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AMDO

@amdo.bsky.social

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thinking about the properties of water, as we all have lately and wondering what extremely presssurized water would feel like in the form of an orb you could touch. wild

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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 7h

yes because ears are Horny

AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 17h

shrimts

AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 17h

think i just saw some ai generated mariscos

AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 18h

like a hundred missed calls from enya ???

AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 20h

yeah because everybody who deserves to get their shit rocked doesn’t want that to happen

AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 21h

oh this is exactly where they want to be

AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 21h

i’m so glad i canceled my subscription like a year ago (lab leak bullshit and doing brad pitt’s pr for him) because i would be so embarrassed to see this in mailbox

AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 21h

reliable. dependable. everyday. camry

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BIRDS. @werewhalewolf.bsky.social · 21h

The Toyota Camry of cereals.

AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

there is a young women named Julie💖 who would really like to br my friend lately

AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

i just want to note that its extremely easy to ignore a netflix movie you don’t want to see

AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

it would be nice if sports and walking dead spinoffs could keep tv infrastructure alive until the inevitable collapse of never-profitable streaming services

AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

alt text: ed sullivan jogging out of christ’s sidewound

AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i’m going to make a pie out of this poisonous red celery. no i’m not joking

AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

my petrodollar is weakening and i would like to turn it into the infodollar please

AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

if you aren’t making frozen chicken nuggets in the toaster you are wasting valuable time in your life

AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

then you can put the dishes away and handwash the looney tunes glasses

AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

we do not have the eyes to do this war

AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

flat earth theory but it’s just new york city bobbling atop a big giant rat made out of regular rats

AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i just assume you can lift up any object in nyc and rats fall out. some of these rats i assume are load bearing

AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

there are hidden costs to below-market rent

AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

you sure that’s not really eminem

AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

he’s the king of “did you actually shower or did you just let the water run over you”

AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i wonder if he would do it goofy style (slim shady) or emo style (marshall mathers)

AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

its a strap on labia

AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

nieman jerkus

AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

the ads were for the funerals. so more people will come

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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

raising awareness about AI water usage because it’s handwashing my dishes white girl style never turning off the tap

AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

just start chopping the onions ya know

AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i dont want AI to plan my dinner, i want it to wash the dishes

AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

you sat your ass down and listened

AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

thankyou for your support @porkrind.bsky.social

AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

when the approximation is quite serviceable and leaves you more excited to try the real one

kind of a st louis sandwich but the omelette is a slice of spanish torta made with kettle chips. it’s good

AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

more like east of eatin’

AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

it was not a pimps and hoes party! we made an atlanta skyline and a bunch of street signs that said peachtree street. and we had a dj playing rap. too much for some

AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

the masked bar discourse has me remembering the dirty south rap party i threw for new years at an edgy hamburger bar getting attemptedly wrecked by my former bandmate’s new girlfriend from over 200 miles away: i didn’t listen to them! what are we supposed to do, listen to mozart

AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

why is this the one i want lol

AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

not the basement under basement’s basement

AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

my beardo weirdo would never join army

AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

how much is too much? i don’t know!

AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

flying in airplanes too much gives you cancer. you can’t convince me otherwise

AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

some of the daves in the replies need someone to talk to

AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

well i remember that because i am half old

AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

you heard it here first: drinking diet coke is the same as drinkjng water

AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

are nephilim scary or good

AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

my son, (he chooses to communicate with a kazoo)

AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i taught the baby how to use the kazoo. he likes how it concentrates and amplifies his hollerin

AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

That Vintage Mug Might Be Giving You Dementia

AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

that is special air that protects your chips

AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

grampa’s roadtrip