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Ben Malcolm

@amakhosi.bsky.social
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All idiot views my own. I write stuff about why things suck occasionally (mainly Big Tech).

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Ben Malcolm @amakhosi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Bald men. Comb.
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Ben Malcolm @amakhosi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is inarguable
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 03/10/2026
Lane || Boot.dev v @wagslane
Holy shit, America is cooked. They were able to perfectly clone the Microsoft Teams experience.


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@POLITICOEurope • Oct 1
The European Commission has rolled out an alternative to Microsoft Teams.
But officials using it aren't impressed, with one describing the tool as "absolute shit."
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Ben Malcolm @amakhosi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It would be nice to be able to enjoy this much sunshine in October if it didn't come with the constant creeping existential dread of knowing why.
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Ben Malcolm @amakhosi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
For those that haven't read it, heartily recommend @lioneltrolling.bsky.social's When The Clock Broke as an excellent and detailed dissection of Nader as a political figure.
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Ben Malcolm @amakhosi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think I just heard @benjaminjriley.bsky.social's head explode in anger
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Ben Malcolm @amakhosi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The existence of Tim Rice and Tim Curry suggests the existence of Tim Naan. In this essay, I shall -
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Heather Burns @heatherburnstech.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
hey @glasgowfilmtheatre.bsky.social make this happen
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Ben Malcolm @amakhosi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is a good and interesting thread but also, who the fuck cares? Someone brings a drink to an interview. Okay? How the fuck is that disqualifying? Wild.
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Musa Okwonga @okwonga.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ah man. The men he will help by disclosing this. I hope it helps him heal too.
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Ben Malcolm @amakhosi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
End Times Fascism is the Not Like Us of political commentary. @naomiaklein.bsky.social and @astra.bsky.social just eviscerating the ghouls running the US these days. ‘Traitors to creation’ will live with me for a long, long time.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/09/2026
if you told these people that AI would only harm black people and the elderly they would flip on a dime and embrace it
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Ben Malcolm @amakhosi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Remember when people tried to present this guy as a Very Serious Thinker? What a ****
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Ben Malcolm @amakhosi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Our national papers are continually stuffed with articles that wouldn’t pass a year 9 history class
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women
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Ben Malcolm @amakhosi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Why have Christopher Walken when you can have Christopher Fuckin’?
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Ben Malcolm @amakhosi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's always the ones you least suspect 🙄
theguardian.com
Former Labour deputy leader Tom Watson joins Palantir
Peer takes full-time position at the controversial company as it fends off pressure from both Andy Burnham’s government and Sadiq Khan
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Ben Malcolm @amakhosi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Many people are saying so
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Ben Malcolm @amakhosi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Reading the new Naomi Klein / Astra Taylor book on End Times Fascism and, well, sometimes this stuff is just right out in the open.
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Ben Malcolm @amakhosi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
No jocularity for us thanks, we're Bluesky users
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Ben Malcolm @amakhosi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That is how you accurately write a headline to reflect the moment
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Ben Malcolm @amakhosi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I just did and you should too. Really looking forward to this one.
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Ben Malcolm @amakhosi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Stephens will forever be known as a bedbug and it’s so justified. What a worm
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Ben Malcolm @amakhosi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is so fucking bleak. Anil is 100% right but fucking hell it's depressing to think that there is a generation mainlining Fox News on steroids and the long-term effects are going to be baaaaad.
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 09/09/2026
There are a lot of people who think their parents got their brains destroyed by Fox News, but somehow they’re not getting their brains destroyed by staying on Twitter.
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Ben Malcolm @amakhosi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I regret to inform you that Hugo has hacked into a neighbouring stable and stolen sensitive hay. We need another trillion and, no, we will not be stopping him doing again.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I unironically think the country would be better served by the average gangster rapper as president. "If you kill the head of a rival gang's father in a drive-by, will it lead to a gang war?" is a question Suge Knight would have answered correctly.
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Ben Malcolm @amakhosi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Gotta say, not loving this 2006, 1937, 1789 remix we’ve got going on currently. Dunno, feels like trouble might be brewing guys
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Ben Malcolm @amakhosi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is an obvious consequence of what is happening and it’s a dereliction of duty for Labour and other parties to not be shouting that loudly. RNLI vs masked thugs is the easiest win imaginable FFS
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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
if you're the abc news editor who wrote that the nyc mayor attending the 9/11 ceremony is attracting "growing criticism" solely because he's a muslim then you are the criticism you're writing about
ABC:
Mayor Mamdani says he'll attend 9/11 ceremony despite growing criticism
Mayor Mamdani says he will attend New York City's annual remembrance ceremony.
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Benjamin Riley @benjaminjriley.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
To @caseynewton.bsky.social & @kevinroose.com: You interviewed MacKenzie Price for the Hard Fork podcast. I would welcome your responses to what I’ve reported here.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/09/2026
i asked this question late last year and a bunch of the response was skepticism and "jamelle is being naive" but here we are bsky.app/profile/jame...
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Duncan Weldon @duncanweldon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Even leaving any politics at all aside: as general rule, no state can allow a group of masked men to be able to close down critical infrastructure. This is basic stuff.
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 07/09/2026
Every time the Labour government does this, it not only suggests that the broad thrust of these direct far-right actions – led by thugs with convictions for violence – are legitimate, they explicitly suggest they are *more* legitimate than left-wing protests. It is as contemptible as it is stupid.
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Ben Malcolm @amakhosi.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Frankly, I’m bitterly disappointed in the lack of general mockery at OpenAI saying they’d achieved AGI. Or have you all just tuned out that bullshit?
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Ben Malcolm @amakhosi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This is the correct answer. Goddamn Random forever.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
triple triad in final fantasy 8 until u let someone mix the rules
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Rob Ford @robfordmancs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Big stakes now for both parties. Greens have chances to turn the tide on recent decline and demonstrate Polanski is a winner. Labour have a chance to show the Burnham bounce is real, consolidate the left in a London heartland seat, and deal a potential knockout blow to Green insurgency.
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Ben Malcolm @amakhosi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I agree with this, but also highly amused by the idea that we don’t pay enough attention to how ‘evil Canadians’ are viewing this.
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I would 100% support a law that says if any digital platform removes your access to media you paid for then they are required to refund you the entirety of the original purchase price. That would solve this whole thing in a hurry.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 01/09/2026
If buying isn't owning then piracy can't be theft. Any reasonable corporation knows that.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
logging on to the earnest high-info neurotics website every day during the everything going wrong decade: 'you know, the vibes here could be better'
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Ben Malcolm @amakhosi.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This makes a lot of sense when you realise that *everything* this administration does is understood by them through the lens of content creation.
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Ben Malcolm @amakhosi.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Why ask this question? What is the point? What do you expect JD fucking Vance to say that’s meaningful about this idiotic war run by a mad king? Pointless, performative ’journalism’.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 30/08/2026
re: everyone yelling about Google Maps - Maps just ingests the official data source for each country, which is GNIS in this case, and most other online maps will follow for American users nobody at Google is making an active decision to go in and change names in Maps directly
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Ben Malcolm @amakhosi.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
You, a dumbass: are these clearly circular money deals some sort of circular financing? Me, a genius: we see it differently. You: how? Me: don’t worry about it. It’s just different.
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Ben Malcolm @amakhosi.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Unbelievable loser shit.
theguardian.com
Andrew Tate rented supercars to appear ‘uberwealthy’, says his lawyer
Self-described misogynist and his brother, Tristan, are playing role to generate income from online attention, Miami court filing says
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Jack @jackinpogform.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The Cofnas signatories just served to out how many universities have their own Prof Whitey-McHeadmeasure on their payroll.
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Ben Malcolm @amakhosi.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Good idea
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Ben Malcolm @amakhosi.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
What the fuck is this Yookay b/s? Said it before, but keeping up with right-wing lunacy is exhausting.
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