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Ethan

@amherst.bsky.social
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A cautionary tale; “A white man!” - Bee Movie; (he/him); Black Lives Matter; Protect Trans Lives; Vote DSA

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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 17h
They’re deploying a national snitch network to keep Black books out of libraries
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Ethan @amherst.bsky.social · 2h
Hit the bricks
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Sonia Silva ❤️ @vallygirl.bsky.social · 5h
After Ukraine takes out Russian data centers Elon Musk loses 100M followers.
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Ethan @amherst.bsky.social · 2h
You share a lot of opinions for a parody account
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Ethan @amherst.bsky.social · 2h
It’s tough knowing Lorne just wanted people talking about it in general. As a fan of stand up though, I want elite monologues from comedian hosts. *Especially* if that comedian is essentially being billed as the best in the world. My favorites of his jokes are from telling stories, not a one offs
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Ethan @amherst.bsky.social · 2h
Real groundbreaking stuff
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Ethan @amherst.bsky.social · 2h
Gawking on that Gillis glizz
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Ethan @amherst.bsky.social · 2h
That Shane Gillis monologue was proof that you really only get in trouble for jokes if they’re just not fucking funny. There are actual funny ways to say “Comfort is crazy these days, everyone at the gym dresses hot” without punching down. He might’ve learned that at clubs outside of The Mothership
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Ethan @amherst.bsky.social · 2h
But that Rogan Austin, TX group is full of cowards, instead of comedians. What kind of stand up comedian is too scared to play rooms without their base fans
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Ethan @amherst.bsky.social · 2h
That Shane Gillis monologue was proof that you really only get in trouble for jokes if they’re just not fucking funny. There are actual funny ways to say “Comfort is crazy these days, everyone at the gym dresses hot” without punching down. He might’ve learned that at clubs outside of The Mothership
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Sam Reich @samreich.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
my own medicine tastes bad
Sam Reich holds up a plaque that reads "This bit x3" as confetti rains down upon him. Paul Robalino stands off to his side, playing the trumpet.
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Ethan @amherst.bsky.social · 2h
Also…bread maker? Thats a non-wedding party gift. Throw em a Staub Dutch oven to make bread instead of the doohickey they won’t use after two weeks
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Ethan @amherst.bsky.social · 2h
He’s completely missing the point in being single with no kids. All that extra money means you get to support the village. The world is miserable, but I’ll be dead before I let my own misery stop me from enjoying people’s company and doing what I can to help
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 12/10/2026
hey ben. the guy in the picture here is an actual person, my friend’s dad, and a spiritual leader of Lakota people, Chief Arvol Looking Horse. not only does he support Indigenous People’s Day, he’s the founder of World Peace and Prayer Day. feels weird to use his image and not his name.
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Ethan @amherst.bsky.social · 16h
They ran the same fucking play. Buffalo sucks
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 11/10/2026
Lula supporter raising the trans flag at Avenida Paulista in Sao Paulo, Brazil today.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ilhan Omar: 'Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced'
"I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation.

I will not be silenced."
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It's not at all hyperbolic to say the president is trying to denaturalize and deport my congressional representative
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diana @dianasroom.org · 11/10/2026
I'm still sorting through these but like this thing has folders which contain hundreds of joel valentine's original sound effects for powerpuff girls and this is like fucking christmas for sound effects artists. this is like finding the ark of the covenant
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Anybody who does this deserves the outcome
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 11/10/2026
someone really hated this little freak
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Ethan @amherst.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
GAVIN WILLIAMS AHHHHHHHGGGGG
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Ethan @amherst.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Pitching battle in the ALDS right now, excellent television
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Ethan @amherst.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Spritzing myself every morning with “Hey Man, You Got Up Today” by “Ennui”
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Ethan @amherst.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A woman looked me in the eyes as I was parking near her leaving a cart far from a carousel. Like she was upset at me for seeing her evil
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nicolas Cage says he’s “probably not” working with Amazon again after refusing to sign AI waiver for “Spider-Noir”: ‘I am not an AI-friendly actor’
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Nicolas Cage Says He’s ‘Probably Not’ Working With Amazon Again After Refusing to Sign AI Waiver for ‘Spider-Noir,’ Teases Joining ‘True Detective’
Nicolas Cage says he 'probably won't be working' with Amazon again after refusing to sign an AI waiver for 'Spider-Noir.'
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Ethan @amherst.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Good Games Morley, our Aussie MTG friends, make some of the best dorky videos
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Shams Charania Tweets @shamsbot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Breaking: Las Vegas Aces' A'ja Wilson has won a record fifth WNBA Most Valuable Player award for the 2026 season, becoming the first player in league history to win three straight MVPs, sources tell ESPN.
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Ethan @amherst.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
(Doctors and dentists typically will stop seeing a patient that refuses an X-Ray, because the Medical Board will question them and potentially revoke their license for treating anyone without a diagnostic scan)
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Ethan @amherst.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When I tell you they don’t trust doctors, I don’t think it’s specific enough. I work in public radiation control and these people are refusing X-Rays from their doctors and dentists! They’re choosing to end their relationship with their doctors over getting an X-Ray!!!!
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Ethan @amherst.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Buying a sweater vest and wearing it while I solemnly smoke a cigar tonight
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Trill Withers @tyleriam.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"The Wire" didn't crack the Top 1??
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Legendary coach, Hall of Fame TE Mike Ditka dies at age 86
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Legendary coach, Hall of Fame TE Mike Ditka dies at age 86
Mike Ditka, a Hall of Fame tight end who became an NFL legend for his time as coach of the Bears, has died at the age of 86.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Retiring to spend more time monitoring his family’s masturbation habits
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Ethan @amherst.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Hague isn’t enough. I want them flayed
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Ethan @amherst.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Hague isn’t enough. I want them flayed
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ONE TYPE OF PERSON ON SOCIAL MEDIA: I don’t like AI THE OTHER TYPE OF PERSON ON SOCIAL MEDIA: Pretty naïve of you to say that when it just zip zorped the gringle in less than seven kleebs. SEVEN. KLEEBS.
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Lumpia Nyong'o @creolebabybritt.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
maybe i'm old fashion but the coolest thing about video games is being taken to new worlds that i hadn't thought up and experiencing something exciting that the artists behind the game want to show me
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Can you explain to me like a 5 yrs old ?

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@nikitabier • 2h

Every video game -- and every piece of software -- will be personalized exactly to your preferences.
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Trill Withers @tyleriam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Combed through the rest of the top 25 tv shows of this century…and LeBron is on the fanatics helicopter @coleymick.bsky.social www.patreon.com/posts/171741...
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The American white collar workforce started working from home three days a week for like six months a year into COVID and executives so thoroughly lost their minds over this that they installed Trump II. If anything, AI will create the 7-day workweek.
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Ethan @amherst.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That guy is gonna need to go into witness protection
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Ethan @amherst.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yankees fans are gonna kill that guy oh god
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Trill Withers @tyleriam.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The "correct" way to watch Parks and Recreation?
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Ethan @amherst.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@tyleriam.bsky.social must be consulting for Honeybaked
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Ethan @amherst.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Oh…Britta’s in this? 😒”
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Ethan @amherst.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just said to myself this genuinely has to be the best team he’s ever had around him
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Ethan @amherst.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“I saw 5000 yards, 45 TDs, 2 INTs as soon as the cheese left his hand”
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Ethan @amherst.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is one of those stories you hear about how an SEC school recruited their previously unknown Heisman QB
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