Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 2mLibertarians see explosive diarrhea and constant devastating financial scams and are like THAT’S MY SYSTEM! You can trust them businesses BAYBEEE 000
Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 32mIf he started a prison sentence on a Monday and then died naturally on Tuesday, I’d be very happy. 000
Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 7hI suspect ours will be capped too. And then the price will go up. And then my department will be full of brainless zombies who’ve become so useless without AI that it’ll be easy to cut some to make room for the more expensive tokens. Rinse and repeat for a few fiscal years. 120
Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 7hLuckily I *think* I still have a bit of time left until I’m going to be forced to use the stupid tools. That asteroid can bonk me on the head any time now. 110
Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 8hFor the first time in over three years, I really don’t want to go to work tomorrow. Implementing AI tools has sucked all the joy out of the job that I had. All the probably slightly egotistical “look what I helped release” joy will turn into “look what I passively contributed to at best” apathy. 110
Reposted by NickSorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 14hPisces: Add a conch shell to your everyday carry and remind anyone who stands in your way that you possess the Power of the Conch. 216545
Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 12hMy no solicitors sign so far hasn’t really defeated the solicitors. Maybe I should get a much more rude one? 020
Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 17hI kinda wanna steer us in a Laika direction because I’m hyped for Wildwood. Maybe Kubo or Boxtrolls. 010
Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 18hHanging out with my kiddo. Maybe watching a movie later? Chores and such as well of course. Happy Sunday! 120
Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 20hTulin there is a Great Bernese and would likely share a lot of the characteristics with Charlie. My other dog is Booker, a berner. He’s a calm, loving velcro dog that is as low maintenance as it gets. He will let you pet him as long as you want to and will hang out with you all day. I40 lbs of love 000
Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 21hWhen I finish my very long overthrow of the world’s governments, I’m going to enact laws that allow people to blast outrage tourists into the sun. Helmets will be extremely frowned upon for those who unironically call things woke. 020
Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 04/10/2026Ooooouuuu nice! Not liking Mina is one of my life’s greatest failures so I’ll give this a go 001
Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 03/10/2026If the Venn diagram that this sits in the middle of makes you happy or chuckle, you’re my people. 230
Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 03/10/2026Survived the day of drafting 3 teams… Even with an owl on the phone.. Who!? Who!? Who!? AAAAAHHHH! Deep breaths Nick… DEEP BREATHS MAN 000
Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 03/10/2026Watching the Rangers and Red Wings game. The ice is a third ads now… Yiiiiiikes. 110
Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 02/10/2026Cooking the planet so the least creative people you know can churn out terrible flyers, or so the laziest people you work with can save 4 minutes on a spreadsheet… YYYAAAAYYYY 000
Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 02/10/2026Yup! CELEBRATE US FOR NOT BEING COMPLETE MONSTERS! We’re so nice now! 200
Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 02/10/2026Some of the most fun games I had were everyone playing precon decks as they came in the box. Balance was nice. Nobody was hyper optimized with 25 minute turns. Nobody was pub stomping. Just a fun game with friends and neat cards. 120
Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 02/10/2026Someone’s gotta get a handle on these damn colons. Won’t somebody please call a grammatical proctologist!? 000
Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 02/10/2026On behalf of all humanity, I forgive you for this most terrible sin. 000
Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 01/10/2026He wants to look out the window. Now is my chance!! …To not take my blanket back. I’m not a monster! 120
Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 01/10/2026Leaving a blanket laying around this house is pretty dangerous. It just might get claimed by this guy. 140
Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 01/10/2026I’d not take kindly to anybody calling my daughter a bitch either. She can have her own rules, but I’ll be there for them to answer to if needed. 110
Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 01/10/2026Just like the freaks that crashed planes into buildings. This stuff pisses me off so bad. 100
Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 01/10/2026Your mother did a great job! My parents were together but I was also raised to not need to be mothered as an adult and to not be a dick to women in general. I remember having a testy phone call with a girlfriend when I was 16. I called her a bitch after hanging up and thought mom would kill me. 220
Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 01/10/2026YUP! I’d want less than nothing to do with such a monster, regardless of relationship. 120
Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 01/10/202658 people have died in ICE custody. How is that not crimes against humanity? It’s domestic terrorism, plain and simple. Just because it’s being perpetrated by us whities doesn’t mean it isn’t. 181
Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 01/10/2026AI is why unions should have been allowed to flourish instead of being systematically destroyed over decades. 020
Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 01/10/2026There was a sign on the door at the gas station this morning saying they’ll be back in a few minutes. I get it. Companies cut hours so badly that there’s only one in the morning. Everybody poops Anyway, there was this lady just pulling and slamming the doors. I wanted to slingshot her into the sun. 000
Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 01/10/2026YUP Scalpers are the scum of the earth but also… Don’t buy that shit, dawg. It’s not that good. Let them sit on it until it rots. 010
Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 01/10/2026Yeah, I don’t want this to be another opportunity for scalpers to post bottles on eBay for hundreds of dollars. 110
Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 30/09/2026My favourite cuisine 😅😅 The less legit the better. Gimme all the vaguely Asian junk 010
Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 30/09/2026I never replace mine either but mostly because I didn’t know that was a thing. 120
Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 30/09/2026Now there’s a new word, and that’s probably exactly what’s up! 110
Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 29/09/2026Been a week and I still here some of his sounds around the house. Not that I think I’m being haunted by a ghost cat… But I hear what sounds like a hungry meow or him jumping down from something. Weird how the brain works sometimes and just… Decides what a sound is automatically. 120
Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 29/09/2026I bought it and can’t wait to finish my current game so I can get into it 010
Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 29/09/2026It’s probably super selfish but I greatly despise sitting in this meeting about an organizational devaluing of the skills I worked hard to foster and turn into a profession. Apparently I can just cook the planet to have an AI hallucinate the things I do for a living. Coooooollll 010
Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 29/09/2026Seeing all the attacks on Canada makes me feel oddly patriotic. It’s not perfect here by any stretch, but I am happy to have been born here instead of some of the alternatives. 010
Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 29/09/2026…But we’re still going to ram it down your throats so that like 4 people can have all the money in the world. 020
Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 29/09/20263 of 6 teams done now. Marathon draft day on Saturday for the last 3. I may have too many dumb fantasy hockey teams. 010
Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 29/09/2026Have a meeting all morning tomorrow to talk about bringing AI into one of our main tools and 😭😭😭😭 010
Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 28/09/2026I got the Castlevania Anniversary Collection on sale on Steam. I’m so glad these games exist and are playable so easily now. 030
Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 28/09/2026You’re right to find it offensive and I’m sorry for saying something that is clearly an offensive trope. Easy to hide behind tropes and cartoon villains instead of confronting reality from a place of privilege. 040
Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 28/09/2026I remember this narrative from a long time ago too. It’s an old one that’s probably easy to spit out when you need a convenient cartoon villain to be mad at instead of facing reality. His comment that it’s similar to “the bully has a crush on you” was impactful too. That’s obvious nonsense. Thanks 010