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Amy Veeres

@amyveeres.com
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Skittish sapphic nerd. Author, witch, non-practicing intellectual. Reskeets too much. Avatar by @pepesalot.bsky.social Marathon: Amy, Number Seven#8372 Battle.net: Amy#13377 FFXIV: AmyNumberSeven 36, She/Her

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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 9h
To ascend to that level of hater is to risk one's dwindling humanity.
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 17h
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
A Vampire: the Masquerade character sheet showing Amy's stats and presenting her as a Toreador Fledgling.
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 17h
Theory: All nerd pop culture that descends from the 90s-2000s is downstream of a White Wolf game. The fact that the AI industry haven't adopted God-Machine language proves that Onyx Path did not have the mandate of Heaven.
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smolgrape | kinda hiatus @smolgrape.com · 31/03/2026
you should treat a trans person today
"stop using anti transgender language"

instead of "thank you", say "here is $20"
instead of "hey can you grab the door",  say "do you want me to send you money"
instead of "have a good day at work", say "here is $20" 
instead of "how was your day", say "have $20"
instead of "good morning", say "let me give you money"
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 30/09/2026
Neither did Superman, because both their home planets are dead! DANA'S HOME PLANET IS DEAD! :D
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 29/09/2026
I understand he's been practicing with former DA Payne, sir.
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Winston Payne's Oof! Wince in Ace Attorney
ALT: Winston Payne's Oof! Wince in Ace Attorney
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 29/09/2026
Why are you trans? Wrong answers only. Possessed by a succubus as a child, then got confused over which one I was
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 29/09/2026
Wait, important clarification: Are Samus and Palutena in your headcanon both sympathetic failgirls?
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 29/09/2026
Keep trying your best, Vonnie! I'm sure there's a universe where you're either not evil or don't have a friendcrush on Kim! Prob'ly not this one though
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 29/09/2026
For zoomers: Before we invented streaming services, you had to watch a show when it was on, or else set it up to record automatically. When a channel hated a show and wanted it to be canceled ASAP, they'd air it on Friday night, because that's when you'd be out doing stuff with the homies.
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 29/09/2026
Netflix continues to innovate in bringing television into the future! They've somehow found a way to give Steel Ball Run the authentic Friday Night Death Slot experience on a service where you can watch things whenever you want. They're cooking over there, folks.
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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We actually don't hate this administration enough
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 28/09/2026
Yes, it unlocks a special cut where Channing Tatum is badly inserted into the scenes like the white boy with dreads in Avatar 2.
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 28/09/2026
I just found out about the work he did in the 80s, fighting AIDS denialism. So cool! And congrats on your own award! <3
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ANNUAL HALLOWEEN REMINDER THAT ANYTHING WITH ACTIVATED CHARCOAL *WILL* FUCK WITH YOUR MEDICATIONS
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 27/09/2026
And then the idiots with more reach than us say this kind of behavior is proof want to ban straightness or argue that stupid point, "Well of course she wants to eliminate white men! How can you even like it when you're not even a-" aaaaaaaaaaaa
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 27/09/2026
Constantly rocketing between IT'S SO OVER and WE'RE SO BACK, truly the Bungie of baseball
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 27/09/2026
Oh, yeah. It's Phillies time.
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 27/09/2026
Correctamundo!
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diva of dispair!! 🍉 @morrikyu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
CHAT I MADE AN INSANE DISCOVERY THE GUY WHO WROTE SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS ALSO WROTE THE SONG PLAYED IN THE DARKSTALKERS OVA ENDING
sadie's insane text messages on discord read:
CHAT, I'VE MADE AN INSANE FUCKING DISCOVERY.
I'M REWARCHING THR DARKSTALKERS OVA.
...which is peak by the way
AND THE END CREDITS COME UP, AS USUAL
[a link to "the trouble man" by ekichi yazawa on youtube]
"the trouble man" by ekichi yazawa
it's a rock song to be paired with the darkstalkers characters plastered on guitars because it's fucking cool, not terribly deep. cool rock song, cool visuals, all it wanted to be.
BUT EIKICHI YAZAWA DIDN'T WRITE THE SONG on his ownandrew gold helped. (photo credit of the writerz being listed on genius)
and do you know what fucking song he wrote a year before in 1996?
[insert a link to "spooky scary skeletons" by andrew gold on youtube]
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Under Woke 3 we're banning country for a generation if you want to listen to an acoustic guitar listen to folk you fucking freaks Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 27/09/2026
This essay is the gold standard in the field, as well as his broader essays on the topic. But, it implies estranged parents are actually at fault, so everyone pretends it doesn't exist. ...so if you know where your dad lives and he owes you money, you can just...force him to give it to you?
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The Missing Missing Reasons – Issendai
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 27/09/2026
The boots make me think of Mega Man Zero. :o
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 27/09/2026
What if the same thing, but girls
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the hacker, article, illustration, sinclair user, magazine (1986) archive.org/details/sinc...
a 'hacker', in a striped burglar shirt, burglar eye mask, black gloves, beginners guide to hacking sticking out of his back pocket, carrying a computer, a spotlight shining on him, casting his shadow on the brick wall right in front of him. he is smiling. a gun, a wrench, a crowbar and sticks of dynamite are on the ground.
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 27/09/2026
Something about filing frivolous paperwork, I think. Blah blah blah bad form something something unprofessional. Maybe court fees? @brooklynmarie.bsky.social, you'd know this.
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 27/09/2026
The Lizard but not a scalie
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 27/09/2026
If you're not familiar with that phrase, please read this essay. It's excellent.
issendai.com
The Missing Missing Reasons – Issendai
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 27/09/2026
MUH MISSING MISSING REASONS Mainstream journalism is indistinguishable from an uncurious boomer's facebook.
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 27/09/2026
Draw at your own pace! Vivid shadows year-round, yeah!
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 27/09/2026
I should hope so!
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 27/09/2026
Ladytr-- Wait.
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 27/09/2026
*Westexi
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 27/09/2026
Not sure if AI or mealy-mouthed "now we aren't saying she's right" backpedaling.
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 26/09/2026
Righto, I'll mantle Promethea, we both report back in a year.
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 26/09/2026
Alan Moore tried to warn us
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 26/09/2026
very grateful the strain of virtual religion that got to me at a formative age as a mentally ill internet child was discordianism and not rationalism.
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 26/09/2026
"And also Dylan is cool, has a man-bun and goatee, and a big tiddy lady talking to him on the radio" didn't do a lot to endear me. The ONLY thing that would make this remotely ok is a trans reveal, and even the ughhhh
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 26/09/2026
If Kingdom Hearts had a Family Guy world, there should be a B-plot where Brian and "Wetexi" try to assemble Kingdom Hearts, and it's like the episodes where Stewie has some kind of project, but is also playing pretend as a toxic character that gets on Brian's nerves.
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 26/09/2026
She's perfect <3
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 26/09/2026
He was 100% for sure, being insufferable about how it's a Marvel game and his name is Reed.
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 26/09/2026
Don't forget how everyone suddenly had a fucking opinion on the writing after they hired a couple trans people!
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 26/09/2026
Your followers, hopefully
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 25/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/jose...
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 25/09/2026
We're getting cosmetic masks for our vessels, right? ...Right?
Lilith, from Neon Genesis Evangelion. A giant white humanoid wearing a purple mask with an occult glyph on it, crucified and speared, and also her bottom half is missing and a bunch of little legs are growing out the bottom. I'd tell you whose legs, but it's a huge plot twist from a 30-odd year-old TV show.
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note.
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 25/09/2026
Probably doesn't mean anything that the Secret Report you get after beating Xigbar in KH2 talks about Real Ansem "walking with the Darkness as a friend" right?
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