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Vampire Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️

@amarshallwriting.bsky.social
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She/her. Author of Negatives and Apertures, paranormal horror romances. Co-author of The Trident of Merrow with Kristopher Lewis. Food enthusiast. Buy Negatives: www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0GX2XSLYB Read Apertures: Ambermarshallwrites.substack.com

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Vampire Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 10s
I love it! The facial expressions!
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Vampire Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 3h
I mean, it's my right hip that kicks out funny but otherwise ...
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Vampire Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 3h
I'll take it as a compliment 😅
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Vampire Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 7h
That corner has a bit of a curve, eh?
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Vampire Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 11h
I was going to say Fight Country Club but now I want to read that.
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Vampire Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 11h
Do they at least get paid time and a half?
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Vampire Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 11h
This makes me think of when I had less secure trash bins on my deck, and I confronted a raccoon digging in one. Flipped on the light, looked at it through the window. He froze, looked at me. After a minute he reached back down into the trash like, "So, can I?" Then I banged on the window and he fled
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Vampire Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 12h
I definitely don't feel like anything is missing. I kind of expected it to be like other games with an adventure mode where there are monsters but they don't seem to notice the player, but they're just totally absent and I think that's spookier.
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Vampire Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 12h
I will always maintain that there is a difference between horror and terror, and jump scares are barely terror, more like "startle reflex."
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Vampire Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 12h
Super violent people having a history of head trauma really is a correlation, at the very least.
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Vampire Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 12h
I have that one too but haven't started it. And I hate when combat (or stealth) is shoved into games that don't need them, especially since it's usually done poorly.
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Vampire Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 12h
Shit, why not? I don't know how expensive it is or how much you'll need but it's an option! And easier to refinish when needed.
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Vampire Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 12h
I love that at least a few horror exploration games let you turn enemies off for pussies like me. It's still spooky but I don't have to play a shooter (and yet the gun is still used in the game for puzzles and etc, which is also great).
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Vampire Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I used a water-based polycrylic but if I had to do it again, I'd go for something more robust. I just searched this up, might be a good resource: rusticrootsliving.com/what-to-seal...
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What to Seal a Butcher Block With: Best Food-Safe Options - Rustic Roots Living
Discover the best food-safe sealants for your butcher block, from mineral oil to beeswax, and learn how to apply and maintain your wooden countertops.
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Vampire Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I started playing Crow Country in Adventure Mode. Man do I appreciate the option. Thank you for the recommendation, @clementinedanger.bsky.social
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Vampire Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That is exactly why I did that to my kitchen table top.
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Vampire Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh ew.
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Vampire Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That's a new one on me.
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Vampire Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Look at the wood! Another instance where I'm like "why did they paint over that?" But I'm hardly sin-free when it comes to painting over wood. 😅
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Vampire Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh man, I always overestimate what I can do in a set amount of time. You wouldn't believe how long it took to replace a couple of doorknobs (I was replacing the knock plates too and had to do a little re-drill).
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Vampire Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
God but it must be satisfying.
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Vampire Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh dang I didn't even look at the dosage
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Vampire Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Is it because furry? If it's the one I think you're talking about...
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Vampire Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm so glad it came through after that scare early on.
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Vampire Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm taking notes here because I vaguely had these books in mind to read.
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Vampire Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A doodle of an apple floating in a "bobbing for apples" bowl. He's saying, "That's me!"
Captioned: 
Q: What do you call an apple in the water? 
A: Bob!
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Vampire Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If I get to them before they wilt, oregano and lemon balm are next. Then maybe SOME of the mints (most of it is probably eaten into/speckled). Thyme and lemon thyme last.
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Vampire Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We're having some frosty nights lately so I'm harvesting annual and tender perennial herbs to dry. Parsley is done (and I threw out a sandwich bag of last year's), rosemary and sage are in there now. Look how big some of these sage leaves are!
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Vampire Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nice, that's what I was going for 🤘🏻
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Vampire Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fuck yeah, brother 🤘🏻
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Vampire Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That tracks. Giving birth was nothing compared to the anxiety and depression of his first month.
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Vampire Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Today's lunchbox doodle is freaky:
A doodle of a strange boy-monkey-honeybee hybrid, licking his lips as he holds a sandwich in two hands. Captioned: Eating so many PB banana honey sandwiches that you turn into a Monkey-Bee!
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Vampire Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I got my own, it's cool. 👍🏻
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Vampire Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Aw, boo! I guess you might have to do the DIY after all...
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Vampire Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's a stress ball, essentially. So yes? 😅
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Dave Gilbert @wadjeteyegames.com · 06/10/2026
Debating whether or not to call attention to this, but there's a AI-generated Nighthawks clone on Google Play. Our game isn't on Google Play, so if you see it there... that's not us. We're trying to get it taken down.
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Vampire Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's not so much that the journey ends as that the doctor manages to get the e-brake off so the journey is somewhat easier.
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Vampire Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Actually, part of the reason I got fed up was because they dragged the romance "will they, won't they" out so long that I stopped caring by the time they fulfilled it. There was a point where they really seemed like they were going to get together and then pulled the rug again.
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Vampire Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Don't make me tap the "cats are obligate carnivores" sign.
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Vampire Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is my reason but for Castle.
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Vampire Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Today's lunchbox doodle is sweet.
A peanut (in shell) holding hands with a banana, a little heart between them. Captioned: Peanut + Banana 4-EVA

Kiddo has a peanut butter and banana sandwich today.
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Vampire Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And when he does something that's wholly me (I don't think he looks anything like me and everyone says he's a clone of my husband, though I don't agree) I feel so satisfied. Unless it's something like flipping out over a minor issue, then I'm like "sorry about the curse!"
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Vampire Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Especially when he does something cool and I remember what a little potato he used to be.
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Vampire Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I got a knitting catalog yesterday and now all I want to do is knit! 😩
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Vampire Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
She was distracted by my cute bags.
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Vampire Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I wonder if they should have come up with a softer gumdrop that would have a normal consistency when frozen instead.
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Vampire Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They realized they don't care who's money they're getting.
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Vampire Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well, my kid's cake donut survived pretty well for being PACKED WITH THE CANS 😡
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Vampire Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In the fridge! The one where the little toddler drank bleach made me feel sick to my stomach. I had nightmares of, of all things, my Barbies drinking gasoline. The Simpsons where Bart drinks the wine with the antifreeze in it also made me really upset. I was very worried about poisonings.
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Vampire Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And answering for my ten year old: the video for Garbage "The World is Not Enough" where Shirley Manson is a robot and blows the theater up at the end. I can't even hum the song around him.
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