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allegedly still working on an album; ⓥ soundcloud.com/chronic_ephemera

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Amelyss @amelyss.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
that time once a year when i click on a youtube video with 6,000 views and instantaneously astral project into the body of the mouse in bf skinner's lab hitting triple 7s on the yummy pellet machine
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Cological Words
YouTube video by Shloop
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Amelyss @amelyss.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
you guys think it's really her?
imogen liked your track
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grenadine 🇯🇲 @m0n0mial.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
@kilohearts.com shaper bulge noticer preset my beloved
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Amelyss @amelyss.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
pls get on this i'm begging allnightflipers.bandcamp.com/album/allnig...
allnightflipers.bandcamp.com
allnight flipers on..., by allnight flipers
5 track album
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Amelyss @amelyss.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
'input-based approaches' is rly just language nerd speak for lurk moar when you think about it
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Amelyss @amelyss.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
really something to be said for the actors coming out looking really proud of themselves at the end of a theatre performance i'd just been hating on to myself
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Amelyss @amelyss.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
this snare fucks so hard
youtu.be
Dorian Electra - Shutting Up (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by DORIAN ELECTRA
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Spooxie 👻😱 @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live.

"This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario."

The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?"

NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD."

Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version."

PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
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Rachel Navarre @rnavarre.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
There’s always room for more focus on how debate is bad and has damaged our discourse. It also completely misunderstands how scholars and scholarly work gets communicated and revised.
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Amelyss @amelyss.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
ableton got it so right. ctrl+r should be rename in every program ever made
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ivy hollivana @ivyhollivana.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
my album “Heaven Camera” is out on Bandcamp .𖥔 ݁ ˖ :::: digital pastoral electronics, ethereal experimental pop :::: ivyhollivana.bandcamp.com/album/heaven... animation by @cuttlebone.bsky.social 🤍
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さえさん🦾saaa @saaauouo.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
曲です‼‼ みていけ youtu.be/ls5T9GVxsHA
youtu.be
saaa - maybe cloudy
YouTube video by saaa
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Amelyss @amelyss.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
what can i say? i guess i just want djs to hate me
bar of 17/16 before drop 2 in 4/4
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Amelyss @amelyss.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
internet went out for like a week and my mental health improved significantly, then crashed back down as soon as it came back. crazy coincidence actually
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The Quietus @thequietus.com · 21/01/2026
'Oscillating between synth pop and club-ready beats with delectable impulsivity, No More Like This is a rippled watery reflection of PVA’s work so far - intelligent but not chin-stroke music for the dance floor – and the after-party.' PVA - No More Like This buff.ly/fTDb3TL
PVA - No More Like This album cover. Torso and legs of a woman with her head out of the picture.
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Amelyss @amelyss.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
demonic creature
ableton live automation devil monster
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Amelyss @amelyss.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
not me flipping the stereo image and having a multi-hour-long crashout
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Amelyss @amelyss.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
who tf thought ap news needed a comments section???
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d.w. 1878 (just like pagliacci did) 🚫👑 @freeke.org · 22/12/2025
Who'd have expected the Panopticon to be this fucking stupid?
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pyramidinu.bsky.social @pyramidinu.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
New video is out! Roger Ebert's Relationship to Anime: youtu.be/oMdddKTJnQ8
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Amelyss @amelyss.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
e5 guys
youtu.be
e5 - KANTAN ft. Collie Wave (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by e5 エゴ
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
As his work would have been orally composed rather than written, I think it's more accurate to consider Homer an early sort of podcaster
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Bandcamp @bandcamp.com · 30/10/2025
Expansive, yet bittersweet, ambient tapestry from the LA artist, a cautionary statement about technology's existential risks. vijunns.bandcamp.com/album/collapse
vijunns.bandcamp.com
Collapse, by Vijunns
8 track album
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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I've been looking for solutions to my sinking office chair that didn't involve replacing the cylinder or putting a hard clamp on it, the top advice you'll see with most search terms, and it took way too long to find this guy saying "the lubricant probably settled, just turn the chair upside down"
youtube.com
Office Chair Lift Cylinder - Easy, No Cost Repair, No Tools Needed!
YouTube video by Life with David
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specter @ out of the blender @specterthieving.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
the fact that "a passable facsimile of a human voice" is now the zero effort default state of common vocal synth and "actually 'sounding like vocaloid'" is an uphill battle is so weird to try and deal with
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Amelyss @amelyss.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
frost children a puddle after their heat on the new kim petras
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Amelyss @amelyss.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
yeah i mostly read nonfiction, honestly (bluesky posts)
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fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social @fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
this is my favourite video game to play
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ivy hollivana @ivyhollivana.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
HEAVEN CAMERA ‎ .𖥔 ݁ ˖ an album of digital pastoral pop 🎧 ‎out now everywhere
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Amelyss @amelyss.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
newest obsession
youtu.be
e5 - SPIDER SILK [Official Music Video]
YouTube video by e5 エゴ
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bemmy from the black lagoon @skeeterpond.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
dont read the ai overview to me u lil shrimp
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Haitch Kay But Spooky 🏳️‍🌈 @haitchkay.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
There's fucking yaoi art on a train by my house I'm fucking losing my mind, this rules so much
Anime styled graffiti art on a train car depicting a male demon looking seductively at another man while saying "That's a good boy", with the phrase "kiss yr homies goodnight" in the bottom left corner. 
Artist seems to be "Akira BPD"
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Amelyss @amelyss.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
lfg Gramle 1014 1/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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jowsey 🐱cat emoji @16kb.bsky.social · 14/02/1066
hears about WHAT
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Amelyss @amelyss.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
just wow
youtu.be
Ivy Hollivana - Manifesting ft. Hudson Lee (Official Visualizer)
YouTube video by Ivy Hollivana
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Amelyss @amelyss.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
times like this are a good reminder that posting more always makes things better
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Amelyss @amelyss.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
just wow
youtu.be
Ivy Hollivana - Manifesting ft. Hudson Lee (Official Visualizer)
YouTube video by Ivy Hollivana
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Amelyss @amelyss.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
another point for just ignore the problem and wait for the computer to fix itself
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
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Amelyss @amelyss.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
youtube cartoons using fuck 17 times a minute as they desperately try to avoid getting labeled as for kids
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Amelyss @amelyss.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
magic the gathering intellectual dark web secret lair drop
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Amelyss @amelyss.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
this album is gonna be so sick when it comes out in 2033 i swear
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Amelyss @amelyss.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
what percentage of tv cats do you guys think are just foley artists meowing into their mics?
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Amelyss @amelyss.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
me nodding along to a friend giving mix advice: yeah totally you're right, if EVERYTHING sounds like dog feces getting smacked by a banjo, then NOTHING sounds like dog feces getting smacked by a banjo
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Paige E.ek! 👻 @superpaige64.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
a game like crazy taxi doesn't have a narrative plot, but it tells a story of the hyper optimization of capitalist societies that demands corners get cut and consumers get screwed for a higher bottom line by way of reckless driving and strategic fare collection. the mechanic IS the message.
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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 24/09/2025
i will never ‘Finish setting up my phone’
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Amelyss @amelyss.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
so good
youtu.be
DEBBY FRIDAY - Alberta (Official Video)
YouTube video by DEBBY FRIDAY
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Amelyss @amelyss.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
trying to fall asleep on my back with no pillow and both arms by my side to treat my cubital tunnel and not sure i've ever felt like more of a psycho
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