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Amelie Calamity

@ameliecalamity.bsky.social
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Middle aged woman in full blown menopause who no longer has a single fuck to give. Loves pop music, Liverpool FC, reading, my spaniel and #TheArchers

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Amelie Calamity @ameliecalamity.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Probably my best result www.maptap.gg September 17 99🔥 99🔥 96🏅 99🔥 86😁 Final score: 945
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Auntie Jean @auntiejean1.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I have a friend who is on the RNLI board. They tell me they’ve had a lot of D/D cancellations this week. They crews are getting intimidated by the thugs and are frightened This is NOT this country You know what to do. rnli.org/support-us/g...
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tomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 10/09/2026
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Amelie Calamity @ameliecalamity.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I appreciate the storyline is about the struggle with elderly parents accepting they need help, but I genuinely couldn’t care less if Carol Tregorran died and no one found her rotting corpse for weeks. If my Mum called me at stupid o clock regarding a bat I would tell her where to go #TheArchers
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Amelie Calamity @ameliecalamity.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Not too shabby today www.maptap.gg September 9 96🏅 96🏅 93👑 90🎉 92👑 Final score: 924
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FunnyVia @funnyvia.com · 08/09/2026
And God said, I will send them without wings so no one suspects they are angels.. ❤️ ❤️
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Amelie Calamity @ameliecalamity.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Good to see that George is still awful. And Lily might be fibbing when she said she was not interested in Carpet #TheArchers
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The record for this rescued dog at the shelter said she liked two things: water and sand. So the first thing her new owner did after adopting her was take her to the beach… Original post
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Amelie Calamity @ameliecalamity.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I’m not usually one for finding babies cute, but this is an exception
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Rowdy Rebel @rowdyrebel.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I get that. 👊🙄
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Amelie Calamity @ameliecalamity.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Sad to hear that Dolly Parton has died. An incredible woman and philanthropist. The world was a better place with her in it.
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Amelie Calamity @ameliecalamity.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Rex, go fuck yourself. Harrison and Fallon are separated and, even though it is soon, he is perfectly free to kiss Lily if he wants to without Lily encountering any blame from some sanctimonious, boring twat #TheArchers
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Amelie Calamity @ameliecalamity.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
www.maptap.gg August 25 98🔥 93👑 94🏆 97🏅 91🎉 Final score: 943
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Amelie Calamity @ameliecalamity.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
That’s the LFC I know and love! A 98th minute goal - well done Dom ☺️ #LFC #YNWA
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Amelie Calamity @ameliecalamity.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Go Lindy! #TheArchers
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Monday
Big Tom the Jones has had enough of it
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Amelie Calamity @ameliecalamity.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
2 lucky guesses but I’ll take the score! www.maptap.gg August 17 99🔥 94🏆 84🌟 94🏆 94🏆 Final score: 925
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Amelie Calamity @ameliecalamity.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
On my way home from work I stopped as there was a baby deer in the road. As I went to it it tried to move away but it had been hit, probably by a car and its back legs were held on by skin alone. Another woman had stopped and she helped me get it on the verge whilst I called the police
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Amelie Calamity @ameliecalamity.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Quite pleased with that although I would have done better if I’d known my Eastern European countries better www.maptap.gg August 16 97🏅 100🎯 98🔥 99🔥 76🌞 Final score: 918
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Amelie Calamity @ameliecalamity.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
So, Ruth reverts to type as expected and excels herself in her nastiness tonight. Unable to cope with a teenage boy calling her a liar, she grabs her phone and subjects him to the horrific photos of the lamb attack. I’ve always maintained that she is vile. #TheArchers
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Amelie Calamity @ameliecalamity.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This week’s #TheArchers storyline if I was the SW. warning, contains a lot of violence David is the voice of reason supporting Monty coming home, but Ruth and Plop say no and it is decreed that Monty will be put down.
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Amelie Calamity @ameliecalamity.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
As someone who regards my dog as if he was my actual child, this Monty storyline has made me realise that, if the police came for my pooch, we would be fugitives on the run #TheArchers
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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Czyc...
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The Pink Panther Strikes Again parallel bars
YouTube video by Chris Lappas
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton
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Amelie Calamity @ameliecalamity.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Not too bad today. My lack of geographic knowledge of Africa lets me down every time www.maptap.gg August 4 96🏅 98🔥 82✨ 95🏆 78👏 Final score: 877
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💙🪄 Keep Rising 🪄💙 @keeprising.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
💖 all animals deserve freedom 🌿❤️🩷🧡💛💚💙🩵💜🤎🤍🌿
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Amelie Calamity @ameliecalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I’m a little bit late to the party but I just want to say how utterly awful Kenton and Jolene have been reagarding their reaction to Fallon’s marriage break up and her new job. I’d forgotten how much I dislike Kenton, but now I’ve remembered, I am really angry with him #TheArchers
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Amelie Calamity @ameliecalamity.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The issue I have with the Bert storyline in #TheArchers is that he is awful to Susan and Tracy, but not Clive. It doesn’t matter about his back story, he chooses to act this way towards the women which is despicable. He’s an awful character and I have no sympathy towards him. Excellent actor though
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James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Not sure who did this but they should be arrested immediately.
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I AM DAD @iamdad.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
there was an old man from hyde park whose limericks always got dark they'd start off fine but by the last line I will fuck your carcass in hell
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Lee @koplee74.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Amelie Calamity @ameliecalamity.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Pretty chuffed with this one ☺️ www.maptap.gg July 27 98🔥 85😁 92👑 87🎓 95🏆 Final score: 913
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Amelie Calamity @ameliecalamity.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
This could be my dog - a spaniel who thinks he is much larger
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Don Comer @doncomer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
A dwelling deprived individual's art:
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Amelie Calamity @ameliecalamity.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
That was a weird way to end a marriage #TheArchers
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Amelie Calamity @ameliecalamity.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Is there a chance he can share a cell with said cannibal?
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Alom Shaha @alomshaha.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
You‘ve probably had French Toast, but my mum used to make a Bangladeshi version - bread fried with egg mixed with chopped onion, green chill, fresh coriander and a good pinch of salt:
Slice of bread covered in cooked egg with onions chill and fresh coriander leaves
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Amelie Calamity @ameliecalamity.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
My geographic knowledge of Canada is still very poor www.maptap.gg July 22 98🔥 98🔥 89🎉 51🫣 89🎉 Final score: 794
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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
One can only imagine the eventful back story which led to this particular amendment.
The back of a red works van belonging to a company called Surrey Paws, where the line "Mobile Dog & Cat Grooming" has had the word "Cat" crossed out with black ink.
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Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day @apartridgeqotd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Get the cow off the boat!
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Marit 👹 @maritstensby.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
What is it with dogs and sticks! 🐕🪾😂
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
"Got him!!!" via Against Tories and Tory Austerity
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Amelie Calamity @ameliecalamity.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I’ve just listened to last night’s episode of #TheArchers in particular the conversation between Fallon and Carpet. I remember when the accident happened and Fallon had the miscarriage that she had said that she didn’t know if she would keep it. That seems to have been overlooked by Carpet
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
HYDRATION BREAK
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Amelie Calamity @ameliecalamity.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
So now Thomas Tuchel is being criticised as England failed to beat the current World Cup holders to get into the final for the first time in 60 years. Can we just accept that Argentina were better than England and England were bloody lucky to get as far as they did. #WorldCup
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Amelie Calamity @ameliecalamity.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Crikey I got it, but only thanks to others posting about how ridiculous it was so I just put a load of letters together. I am now going to google the meaning the word as I have never heard of it #wordle Wordle 1,852 6/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Amelie Calamity @ameliecalamity.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Ok so Fallon and Carpet are on the ropes by the sound of things. Also, from the previous episode: Tom it is none of your business that Kirsty is pregnant so stop being such a dick. What’s that? You can’t stop being a dick. Ok. But STFU about Kirsty #TheArchers
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Acid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
That's how all distinguished heroes should retire.. A retired K-9 police dog, a Belgian Malinois, living the ultimate retirement life in (likely) California. "Lying in a hammock, basking in the warm sun, what a leisurely day." 🐕🐾 #dog #hero #k9policedog #retirement
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Amelie Calamity @ameliecalamity.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I’m a dog person. Nothing against cats but I love dogs. Yet this clip almost made me want to get a cat!
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