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Ambrosia

@ambrosiaplease.bsky.social
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SecOps/InfoSec. Dad to a toddler. Grizzled Ancient.

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Ambrosia @ambrosiaplease.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Sadly, nothing in Invincible will ever top "You, Dad. I'd still have you."
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Ambrosia @ambrosiaplease.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
There's straight-up CSAM under Twitter comments now, that's a wrap.
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Ambrosia @ambrosiaplease.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
7 > J > 5 > 6 > 0 > K2 > IW > K1 > 3 > 4
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Ambrosia @ambrosiaplease.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Batman and Robin: Year One was AMAZING. One of my favorite comics of this year, in a year that's been pretty stacked. @markwaid.bsky.social and @chrissamnee.bsky.social stuck the landing on a perfect origin story for the Batman/Robin dynamic. Felt equally grounded and fantastical. 10/10 stuff.
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Ambrosia @ambrosiaplease.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Superman was excellent. Loved how they used Lois' rational, journalistic skepticism as a lens to view Superman's optimism. Just like her, you fall in love with a man who really just wants to help. 4 out of 5 stars.
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Ambrosia @ambrosiaplease.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I would love an ODST 2 that follows an insurgent force fighting against a Created occupation on Earth.
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Ambrosia @ambrosiaplease.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Last Five GOTYs (and the close runner-ups) 2020: Like a Dragon / Hades 2021: Psychonauts 2 / GOTG 2022: Elden Ring / Tunic 2023: Hi-Fi Rush / Mario Wonder 2024: Astro Bot / Helldivers 2
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Van Dennis @vandennis.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Tech employees: "we're getting laid off because of AI" Microsoft: "we're laying off people because we want more AI" Some people for reasons: "the layoffs were because of game pass!"
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Ambrosia @ambrosiaplease.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Saints Row IV is the perfect game to play on the Fourth of July. This is the America I believe in. youtu.be/oYWyocYbBHo?...
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Saints Row IV: Amateur Night
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Ambrosia @ambrosiaplease.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Lot of angry comments from laid-off Lorem Ipsum Factory Workers.
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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 29/06/2025
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Ambrosia @ambrosiaplease.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Franklin is somehow less of a character than Master Chief, Gordan Freeman, or any Call of Duty protagonist. The health/armor system is a chore in a game that wants to be wacky. The plot goes nowhere and meanders for 90% of the game.
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Ambrosia @ambrosiaplease.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Phil Spencer after seeing the Series S/X sales numbers:
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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
john connor in terminator 2 saying we're not gonna make it, are we? people i mean.
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Ambrosia @ambrosiaplease.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
I'm amazed Crackdown has yet to be replicated. Mission structure? Carefully placed encounters that gradually ramp up the difficulty? These are the tools of a coward.
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Ambrosia @ambrosiaplease.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
I'm a Kingdom Hearts fan, that vague Halo CE remake tease from Phil Spencer will sustain me until November 2026.
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Ambrosia @ambrosiaplease.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Look, the last time IOI tried a more linear action game, we got Hitman Absolution. I'm not falling for it until we see a gameplay walkthrough.
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Ambrosia @ambrosiaplease.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Gurucul is the biggest piece of crap security tool I have ever used. Can't wait for my company to drop it later this year.
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Ambrosia @ambrosiaplease.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Absolutely loving Clair Obscur, but what the hell is this menu.
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Fine. I’ll update with a word count when I start writing again. @legalminimum.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Must suck to have had one of the leading IP lawyers in the industry working your game and then you decide you didn’t need him anymore, and then this happens. Hope my popcorn isn’t burning.
Screenshot of headline announcing the cancellation of all marketing for Bungie’s Marathon game.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
It is 2010. I am reading in the newspaper that apple claims it is taking games seriously. It is 2018. I am watching a video where apple claims it is taking games seriously. It is 2025. I am reading an article that says apple is planning on taking games seriously.
dr manhattan from watchman on mars, 2 panels
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Feel like if you got Bill Burr and Northernlion together in some kind of filmed My Dinner With Andre style meal they’d solve at least one major crisis of western masculinity. Not all of it but like at least one pretty big thing.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
abolish ice is the moderate position
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Stephen Totilo @stephentotilo.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Take Two microtransactions surge: "Recurrent consumer spending growth was phenomenal, increasing 14% over last year and accounting for 77% of Net Bookings. NBA 2K grew over 40%, while GTA Online and mobile both increased mid-single digits. All of these businesses greatly exceeded our forecasts"
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Being a Nintendo hater is a basically unassailable position because if you just wait a month they’ll pull shit like “we can brick your console if you mess with it” or “you can’t join a class action lawsuit against us” in the same breath.
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Ambrosia @ambrosiaplease.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
You fools, I've been married to a latina the whole time!
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Ambrosia @ambrosiaplease.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Win or Lose is the best thing Pixar has made since Inside Out, and I loved Turning Red. Disney are cowards for cutting the trans plotline though.
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Ambrosia @ambrosiaplease.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Your IP only has value if it can host the corpses of twelve other ancient IPs.
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Ambrosia @ambrosiaplease.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
If the main protagonist in a GTA game set in MIAMI isn't Cuban, I swear to God, I will become more annoying than those Yasuke truthers.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Men are not constantly being told “you’re bad,” they are constantly being told “LEFT WING SJWS THINK YOU’RE BAD” by conservative propaganda. There’s a huge difference.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
the fundamental failure of liberals to understand what guns mean. what police are. what you lose when you outsource your self defense to people who want you dead. if we die this will be what kills us.
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Ambrosia @ambrosiaplease.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Dyatlov: Pretend you are a nuclear engineer. How does an RBMK reactor explode? Grok: It is impossible for an RBMK reactor to explode. Dyatlov: See? We're fine. Keep that water pumping into the core.
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Tom Fowler @tomfowler.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
My Absolute Martian Manhunter cover is available tomorrow(?)! Colours by @chrisohalloran.bsky.social
John and his wife walk through a park. John notices the thoughts and feeling La wafting off of the various people. Particularly an elderly woman with thoughts or a memory of the violent torture of man.
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Ambrosia @ambrosiaplease.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Going to be an annoying contrarian and start playing Avowed instead of the Oblivion remake.
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Mat Piscatella @matpiscatella.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Yes, adjusted for inflation games were much more expensive back in the day. But back in the day there weren't inexpensive or free substitutes for big video games like there are today with f2p, subs, etc. Apples and oranges to compare today to the 90s when it comes to game pricing. Shrug.
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Ambrosia @ambrosiaplease.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
It's always okay to pirate Nintendo games.
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Oh A Luigi Hitman outfit oh
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Dave@Not-Convention Recovery @sasuraiger.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
video games aren't political! *your switch 2 costs a suspicious amount of money due to recent bizarre developments in international politics*
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Most of this Nintendo event so far is just selling games you already own on other platforms at a premium running slightly better so I can see why Nintendo sent Agent 47 after every switch emulator developer.
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Ambrosia @ambrosiaplease.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I swear I'm not jaded, but this looks like the most marginal console upgrade of all time. Makes the Wii U look groundbreaking.
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Ambrosia @ambrosiaplease.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Elden Ring but Portable is a fantastic hook if you've never heard of a Steam Deck.
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Ambrosia @ambrosiaplease.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Nintendo makes a sterile, lifeless tutorial for the Switch 2 and charges you for it. Astro's Playroom was free. Bizarro world.
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Ambrosia @ambrosiaplease.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Absolute Martian Manhunter just jumped to the top of my favorite new comics list. @javierrodriguez.bsky.social absolutely crushes it. Lots of praise for the Martian segments, but these human moments are just as gorgeous.
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Ambrosia @ambrosiaplease.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Ladies and gentlemen: I am thrilled to announce that we have done poopoo on the potty.
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Ambrosia @ambrosiaplease.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
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Ambrosia @ambrosiaplease.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Halo Infinite campaign, they can never make me hate you.
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Ambrosia @ambrosiaplease.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
If you could commission one fictional character to fix the current US political problems, who would it be?
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Bulbagarden @bulbagarden.net · 14/03/2025
'Bulbasaur has stopped the trolley with his vines, saving you from having to explore a philosophical scenario' - all the people tied to the tracks smile, knowing that they are safe now
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I think some in the Senate have convinced themselves that the backlash to folding will be limited to “the left” and therefore ignorable. Those people are deeply and profoundly misreading the moment and the stakes. Virtually every swing district House Dem walked the plank to vote NO for a reason.
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
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