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24 - she/her [2026] - rising 3L law school @AmbroseAblaze on Twitter (inactive)

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Juniper Harper Lark @juniperhl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’ve just spent the last two months prepping a megagame. Its a live text discord RPG set on a space station full of factional intrigue and desperate people, incorporating all the lessons we've learned since the time we all did that last October. Enjoy! thegardenbelow.blot.im/apa-1/so-im-...
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APA-1 / So, i’m running a megagame. - The Garden Below
An announcement of a new live text discord megagame starting October 16th 2026.
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Purplegum 🎨🔞 @purplegum.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A little hardcore compared to what I've been drawing lately, but I really liked this piece! #NSFW #hardcore #witch #fantasy #yuri #magic
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🐟ALTERKYON @alterkyon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
bad end good end
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Ophelia @ophelia168.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
only vaguely related to recent stuff but i feel a lot of us have a knee-jerk impulse to defend porn as art on the basis of it being about things other than sex. it's fine to say "my favorite smut is a metaphor for [XYZ]", but porn is already art in itself. it can be good if it just makes you horny.
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Ophelia @ophelia168.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
me: wow i love being a doll ^_^ the mad scientist girl with swirly glasses and an oversized labcoat about to implant wings and an artificial halo onto my back:
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ebi @ebihimes.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
"Hear me out" and it's a morally dubious mushroom girl who wants to infect me with her toxic spores and make me part of her hivemind #yuri #yurivn #girlslove
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Harley @beastgoddk.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
PASSENGER x PRINCESS, my sick bastard yuri-road-trip-suicide-pact visual novel, is now available on Steam. This repugnant, short visual novel combines "mental illness" and "sex" and the results are absolutely horrible. Play it immediately: store.steampowered.com/app/4232760/...
Promo art featuring an abstract drawing of two girls sitting across from each other at an ornate table looking sombre. The following promo text is overlaid: "PASSENGER x PRINCESS is a healing-hurting-toxic-yuri-road-trip visual novel." "PASSENGER x PRINCESS is about a suicide pact." "PASSENGER x PRINCESS is about emotional resignation and confusion." "PASSENGER x PRINCESS is about feeling like meat." "PASSENGER x PRINCESS is about daydrinking in public." "There are no choices. You can only watch." "Now available on Steam." The following quote is also visible: "-Despite all the pain and inevitable end of the trip, there's still and odd sense of warmth and comfort. Even if that warmth is just an illusion, or the alcohol." - Gutterbride.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.
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squidpizza @squidpizza.art · 30/03/2026
This is @incisionpress.bsky.social’s Monsterfuck anthology, by the way. Do not work with them or give them your money if you want to be treated with a modicum of respect.
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squidpizza @squidpizza.art · 20/03/2026
I have not been this insulted in a very long time.
An email. It reads 

Header: monsterfuck submission

Good evening Squidpizza,

On closer review of your Monsterfuck submission it is clear that you have utilised a Language Learning Model for your writing. 

We specifically stated in the submission guidelines for the Monsterfuck callout that Incision Press would not accept any work that was created by or with the use of so-called AI.
Your failure to follow these guidelines has resulted in the removal of your piece from our anthology. 

Regards, 
Cash Torn
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RustyKlowbi @rustyklowbi.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I don't remember this panel from Berserk #RabbitAndSteel
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 26/11/2025
Fifteen Years xkcd.com/3172/
Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.
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Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · 01/10/2025
Wizards of the Coast is hosting a Twitch stream to support Trans Lifeline, a hotline and non-profit organization offering direct support to trans people in crisis – for the trans community, by the trans community. Tune in to twitch.tv/magic on Oct 4th at 10am PT to play games with us and support!
Promotional graphic with a purple and blue fantasy-themed background and crystal-like formations. The image features two logos: the Wizards of the Coast logo in rainbow gradient colors on the left, and the Trans Lifeline logo in white on the right. Large bold text in the center reads: “Support Trans Lifeline.” Below, smaller text says “Tune in Oct 4” next to the Twitch logo.
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Jezebel @jezebeldotcom.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares. www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
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We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
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Arc System Works America @arcsystemworks.com · 28/08/2025
We are deeply saddened to hear the news of Takaya Hashi's passing. Thank you for your brilliant portrayal of Slayer in the "GUILTY GEAR" series and your hard work and dedication to video games as a whole. Rest peacefully.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
some of you need to make like travis kelce and engage with a tailor swiftly
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Yesterday a judge ordered ICE to improve conditions in holding cells at ICE's field office in NYC. It's a good decision, yet many of the responses here are along the lines of "none of this matters" or "they'll just ignore this." Those responses are wrong. Here's a quick thread on why.
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Sylvain Sarrailh @tohad.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Portfolio update : The Mirror of Pride "She's been following me for several days; I only see her at dusk. She always stays about ten paces away. When I confront her, she claims to be my shadow. I then asked her if I was her light. She replied that I was confusing my pride with her patience."
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Clever Mia @readvesna.com · 02/08/2025
16th century redditor: is tea a drink or a soup?
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peter GRF-1N @muffinlord.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
I am approachable. You can approach me, i am definitely not inputting the motion for a command grab *jumps a little* ignore that
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Serena Malyon 🌞🌛 @serenamalyon.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
A snippet of the painting process of "Beyond the Quiet" for Magic: the Gathering's Edge of Eternities. Watercolor and acryla gouache on paper.
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4deukaeteez.bsky.social @4deukaeteez.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
dreamcatcher and ateez members as kpop demon hunters characters
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CrystalBeastie @crystalbeastie.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
#kpopdemonhunters
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 02/07/2025
BREAKING: The Wisconsin Supreme Court's liberal majority strikes down the state’s 176-year-old abortion ban.
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Wisconsin Supreme Court’s liberal majority strikes down 176-year-old abortion ban
The Wisconsin Supreme Court has struck down the state’s 176-year-old abortion ban. The court’s liberal majority ruled 4-3 on Wednesday that the ban is no longer valid because newer abortion restrictions superseded it.
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AccuWeather @accuweather.com · 23/06/2025
Video captured the moment a road buckled and sent a car flying as a heatwave impacted Missouri on Sunday.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 19/06/2025
I need all of #lawsky to see this video from a Colorado appeals court livestream yesterday. I am in actual tears. Sound *incredibly* on, the subtitles will not help.
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Gynoid Poet @gynoidpoet.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Happy Pride Month! I'm a trans woman waiting to find more translation/editing gigs and in a long term application process to a more stable job, so I'm making this post to fundraise for HRT/daily expenses, and also share my translation and editing rates! DM me if interested! www.paypal.me/gynoidpoet
A blue and beige poster that reads:

"Translation and Editing Services

Marina Bugueño

Language and Literature Graduate at Universidad Católica, Certified in Spanish to English Translation at University of Toront. Has experience working on academic texts, CVs, literature, subtitling, and various other text types.

Translation Rates: 5 cents per word

Editing Rates: $5.50 per 600 words

Contact info: marbugueno@uc.cl 

Marina Bugueño on LinkedIn
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☀️ Jon Schwarz ☀️ @schwarz.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Thanks to NPR for explaining that due to the ancient, mysterious culture of Persia, Iranians "don't like to be attacked" npr.org/2025/06/16/n...
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
it's the 10 year anniversary of a very important study
In 2015, researchers Limb, Limb, Limb and Limb found that British doctors have surnames related to their specialties more often than expected by chance. Reproductive medicine had the largest proportion, with 1 in 52 doctors having specialty-relevant surnames including Horn, Hussey, and Woodcock. Second was Urology, with 1 in 59 related names such as Burns, Waterfall, Ball, and Koch.[96] "Dr Pain" appeared most commonly in general surgery.[96]

Specialty	Surname
frequency

Surname examples
Cardiology	8 (1 in 213)	Hart, Pump, Payne
Dermatology	4 (1 in 243)	Boyle or Hickey
General medicine	63 (1 in 101)	Mysore, Safe, Warning
General surgery	56 (1 in 91)	Gore, Butcher, Boyle, Blunt
Paediatric medicine	46 (1 in 119)	Boys, Gal, Child, Kinder
Plastic surgery	7 (1 in 140)	Carver, Mole, Price
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Fred, His Enemy Getting a Vote @thefred.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Your periodic reminder that public and media perceptions of crime have almost nothing to do with the actual incidence of crime or the likelihood of being a crime victim, but rather are almost entirely driven by the existence of visible homeless people.
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
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mary (ruins boys) @ruinthatboy.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
❤️‍🔥kissed by fire❤️‍🔥 couldn't stop thinking about an inverse of commune jayce - viktor covered in forge grease fingerprints instead 🥺 #jayvik #viktor
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ACLU @aclu.org · 30/04/2025
The moment Mohsen Mahdawi was released from ICE custody in Vermont.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 25/04/2025
PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081
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Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
There’s a tornado warning for the Texas town with the world’s largest knife, and baby, I wanna see some results
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
BREAKING: SCOTUS orders the government not to remove anyone from the United States under Trump’s Alien Enemies Act proclamation who is a part of the potential class in the Northern District of Texas case until further order of the court. Only Thomas and Alito note their dissent.
(ORDER LIST: 604 U.S.)
SATURDAY, APRIL 19, 2025
24A1007
ORDER IN PENDING CASE
A.A.R.P., ET AL. V. TRUMP, PRESIDENT OF U.S., ET AL.
There is before the Court an application on behalf of a putative class of detainees seeking an injunction against their removal under the Alien Enemies Act. The matter is currently
pending before the Fifth Circuit. Upon action by the Fifth Circuit, the Solicitor General is invited to file a response to the application before this Court as soon as possible. The
Government is directed not to remove any member of the putative
class of detainees from the United States until further order of
this Court. See 28 U. S. C. §1651(a).
Justice Thomas and Justice Alito dissent from the Court's
order.
Statement from Justice Alito to follow.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 11/04/2025
Anachronym Challenge xkcd.com/3075
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Make them take each and any illegal step they want to on their own. Don't give them the easy way out — making their noncompliance a nonissue. If there is a court order, they are expected to follow it. Each and every time. Period. Make them do the work if they want to do otherwise.
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
8 Hours For Medium Screen 8 Hours For Little Screen 8 Hours For Big Screen and Little Screen
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Adriano Kitani @amkitani.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Elspeth Conquers Death. Trying the comic book treatment on sagas in a different way :)
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Paradox 🫀🦐 @corrodedparadox.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
My train was late. Again #art #surrealart #oarfish
An oarfish lies on the tracks of an underground subway. It is flocked by smaller blue fish
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Kyle Labriola @kylelabriola.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
You can't hate on the Balatro-likes. They're the shake-up that was necessary to stop everyone from making the Slay the Spire -likes.
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UC Berkeley Law @ucberkeleylaw.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Dean Chemerinsky and other #lawschool deans "speak as legal educators, responsible for training the next generation of lawyers, in condemning any government efforts to punish lawyers or their firms based on the identity of their clients or for their zealous lawful and ethical advocacy."
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Tonight, hours after the Paul Weiss news broke, an associate at Skadden Arps sent a firm-wide email: "Please consider this email my two week notice, revocable if the firm comes up with a satisfactory response to the current moment...We do not have time. It is now or it is never..."
Jeremy and colleagues, Many deals I work on have concepts of conditional
notice. This is mine. Please consider this email my two week notice, revocable if the firm comes up with a satisfactory response to the current moment, which should include at minimum (i) signing on to the firm amicus brief in support of Perkins Coie in its litigation fighting the Trump administration's executive order against it, ii) committing to broad future representation, regardless of whether powerful people view it as adverse to them, (iii) refusal to cooperate with the EEOC's request for personal information of our colleagues clearly targeted at intimidating non-white employees, (iv) public refusal to fire or otherwise force out employees at the Trump administration's directive or implied directive and (v) public commitment to maintenance of affinity
groups and related initiatives. This is not what I saw for my career or for my evening, but Paul Weiss' decision to cave to the Trump administration on DEl, representation and staffing has forced my hand. We do not have time. It is now or it is never, and if it is never, I will not
continue to work here.
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Charles Ornstein @charlesornstein.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
How we did it: Texas Won’t Study How Its Abortion Ban Impacts Women, So We Did
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Texas Won’t Study How Its Abortion Ban Impacts Women, So We Did
Since Texas banned abortion, no one has studied the statewide effects on pregnant women experiencing complications. Here’s how we sifted through data on millions of pregnancy hospitalizations and anal...
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Hazel @ambrosewinters.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
i had a thought of "it makes sense that food delivery is expensive, because you're basically paying for a private taxi for your food. but if a bunch of people all wanted food delivery, that would be like public transportation and cheaper per person!" then i realized that i had reinvented catering
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Hazel @ambrosewinters.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
guess who just did it AGAIN
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Hazel @ambrosewinters.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
every time i close a bottle i close it way too tightly. and then the next time i try to open it and struggle i tell myself "okay i'll close it less tightly next time" and then i close it just as tightly as before
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