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Dylan

@andalsopizza.bsky.social
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Michigan alum, former debater, and football fan • Ashamed YLS alum • Former lawyer currently in DevOps • Liberal democracy enthusiast • Polyamorous pizza and bread baker • Lifter • He/Him

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Dylan @andalsopizza.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Eric Schmitt thing is mortifying but I confess to feeling a modicum of conflict because I’m in a very “fuck Iowa and everyone affiliated with its sports programs” mood.
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Dylan @andalsopizza.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Honestly this is the only thing that makes me have reservations about him. When evil people stand with someone in large numbers it’s worth being sure that they are wrong about that person.
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apenwarr @apenwarr.ca · 29/09/2026
So far no labour saving device in the history of humanity has resulted in a long-term reduction in employment.
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Dylan @andalsopizza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My only semi-original thought about Cornell is that the ~50 who stood by and probably a few of the 7 rapists knew what they were doing was wrong and could tell you exactly why. And among those, I’d guess most of them probably didn’t speak up because they were worried about the response.
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Dylan @andalsopizza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Polls do show this, or at least they did for a long time. Crime plummeted in the 90s but people went on believing it was getting worse. There is, at least, an explanation for that one. Media sensationalize crime and most people rarely experience serious crime so they rely on the news.
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think reactions like these are basically the explanation for the vibecession: social media has crated a post-truth social environment where "no one can afford anything, the economy is awful" is a statement of ideological allegiance, NOT a factual statement to be supported or rebutted by evidence.
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Ryan Moulton @moultano.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When future people watch the matrix they won't believe that Agent Smith was named after what the FBI calls its employees instead of this.
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Dylan @andalsopizza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s September. Why are Christmas decorations already up in Lowe’s?
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Dylan @andalsopizza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I really think this guy had to be designed in a lab to test the boundary conditions of party loyalty. He is so far below replacement level. It’s remarkable stuff.
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Feena van @feenavan2099.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
jezz @JezziiB
The last 24 hours of news as a woman:
- A man iacks off to the woman next to him on a plane. United makes her return to her
seat. - 7 frat bovs drug and gang rape a student for hours, and advertise "free p*ssy" tc their frat. Cornell makes them write essays - A football player rapes a student. LSU reduces his suspension. - A teen bov stalks and stabs a girl 10 times. Courts grant only a restraining order. - Brendan Carr spent 9 years in a cult raping teen girls. Trump made him FCC Chair.
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Dylan @andalsopizza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just to be safe we should exterminate the Dallas Cowboys, but that was very satisfying.
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Dylan @andalsopizza.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A very important thing future D trifectas need to do is attach a bounty to create artificial standing to every single law they pass and bunch of extant laws as well. This is grossly illegal but any challenge will get tossed on standing.
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Dylan @andalsopizza.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Great thread. Makes me think one incidental benefit of being in the DC scene is that most people understand from vanilla life that you do not just ask people what they do for a living and people are pretty reluctant to talk shop at kink events.
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Autumnal Blanx, but Scary. @senorblanxo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nuke Iowa from orbit.
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Dylan @andalsopizza.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I get the hate from everyone else but Michigan fans revelling in the trolling is wild to me. Like they are the fucking enemy. Not the human garbage of MSU or OSU but right now none of them deserve to be alive.
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Dylan @andalsopizza.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Everyone supporting the Iowa fanbase who I don’t directly know or associate with should swallow a gun. Fucking garbage:
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Dylan @andalsopizza.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Strong but depressing thread.
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Dylan @andalsopizza.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Without quite identifying it that way, this might be one reason I’ve been so drawn to backpacking after starting it later in life. I usually conceive of being without a phone as freeing me from social media, but navigating in the first instance without electronic guidance is really cool.
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A post that’s so eye-opening because this is exactly what liberals will say is GOP distraction tactics, almost as a parody— and here it really is what Gaetz is saying unironically as his GOP message.
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Michael Paulauski♨️ @mike10010100.com · 22/09/2026
Dang, that's wild Jeffries would say that, how stupid. Hold on....wait....that's wild that Schumer would say that, how stupid. Fuck wait shit sorry.....that's wild Mamdani would say that, how brilliant!
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Dylan @andalsopizza.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The best time to kick Michigan State out of the Big Ten was yesterday. The next best time is now.
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Tom (He/Him) @tomdhj.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The worst offender of this is probably "Sportball" though cause the idea of giving up fucking Sport to the Right-Wing because you find people talking about Football annoying is actually crazy. None of this stuff has to be "inherently" Right-Wing. Fight for it.
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Dylan @andalsopizza.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Going on a solo backpacking trip to New Mexico in a few weeks. If anyone has restaurant recommendations in Albuquerque or near Alamogordo with pescatarian options, I’d love to hear them.
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Dylan @andalsopizza.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Some number of people who voted for Trump and possibly (likely) other Rs in 2024 will vote for Ds in November. And they’ll say they’re disappointed in Trump. I’d love to know why. What specific policy did he say he’d change that he failed to change. What did he promise to do that he failed to do.
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Kathryn Brightbill ✒️ @kebrightbill.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Imagine making this argument while spending your time on social media instead of spinning wool or mending something, like you'd have been doing prior to labor saving devices
No technological advancement produced less labor, because, despite the marketing, they were never intended to. They were meant to increase productivity for Capital; no produce leisure for workers.
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Dylan @andalsopizza.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My prior is that any Democrat using anti-trans messaging is lying. I am not persuaded that it’s a useful lie and it is definitely not a costless lie. But I’m fine with lying if it gets the party in power to then pass pro-trans policies.
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Dylan @andalsopizza.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is one of the reasons I am so deeply glad I was born when I was. Grade inflation was an issue in the 90s and 00s but you could still differentiate using grades in a reasonable way.
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ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 20/09/2026
I am sorry but I’m simply not going to tolerate anti-polyamory bigotry from a bunch of you I’m sorry, but I spend enough time on Reddit relationship forums to know yall monogamists have every bit as much toxicity as polyamorists do In general, this site’s plunge into prudery sucks shit
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Dylan @andalsopizza.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I am genuinely impressed with the battery life switching from a regular Apple Watch 9 to an Ultra 4. Previous watch went from full to 50% battery on a half marathon. Just ran 17 miles and it’s only down to 87%. This is also me bragging that I just ran 17 miles.
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Dylan @andalsopizza.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Holy shit. Maybe this wasn’t intentional, and I still wouldn’t care because how the fuck do you not have ANYONE notice that.
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mel in ballhalla 🏳️‍⚧️🔰♨️ @astruckpersonn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ACLU graphic: “TRANS PEOPLE BELONG IN OHIO”
Quote Tweet from Poisoned Honey: “I thought the ACLU was trans friendly, why are they now threatening us???”
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Dylan @andalsopizza.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m not following the discussion on EA, rationalism, sex cults, AI, and doom. But it seems to be touching on polyamory and weird sex stuff so I’ll just offer my protest into the void that many of us polyamorous weird-sex people are otherwise very normal well-adjusted non-sociopaths.
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's genuinely fascinating that the US president keeps announcing that he just flat out doesn't know what trade is, he legit doesn't appreciate the concept of exchange and instead views economic activity through the lens of a dragon attempting to maximise its gold hoard to sit upon.
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Dylan @andalsopizza.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Dylan @andalsopizza.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
AES getting more or less an endorsement from Tucker isn’t his fault but it did make me take a beat in my enthusiasm. Bernie doing anything with Steve Bannon didn’t change my view on him cause I already really disliked Bernie.
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Dylan @andalsopizza.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You don’t have to support either Ohio State or Texas. You can just cheer every time a player gets injured.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Western Michigan is an incredible football team
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Dylan @andalsopizza.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Back to the fucking trailer park OU. Go Blue!!!!!
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Dylan @andalsopizza.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Conspiracism. Not even once.
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Dylan @andalsopizza.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This man’s death will not fix all problems or even most problems in our political system. In important ways he’s only a symptom. But he is evil. He does evil things and the world is made worse by his presence. When he dies we should celebrate. I hope he suffers.
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Dylan @andalsopizza.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Great short thread. In the case of homeowners insurance specifically the industry can pretty easily serve progressive purposes too. Charging huge premiums or even flat out refusing to cover is an awesome lever to mitigate climate risk and possibly even force policy change.
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Dylan @andalsopizza.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It’s interesting that this mirrors a pretty classically conservative critique of the welfare state. If you let people vote to give themselves money it corrupts politics and trashes the economy.
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Dylan @andalsopizza.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The part I don’t get is why you need the party to give you the hate. I’m a big hater. See any of my posts about sports or Ohio or especially the combination. Goes for politics too. But I can hate on my own. I don’t need the Democrats to feed me hate un-tailored to my specific taste.
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Dylan @andalsopizza.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I think Alex has been really fair about all this and appreciate his careful analysis. I disagree with the first full sentence though. This is *exactly* what replay should catch. The excess is using it to overturn judgment calls. If, but only if, the replay clock is wrong WMU got jobbed.
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 06/09/2026
Here's where I am on the WMU-Michigan thing after gathering info. It's still a huge mess, but a more interesting mess with more possible parties to blame than you previously thought
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H. José Bosch 🇵🇷 @hjbosch21.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It’s hilarious man. We’re the first team to ever benefit from a bad call to win a game.
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Dylan @andalsopizza.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Karma would be the Red Cedar overflowing its banks and destroying the entire MSU campus along with all students and faculty or an asteroid wiping Columbus off the face of the earth. WMU shouldn’t pay for their evil.
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Dylan @andalsopizza.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Fucking kill me.
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Dylan @andalsopizza.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Fuck this fucking everything.
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