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@amzww.bsky.social
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Human person. Mostly calamity. All Canadian.

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amz @amzww.bsky.social · 13h
I would like to thoroughly boo the wind for knocking over my lego flowers. I'll probably never find all of the pieces.
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amz @amzww.bsky.social · 13h
I would like to thank the bagel breakfast sandwich (runny egg, ham, cheese) for today's spot of joy.
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amz @amzww.bsky.social · 16h
Imagine being so photogenic while just sleeping.
Artemis the three legged brindle greyhound is fully asleep like a grocery store shrimp.
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amz @amzww.bsky.social · 22h
Learn the lessons from your elders. Embrace the ibuprofen night cap.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This time guys! This is the thing Musk makes that won't be the scam! He's finally gonna make something real! Cmon man
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amz @amzww.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Shame on the CBC main street guy for buying usa berries, poison aside.
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heute jedoch nicht @heutejedochnicht.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Meta-Adbusting in der Londoner U-Bahn
Jeffrey Epstein mit Ray Ban Meta-Smartglasses und Denkblase „Finally, a pair that suits me...“
Caption: „GLASSES FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T DO CONSENT“
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amz @amzww.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Here we go here we go here we go gurl what's my problem SLEEPING AT FUCKING NIGHT YOU DUMB BITCH
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amz @amzww.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This fuckin pouty bitch
Artemis the three-legged brindle greyhound is upright for once in her gd life, presented in profile, her snoot pointed down and her eyes up like having her picture taken is the crime of the year.
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Cheryl in Nova Scotia 🇨🇦🍁🍁 @minibubbly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fly With Me Animal Rescue in Halifax #NovaScotia is urgently looking for some people to foster dogs or you can adopt 🥰 Link here www.flywithmeanimalrescue.com
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 30/09/2026
Chicagoland friends, I have a favor to ask. I have a pro bono client, a Black woman, who is currently facing charges for allegedly pointing a gun at her abusive ex - who admitted to raping her. I would love if there could be a show of support for her at her next few court dates.
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amz @amzww.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gods I love a cabbage roll
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amz @amzww.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Really got to get back to sleeping at night.
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Duncan Hothersall @dhothersall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If attendance at a major women's conference was down 80% due to a boycott fighting against trans *inclusion*, it would be all over the Times, Telegraph, Mail etc. This last weekend, attendance at a major women's conference was down 80% due to a boycott fighting against trans *exclusion*. Crickets.
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amz @amzww.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A couple cheese curds in a soup makes a proper breakfast.
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amz @amzww.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Soup all time great foods
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amz @amzww.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh, thank goodness Albertans "have a lot of homework to do". Very much a province known for its studiousness.
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amz @amzww.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I very much want to slip into a drug coma.
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amz @amzww.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I believe this to be true.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Friendly reminder that megacorporations like Amazon are ruining the world, and you can instead support small independent businesses that make weird little things like today's Low Quality Ad, this "i may be stupid" Pin. collabs.shop/nc2iud
A circular enamel pin featuring a brown and white cow standing in the ocean at sunset, with text along the bottom reading "i may be stupid".
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amz @amzww.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Completely wild that this seems low
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amz @amzww.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ordered on the ap and it turns out the place didn't have ANY. HOW do I get my cute lil a&w keychain?
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amz @amzww.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So so so so so SO INFINITELY STUPID of me to no email all my gd work notes to myself.
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amz @amzww.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why am I doing this at 4am? Apparently I don't sleep at night anymore. (But honestly that's always been hard for me)
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amz @amzww.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Really upsetting typing out my workplace harassment shit to my lawyer on my phone.
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Radheyan Simonpillai @justsayrad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Today on CBC's Commotion, we got into the online hate campaign targeting Maitreyi Ramakrishnan for expressing her Eelam Tamil identity, and the subsequent review bombing of her Netflix movie Best of the Best. youtu.be/0Hmxiw3Ld44?...
youtu.be
What's behind the review bombing of Best of the Best?
YouTube video by Commotion with Elamin Abdelmahmoud
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 23/09/2026
Meta unsure why women not buying pervert glasses
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Meta unsure why women not buying pervert glasses
MENLO PARK, CA — As Meta’s totally cool, definitely-not-creepy smart glasses become more popular with tech bros and straight-up pervs, the tech company is reportedly baffled as to why their glasses wh...
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amz @amzww.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sometimes you have to thumbs up a shitty movie just so you know you've already watched it.
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amz @amzww.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Watching her sleep.
Artemis, the three legged brindle greyhound, sleeping with her feet in her face. Looking kind of like a shrimp.
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amz @amzww.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Deep sleep brindles
Have you ever pet a greyhound head? This is the greyhound head you want to pet most.
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amz @amzww.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Full mast ear
Top of skull view of Artemis the most perfect greyhound. Her right is perked up even though she is very asleep.
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amz @amzww.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Smile would have been way creepier set in the uk
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amz @amzww.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don't even feel bad, sometimes I eat and enjoy a subway sandwich.
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amz @amzww.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ads between ordering your food and completing the cart.
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amz @amzww.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Heard this weird loud meowling noise and was very confused as to why there is a cat at the bank. It's a baby. There is a baby in this bank.
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amz @amzww.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Russell Crowe Cate Blanchette kiss LEAST charismatic kiss of all time?
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amz @amzww.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The deep sighs coming out of this animal.
Artemis the bribdle three legged greyhound is in deep sleep on her very cushy light brown bed. Her mouth is a bit open  showing off the teeth I am going to be homeless for.
She is curled up like a restaurant shrimp.
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amz @amzww.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Why does the fucking oven take longer to preheat than to actually cook the thing?
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amz @amzww.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sheppards pie is toast
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amz @amzww.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hoo boi, one of my favourite things in life is being mansplained my own [ ]
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amz @amzww.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I swear to god my dog has doubled her efforts to make my floor gross after I finally mopped it.
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amz @amzww.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
One thing that I have 100% anecdotally confirmed is that working in a movie theatre is the best possible job of your life.
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amz @amzww.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ah hahahahaha I can't apply for ei because I was fired "for cause" Jesus my shitty boss has thoroughly fucked my life.
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amz @amzww.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh no. I have not done dishes recently enough.
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amz @amzww.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
For the second time, I would like to thank a nice old man at loblaws poiting me to 50% off potatoes.
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amz @amzww.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Do you think if I get pulled over while driving, if I offer to have the officer turn off their body cam and then shoot me in the face
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amz @amzww.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Her one lil horn nail
Yes, I know her nails re too long. She is a fussy bitch about her remaining legs. Give me a break.
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amz @amzww.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sleepy ear
From this angle, the greyhound ear looks bigger than her face. Which is quite a feat.
It's like a lone wind turbine blade.
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amz @amzww.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I feel like names, based off real full name emails, are easy to spell. And yet.
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amz @amzww.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I went to bed last night at 9pm and didn't fall asleep until 4. So I guess I'm trying something different.
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