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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Miss this guy.
One more episode of "My Little Pony", pop a Valium. Fly to Finland.

Fascinated by Applejack's struggles with sexual identity.
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moose 🫎 @amateursoftboy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
reposting as we go into october 🙃
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moose 🫎 @amateursoftboy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hello, fun life update! I have had a struggle recently with the final hurdle of my degree so I may end up graduating in the summer rather than the winter. Gotta love my brain setting depression on me.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026
Barefoot Ed Sheeran Introduces Sock Puppets That Will Open For Him On Tour theonion.com/barefoot-ed-sheeran-in…
Barefoot Ed Sheeran Introduces Sock Puppets That Will Open For Him On Tour
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moose 🫎 @amateursoftboy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
hello so september is always a bit tight for me and especially now, as i have been travelling a lot as part of my MA work. if anyone would like to buy me a coffee, it would be greatly appreciated! ☕️ 🖤 ko-fi.com/amateursoftboy
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Space ✨🐙 @spacecadetglowao3.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Clocking in at the lash scar eroticization factory. 🫡 Goldenboy NSFW, classic flavors. “Turn around,” Captain says, and Izzy braces his hands on the desk. He’s been buggered before, knows what to expect. His shirt is already off, his trousers loose at his hips, unlaced by Captain’s thick fingers. +
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I inch ever closer towards being thrown out of the group chat. @amateursoftboy.bsky.social
Screenshot of a Whatsapp chat. There's a picture of the actor who plays Lyonel Baratheon wearing boxer shorts. He's hairy and has a small scar on his tummy. The chat reads: "Lyonel hairy tummy btw", "'He and Mark Mitchinson have same appendix scar' she thinks normally", "SCREAM LAUGH".
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moose 🫎 @amateursoftboy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
hello so september is always a bit tight for me and especially now, as i have been travelling a lot as part of my MA work. if anyone would like to buy me a coffee, it would be greatly appreciated! ☕️ 🖤 ko-fi.com/amateursoftboy
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moose 🫎 @amateursoftboy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Sorry to be clear, it’s this OFMD shirt! I can obviously post it on eBay or vinted but thought a fan would prefer it 😌
Shot of an OFMD white shirt on a hanger against a white door. Shirt pictured is the OFMD Sonic Youth inspired tee designed by artist Sonny Draws. Close up shot of an OFMD white shirt on a hanger against a white door. Shirt pictured is the OFMD Sonic Youth inspired tee designed by artist Sonny Draws. The close up shows the clothes tag that says it’s in size XXL (UK sizing).
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moose 🫎 @amateursoftboy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Ok I’m thinking about selling my OFMD Sonny Draws shirt, the one inspired by Sonic Youth. It’s in XXL. Would anyone be interested in buying it?
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Liam Brazier @liambrazier.com · 13/07/2026
Saddened to hear about Sam Neil - seemingly one of the nicest men on the planet, passing suddenly after getting over the big C the last few years.
My Jurassic Park tribute I drew several years ago.
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
🔭🦡 Watching Badgers: the Big Football is on and Ben's synapses are activated.
Fake iphone screenshot for the OFMD fanfiction 'Watching Badgers'.

Ben: You'll be watching the football, I imagine.
Ben: Packed into some hideous city pub, sweating miserably while a bald behemoth of a stranger invades your personal space for the umpteenth time to tell you that it's coming home, whatever 'it' is. Lynx Africa like a fog in the air. Men, everywhere, men in a state of primal anticipation.
Ben: Is the Oik wearing that form-fitting black t-shirt with the hole under the right armpit?
Ben: Is the Oik eating crisps?
Izzy: Are you fucking masturbating?
Ben: Describe the crisps
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moose 🫎 @amateursoftboy.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
It’s been a while since I shared my top surgery fund! Ideally would love to have this saved by the end of 2026. 🏳️‍⚧️ gofund.me/456ed4eeb
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Donate to Help Moose Pay For His Top Surgery, organized by Moose M
About me I'm Moose, a 32 year-old trans masc guy living in the UK. I've been out as trans s… Moose M needs your support for Help Moose Pay For His Top Surgery
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Heck 🏴‍☠️🍆💦🔞 mask up! 😷 @omgitshecklmao.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
wippies. although idk what else I’d add to this. more of a practice drawing i think. #arttag
calico jack looking at himself in a mirror while he shaves. there is a post it stuck to the mirror that says “pick izzy up 6pm. don’t forget smokes + rubbers”
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moose 🫎 @amateursoftboy.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Master and Commander enters the film collection of “honestly it would have less gay if they just had sex”
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Violet Smith @violetsmith.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Fucking hell, this man gets hotter with every picture I see of him. Surely we must be approaching some sort of event horizon.
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Jessalyn vs ACME 🏳️‍⚧️ @hulkied.myatproto.social · 28/06/2026
Didn’t really want to do this but I’m still looking for help with food, still got just $4 in there so I will post girldick if I get $40 total donations ko-fi.com/hulkied paypal.me/hulkied Venmo/CashApp: HulkieD
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moose 🫎 @amateursoftboy.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
It’s been a while since I shared my top surgery fund! Ideally would love to have this saved by the end of 2026. 🏳️‍⚧️ gofund.me/456ed4eeb
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Donate to Help Moose Pay For His Top Surgery, organized by Moose M
About me I'm Moose, a 32 year-old trans masc guy living in the UK. I've been out as trans s… Moose M needs your support for Help Moose Pay For His Top Surgery
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Ross Expedition @rossexpedition.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Erebus is unmoored in the evening.
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Actual footage of me asking Con WTF was up with the blonde:
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Meme image: a man sets up a line of oversized dominos. The first domino is labelled "Teen criminal Israel Hands boards Blackbeard's Queen Anne's Revenge" and the last domino is labelled "I become a breaking news outlet".
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
🔭🦡 Watching Badgers: Kier Starmer has stepped down as Prime Minister.
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moose 🫎 @amateursoftboy.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
me this morning, medicated and hydrated, eating a croissant
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Space ✨🐙 @spacecadetglowao3.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Incredible company to be in. I'm holding hands with you all. We are all sharing a giant milkshake. We are stargazing on a blanket in the bed of a pickup truck pointing out the cursed constellations we have thought up. ✨ 🥰
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
"You can fit so much juice into this bad boy. We've got the one with the eggs, the one with the sheep-hybrids, the mutual cannibalism offshoot, and the fairground sleaze one, and they're all the spiritual ancestors of these two career criminals from 1717..."
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
It's so funny to me the intense sub-sub-fandom we've created for Goldenboy and the many layers of obfuscation you have to go through to even be able to explain what it is. "Yeah, so there's the political AU of the dark pre-canon fic of the relationship that didn't happen in the pirate comedy—"
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Delphi @wax-and-wings.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Well said, Ben. For this, you deserve a little roleplay with Izzy where you're granted one last conjugal visit with him before the guillotine.
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moose 🫎 @amateursoftboy.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Wiping a tear away…. Romance
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I am going to Watching Badgers 🔭🦡 my way through the local elections.
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moose 🫎 @amateursoftboy.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
seen people downplaying the current state of antisemitism in this country. it is genuinely frightening right now for british jews and acknowledging this doesn’t take away from the message that palestine should be free. don’t be a fucking bigot.
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
And to all, a good Ed Balls.
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Get yer Izzies. ko-fi.com/s/22edd0223b
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Izzy Hands Sicko Sticker - disastershipblonde's Ko-fi Shop
YES... HA HA HA... YES! You get: one glossy vinyl sticker, approx 5cm tall. Doll not for sale because he bites.
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moose 🫎 @amateursoftboy.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
i need to do laundry. can everyone collectively yell at me to do it
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Sylvia @sylvia-suffragette.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
At those prices, it looks like we’re all moving to Darlington (Tory leaflet posted on Reddit)
A Conservative Party leaflet listing drugs and paraphernalia for sale in the style of a bargain store with Don’t Vote Green
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
ALL TOGETHER NOW:
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moose 🫎 @amateursoftboy.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
begging you all to watch this video. it is utterly batshit. it’s my new vocal stim
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
(Many thanks to my spy, @amateursoftboy.bsky.social. We had to see this, and now so do you.) x.com/liz_churchil...
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moose 🫎 @amateursoftboy.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
delighted to have informed V of this latest insanity in british politics
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
HAVE YOU EVER EATEN AT NANDO'S BEFORE, PAL?
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Ha! Henry West got kicked out of Wetherspoons for the same reason the entire British Izzy Canyon were kicked out. And Spoons apologised! www.instagram.com/p/DW6NyPyiPzV/
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Norah Woodsey @norahwoodsey.com · 09/04/2026
Can confirm. Overheard a middle schooler telling her friends, “nah forget him, he’s AI” about a boy who asked one of them out
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moose 🫎 @amateursoftboy.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
started complaining about how the price of a pint in london is double what i pay in yorkshire. the northerners have got me
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moose 🫎 @amateursoftboy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Oh great pollen season
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a small white pomeranian dog is sitting on a bed looking at the camera .
ALT: a small white pomeranian dog is sitting on a bed looking at the camera .
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