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Amy Veeres

@amyveeres.com
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Skittish sapphic nerd. Author, witch, non-practicing intellectual. Reskeets too much. Avatar by @pepesalot.bsky.social Marathon: Amy, Number Seven#8372 Battle.net: Amy#13377 FFXIV: AmyNumberSeven 36, She/Her

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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 30/09/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
A Vampire: the Masquerade character sheet showing Amy's stats and presenting her as a Toreador Fledgling.
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 25/09/2026
We're getting cosmetic masks for our vessels, right? ...Right?
Lilith, from Neon Genesis Evangelion. A giant white humanoid wearing a purple mask with an occult glyph on it, crucified and speared, and also her bottom half is missing and a bunch of little legs are growing out the bottom. I'd tell you whose legs, but it's a huge plot twist from a 30-odd year-old TV show.
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 25/09/2026
I just looked this show up. How tf is this real
A cast list for the show Backstrom, which reads like a bad joke about an anti-woke cop show.
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 19/09/2026
SAINTS REPRESENT
A purple Fleur-de-lees, the Saints Row logo.
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 17/09/2026
I am not OLIOLIOLIOOOO!!!
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 03/09/2026
And yet...
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 01/09/2026
Please consider that time Dale got a job being mean to people that were fired and this was his title after the first day.
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 31/08/2026
mfw I apply for a fake job position and it's just this guy
The most unsettling thing you've ever seen in your life.
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 31/08/2026
Friends: "Alright, we can watch Lanterns, but don't be a lore weirdo." Amy before the pilot: "No problem." Amy 3 hours later:
Amy when she was in high school, wearing a collection of plastic Lantern rings while imitating the cover of Green Lantern #49, where he's gone crazy and wears the rings of people he kills.
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 30/08/2026
Replica! Sci-Fi Buffy the Vampire Slayer for kids, which is as hack as it sounds, but! Around the 3/4 mark in the series, we find out exactly *who* would be breeding super-clones of attractive young men and women and SHE KICKS SOME ASS. I'm named after her.
The cover of Replica: Amy, Number Seven by Marilyn Kaye. A line of identical young women in casual dress stand in front of a giant window showing a crescent moon.
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 26/08/2026
.......... is that a fucking reference?
Penny Arcade for March 21, 2008, "The Crevice." An exterminator explains that an eldritch horror has opened a portal beneath Gabe's garage. While pricing out the job, a Deep Crow flies up and grabs him by the beak. Gabe leaves the garage and takes Tycho to Olive Garden.
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 15/08/2026
Pirate the Grand Magus' other grimoire, because Jim Lee sold America's Best Comics to DC after he had contracted artists and couldn't cancel without screwing them over.
The cover art for Promethea - Book One by Alan Moore, J.H. Williams III, and Mick Gray.
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 15/08/2026
That's why his latest plan involved a dommy mommy girlmode.
The X-Men villain Mother Righteous, a red-skinned woman with white hair in a braid, wearing a white suit with tassles, straps, no shirt, no shoes, a cape, and an owl mask. There are souls tethered to her from behind. Also, spoiler, there's a heart on her head instead of a diamond.
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 05/08/2026
Congrats! :O
Waow (based based based based based based based based based based based based)
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 04/08/2026
She's also in Defenders, also by Al Ewing. Look for that guy's Marvel work in general, the man has been writing peak for 20 years. It also recontextualizes the Harpy thing as "When I was little I was a chuunibyou with a Lilith fixation" which, FUCK YES.
Defenders #3. Red Harpy swoops at the viewer while the rest of the team is shaded in green.Red Harpy plummeting from the sky while she monologues about being a lonely child with a rich internal mythology and spooky chuuni magic.
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 04/08/2026
What wacky timing, @amateurunleaded.bsky.social just drew their OC Heather as this class! I swear, the poor girl has the *worst* luck with superpower treatments. If it's not Hyde made in a meth lab, it's this. :/
A 2000s scene girl in a tank top, jeans, with a goth choker and thick emo hair. There are spikes growing out of her chest and shoulders, blood on her knuckles, and she pretty clearly hulked out of her clothes.
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 04/08/2026
Her modern appearance, which is perfect in every way, is in Immortal Hulk but she's "just" a secondary character. It recontextualizes the whole character through the lens of "oh, Bruce Banner is an abusive narcissist." Her old alter-ego was The Harpy, as in "oh my ex-wife the harpy" sooooooo,
Immortal Hulk #1. Red Harpy being best girl.The Harpy, beating the Hulk to death and ripping out his heart to eat it. It's okay, you wouldn't believe what an asshole Bruce was being.
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 04/08/2026
Jeff Parker's run is sort of wacky and dumb, but in a good way, I liked it a lot. Multiverse transhuman arms race! That said, if you can't adapt to lolcomicbooks stuff like alternate timelines and posthuman arms races, it'll make you bleed out your ears.
Red She-Hulk #1
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 26/07/2026
Great news, Motoko's girlfriends are in Stand Alone Complex too! Also Yoko Kanno did the soundtrack which means it's peak. www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_Jh...
A screenshot from Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex. The Major's girlfriends are passed out in bed together in skimpy lingerie. Also she's dressing while she watches the news off-screen so they were boning.
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 25/07/2026
A page from X-Men 2019 #1, depicting the floor plan of Cyclops' house. He, Jean Grey, and Wolverine's bedrooms connect and don't have doors. I like to imagine Emma and Jean have an understanding, like "not in my house" but idk I think that's just my headcanon, also lol Cable was like 14 in this era and a little shit, Krakoa owned so hard dude
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 13/07/2026
But now we'll never see Atlantis: The Lost Empire in live-action!
A movie poster for Stargate.
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 11/07/2026
It's Steve! Emma Frost owed him a favor due to Crossover Stuff, and at the afterparty, this happened.
An X-Men comic page. Emma Frost and Kate Pryde banter about whether Emma could hook up with Captain America. She scans his mind, because Marvel telepaths have no sense of privacy, and is disgusted to realize she reminds him of his mother.
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 01/07/2026
Just finished the new Star Fox. @ettin.itch.io isn't gonna fucking believe who the final boss was.
A screenshot from Star Fox 2026. Fox encounters Dr. Andross, whose title is "Self-Proclaimed Emperor." He's the giant disembodied head and hands of an ape-man.
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 01/07/2026
At least Sepiks Prime found new work after the Destiny 2 layoffs.
A screenshot from Star Fox 2026. Fox fights an enemy that consists of a giant black sphere with a glowing core in the center and three subdivisions of the main body.
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 15/06/2026
Huuuuuuuhh.
Amy's Evangelion personality test results on a reverse pie chart. Clockwise from top: Kaworu 50%, Misato 45%, Shinji 70%, Gendo 15%, Ritsuko 55%, Rei 50%, and Asuka 60%.
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 13/06/2026
I have terrible news: Her parents noticed you from across the bar and they like your vibe.
The Warframe characters Minerva and Velimir sizing you up from across a bar like they're about to propose a threesome.
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 20/05/2026
Happy The Day We Died, everyone! #Fringe
A TV screenshot. FRINGE MEDICAL, NEW YORK. MAY 20, 2026
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 13/05/2026
Okay blue.mackuba.eu/scanner/
Amy's Bluesky tags: Joined June 2023, Crushed By A Piano, and Bluesky Elder.
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 12/05/2026
SA and 4chan's moderators discovered the crucial secret to moderating a forum, which is that the mods must hate the userbase to some extent. And that's the dial that social media executives are turning.
Dril tweet: turning a big dial taht says "Racism" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 12/05/2026
The internet used to be great. moisttowelettemuseum.com
A blog dedicated to moist towelettes.
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 27/04/2026
Also pretty sure I was the model for this artwork, but again, don't know for sure and the guy that would know is a rapist, so, fuck 'im.
Artwork from Changeling: The Dreaming 20th Anniversary Edition. A girl that looks suspiciously like Amy, wearing the shirt Amy wore on all of her videoconferences at the time, makes a delighted expression as she dissolves into clouds.
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 23/04/2026
Yes ma'am!
Amy's Mom's Yorkshire TerrierAmy's cat
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 23/04/2026
Fun fact: I had the shirt on the left when I was but a wee egg...20 years ago... oh god I'm old.
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 23/04/2026
I got stuff from @dresdencodak.com @topa.to! Was not prepared for how friggin' huge the book was! I love it! :3
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 12/04/2026
Look at this person and tell me she's a cisgender man. I fucking dare you.
Amy as an edgy college student, dressed in school shooter chic, trying to hide the bag from Mirror's Edge.
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 06/04/2026
Hannibal Buress on the Eric Andre Show. "You did it! You broke comedy down to its bare essentials!"
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 06/04/2026
Epic handshake meme of furries and trans people shaking hands over forgotten ancient history.
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 04/04/2026
Don't forget part 4! Come on, whip it out!
The red leather jacket that Louis C.K. dressed young girls in on all three of his TV shows while each of them says the line, "Whip it out!" in reference to a young man's junk.
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 22/03/2026
The cover of Valis by Philip K. Dick
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 16/03/2026
A taco Caesar salad.
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 16/03/2026
I yapped at @amateurunleaded.bsky.social about Marathon so much that they drew a sexy sketch of Vandal. I was trying to get them to buy the game and play with me, but this is pretty terrific too!
Black and white sketch art of Vandal from the video game Marathon in skimpy pajamas, with Amy's face.
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 08/03/2026
"Unregistered biosynthetic entity" is also how online dudes talk about trans people! #Marathon
Vulcan: Due to your status as an unregistered biosynthetic entity, you are disqualified from human rights and wartime cruelty protections. Be prepared for severe UESC retaliation.
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 27/02/2026
Critical support to this random-ass World of Warcraft NPC goin through it 😭🫂
A screenshot from World of Warcraft,displaying Amy's character talking to an NPC whose nameplate reads, "Overwhelmed Recruit." It reads:

I do not think I can continue being a Blood Knight anymore.

The endless practices, constantly being beat down, getting yelled at by Trainer Sunstriker... I no longer believe I have what it takes to be a Blood Knight anymore. Everyday I want to quit and even now, I am hiding to avoid my duties.

I feel like a failure. I was supposed to become a great warrior, but now all I wish to do is go home a drink my worries away with my mother. And that does not even mention all the debt I have occurred during this education.

And I know I have a crowd of people supporting me. My parents, my friends, even Trainer Sunstriker wants me to succeed. That makes it hurt even more when I feel like I have let them down.

I feel so lost.
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 10/02/2026
Okays :O
Amy's support ticket for the archive digitization program.
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 29/01/2026
The teens are all right, Sir.
Starfire from Teen Titans, an orange red-haired woman in a space bikini, sobbing. The speech bbbles read, "No -- Don't go...Dick! I love Dick - Dick! I LOVE DICK!"
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 24/12/2025
First time?
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 08/12/2025
Happy to help!
The 1887 painting Lilith, by John Collier. A pale nude woman with gold-red hair is cuddling with a giant snake that's coiled around her.
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 27/11/2025
Key art of Mega Man Legends, AKA Rockman Dash.
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 24/11/2025
Depicted: People not crashing out and deciding they hate America.
Protestors from the Tea Party movement of the 2000s.
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Amy Veeres @amyveeres.com · 09/11/2025
NIXON SAID TRANS RIGHTS!
A Nixon/Agnew campaign button, SPIRO/DICK
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