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@amdo.bsky.social
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thinking about the properties of water, as we all have lately and wondering what extremely presssurized water would feel like in the form of an orb you could touch. wild

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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 15h
soup chat
light blue can of “IT’S GREEK TO ME!” avgolemono soup
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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 17h
eyyyyy the bone just wiggled out. look at me
a shoulder blade resting against the pork roast
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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 17h
made a big pork butt
a big butt and the drippings
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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
it is finished
two bowls of pozole rojo with pork, topped with radish, cilantro, onion, and pickled jalapeños another more aerial view of the pozole. the deep red broth hides pork chunks, hominy, pink beans, and cabbagegotta do a pot shot
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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
rojo
pozole rojo with the toppings
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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the pozole is in the pot but not before i marinated the pork for 5 hours in the one love green seasoning bob marley sauce
pork shoulder, onion and chiles just beginning to simmer in the pot. i did it.pork marinating in green seasoning paste and i’m holding the bob marley jar on the side
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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
a nice lunch :)
half a club sandwich with a mug of campbells chicken soup glorified with carrots, celery, peas, thyme and cream
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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
chinese finger traps
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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this tracks
political alignment chart where the poles are starting at the top(libertarian): melt, right wing: panini, bottom(authoritarian): grilled cheese, left wing: cuban
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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
when the approximation is quite serviceable and leaves you more excited to try the real one
kind of a st louis sandwich but the omelette is a slice of spanish torta made with kettle chips. it’s good
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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
a bull snaps a pencil in half as his interviewee settles down in front of him wearing a red shirt
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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
didn’t realize this was all over a wapo article until i had been riffing all afternoon. anyway check out my coffee
iced latte in a vintage arby’s ice age glass from 10000 years ago
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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i’ve made dinner :)
old fashioned mac and cheesegreek salad. it’s gorgeous big deluxe chocolate chip cookies on a dolly parton plate. it’s my emotional support platter
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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
look at my cheese pile
big cheese pile on a colorful platter. there is the coffee stuff on the counter behind it
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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i’ve already had the tastiest chip taste can taste and it only takes 3 simple ingredients
Utz Kettle Dark Russets
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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
they… need me 🫡
back of the mailer imploring residents for their help
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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
just got the most exciting piece of mail
a mailer from clemson university telling us how to identify and report yellow legged hornet’s nests
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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
a delicious beverage which i richly deserve is on my way
moka pot full of espresso and raw sugar
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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
@carfire.bsky.social i had to make a veggie sandwich too
boursin and dijon on grilled toast with arugula, fresh tomato, and yellow squash, radicchio, mushrooms and shallots roasted in vinaigrette
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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
who’s the most chaotic choice to give the one ring to?
Augrah has forgotten what drawer she put the one ring in
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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
got to see the big sombrero
pedro’s hat sits atop a rusty yellow scaffold of stairs climbing several stories, standing sentinel over a scattering of low and mouldering trinket shops against a cheerily clouded blue sky. south of the border on I-95
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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
its like its always climbing the rocks at the dealership
a big truck where the front wheels are jacked up so the front is taller than the back
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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
mug check
a mysterious woman drinks out of a national zoo panda mug
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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
george c scott holds his head in his hands with shame and revulsion (Hardcore, 1979)
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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
oh but you all haven’t seen the greatest artwork of all time from which this page draws. let me present to you: The Dog Window
a six panel window with six dog portraits in it. from top left: boxer, german shepard, great dane, long haired dachshund, husky, and dalmationa close up of the husky so you can notice its forest spirit like air of mischief
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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
teaching the boy
a few cartoon sketches of Dogs
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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
i had to make up with snacks because i yelled at him for waking me up at 4:17 am
big cat going for a kids fryhe got one
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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
lahori chanay is a beautiful name for a girl
curried chickpeas over yellow rice with some of the leftover tikka from last night. not pictured: fried pita loaves
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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
tofu and veggie tikka masala the wait is over
chunks of tofu and veggies in a fragrant tomato sauce. we pretend the pita bread is tandoori naan
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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
snacks stole topanga’s food twice today
black cat on a yellow stool in front of the kitchen shelveshe is guilty
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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
yummy. we are getting there
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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
simmering the aromatics, about to add the paste. i got this stuff on closeout like five boxes can’t believe they are getting rid of it
kitchens of india tikka masala paste in a nice orange box
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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
just a little blister on the squash
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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
tofu is frying nicely
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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
the veggies are cut. may i rest now
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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
very on brand for andrew tate to Believe in Steven Seagal
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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
she
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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
these were in my neighborhood this week!
three sulfur yellow mushrooms growing out of a sidewalkliterally a pancake coming out of a tree? it looks so delicious
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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
why would you name a youth sports event after the seminal 1992 film? because it sounds badass that’s why
pattiot games movie poster. jack ryan is pointing a gun at you
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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
we have made the dr pepper hot dogs
dr pepper infused smoked sausage on a soft white bun with dr pepper caramelized onions and peppers and mayo and ketchup
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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
snacking the bisexual way
purple coconut crispy rolls and a big slice of watermelon
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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
now i gotta find some apple spice Shit that isnt a disgusting mess. what the hell
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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
proof i like movies
bookcase filled with movies. top shelf is sagginganother one. also a plant light hanging down awkwardly
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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
she is so in her lane right now
a calico cat basking on a colorful quilt
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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
why must they print a weird green dick on my son’s bananas
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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
blackbean falafel soft tacos and “tater tots oaxaca” with green chiles
two blackbean falafel burritos with a cucumber, tomato and onion salad, cilantro tahini, green chilies and mexican crema. you can see a pile of tater tots just glued together with oaxaca cheese further back on the platea close up of the tatchos. and would you believe a bitch put three flavored oils in her condiment salad: sesame oil, hot mexican chili oil, and szechuan green pepper oil
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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
look at the little dorks they’re putting in the secret service
a tiny g-man in a black suit with brown shoes, reaching for what is no doubt a 9mm glock
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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
a black mustang gt full of hot hot firejim returns to take some picturessuper duper melted car interior melted car interior and beyond it you can see the empty parking lot and some lights
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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
good morning
big black cat on he back of a black truck. incredible snootblack cat sitting on the toolbox while a calico cat stands on top of the cab
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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
breadsticks one printed with the word rapier like the baz lurhman movie
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