannteddddd im gonna live above a barbershop, and beneath another barbershop!!!

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