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@alyx.sh
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🏳️‍⚧️ she/her photography and weird tech projects website: alyx.sh mastodon: frogs.lgbt/@alyx twitter: twitter.com/npc_alyx seattle

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alyx @alyx.sh · 27/09/2026
got my Steam Frame!
an HTC Vive devkit
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alyx @alyx.sh · 26/09/2026
the exit is partially blocked, too @traffic.wsdot.wa.gov
a yellow highway crash water barrier in the leadup to a guardrail partially blocking part of Exit 5 and leaking water

it has black tire marks on the side of it
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worm restraint @ctsmike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Chase
4:12 PM
Time's running out, Michael: Get a rat...
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alyx @alyx.sh · 19/09/2026
ooooh it's a slat grille Jeep, those are really early production and rare
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alyx @alyx.sh · 06/09/2026
You got them onto pallets and everything!
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Adam Baldwin @evilpacket.net · 06/09/2026
Thanks @alyx.sh! Maybe one of these will show up “working” at a local event full of schenanigans. Also, holy fuck it took me until 7pm to unload these with the tractor, myself… 😅
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alyx @alyx.sh · 03/09/2026
You can reach me on Discord at (@)sunmicrosystems or on Signal as alyx.99
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alyx @alyx.sh · 02/09/2026
Works for me
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alyx @alyx.sh · 02/09/2026
this weekend would probably be preferable! I have work in the afternoons
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alyx @alyx.sh · 02/09/2026
We had someone drop out so we have openings
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alyx @alyx.sh · 31/08/2026
I think we've got soft commitments on all of them!
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alyx @alyx.sh · 30/08/2026
sure!
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alyx @alyx.sh · 30/08/2026
Either message me here, on Discord (@sunmicrosystems) or on Signal (Alyx.99) and we can sort something out!
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alyx @alyx.sh · 30/08/2026
little free blockbuster
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Karl Olson 🌻 Ultraklystron @karlrolson.com · 30/08/2026
someone could have the most lit little library on their block
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alyx @alyx.sh · 30/08/2026
Do you want to tinker with a Redbox machine? We are imminently moving and need three of them to not be in our garage because we won't have room for all of them. Free. You'll need a truck. Please come adopt one. Must go by September 13th or will be recycled. Located near Bellevue, WA.
A photo of two of the Redbox machines in my garage.
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
well i doubt anyone on this app will be very interested but my friend sent over some Big Garfield travel pics
huge Garfield plushie looking through the binoculars at a Scenic Viewpoint huge Garfield plushie poses for a portrait in front of a pristine lake. coincidentally, behind him, only partially in frame, someone appears to levitatehuge Garfield plushie posing for a photo with a gorgeous neon orange sunset behind him
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emma! @emma.pet · 18/08/2026
emma being held in a person's arms. you can just barely see the person's forehead, but she's peeking over their arm and her eyes are massive boba pearls
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alyx @alyx.sh · 13/08/2026
flag of Corvallis, OR which was designed in something like Corel in probably 1994 and has weird random color splotches and says "CORVALLIS" and has a river and the court house
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alyx @alyx.sh · 11/08/2026
this is fine I'll deal with it if it makes it easier
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alyx @alyx.sh · 11/08/2026
assigned male at real estate transaction
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Aras Pranckevičius @aras-p.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
"GPU texture address mode collies" meme continues to be my main achievement in life, I think.
Border collie, Clamp collie, Repeat collie, Mirror collie
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alyx @alyx.sh · 31/07/2026
I made a Bluesky account for photos of my cat Emma!
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emma! @emma.pet · 31/07/2026
winner of the "fell for it again" award
emma, a dilute calico cat with yellow eyes, on a tile floor looking up towards a hand holding a can of CHUNKY Hearty Barely and Beef Soup that's had the lid removed
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Ida Ꮚ•ꈊ•Ꮚ @floofyfluff.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Bumble sharks 🐝🦈
A collection of small illustrations of the bumblebee-shark hybrid Humlehaj. She has a yellow body with thick, brown stripes, her shark body very very fluffy! She has two antennae on her head, and a pair of delicate bee wings on her back. She has six fins, all of which are brown. She is depicted on these illustrations as a carefree, happy lass, enjoying flowers, lots of honey and hanging out with her bee besties. Such a sweetheart!
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alyx @alyx.sh · 23/07/2026
they should do a showing of End of Evangelion where they replace the crowd scene with live video of the theater
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Xe @xeiaso.net · 15/07/2026
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alyx @alyx.sh · 08/07/2026
New Blog Post: La Fin: I've finished remaking all the websites in H2O: Just Add Water alyx.sh/posts/projec...
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La Fin: I've finished remaking all the websites in H2O: Just Add Water
Amusingly, as I write this, I’ve just realized we’re coming up on the 20th anniversary of H2O: Just Add Water, which first aired on July 7th, 2006. A little over a year ago, I published a post (“I was...
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alyx @alyx.sh · 08/07/2026
New Blog Post: La Fin: I've finished remaking all the websites in H2O: Just Add Water alyx.sh/posts/projec...
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La Fin: I've finished remaking all the websites in H2O: Just Add Water
Amusingly, as I write this, I’ve just realized we’re coming up on the 20th anniversary of H2O: Just Add Water, which first aired on July 7th, 2006. A little over a year ago, I published a post (“I was...
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alyx @alyx.sh · 06/07/2026
has anyone made GDPR exports available as physical media rather than digital download?
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lak @lak132.at.app.wafrn.net · 02/07/2026
what did canon mean by this
a Sony 70 to 400mm lens on a Canon L1 camcorder. the lens dwarfs the otherwise very large camcorder
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alyx @alyx.sh · 01/07/2026
alright who let a shark into the data center
a temperature graph that looks kind of like a shark fin
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alyx @alyx.sh · 01/05/2025
I remade a site that appears in the 2006 Australian TV series "H2O: Just Add Water" for like two seconds mermaidmyths.com
the fictional mermaidmyths.com from S1E5 of H2O: Just Add Water

it has some mermaid clipart on it and a bunch of random text from a newsletter from the 1990srecreation of the site

Columbus reported that he saw three mermaids on his first voyage to the Americas. On January 4, 1493, according to Purchas, the admiral observed in his log that the female forms "rose high out of the sea, but were not as beautiful as they are represented." The creatures were probably dolphins or manatees, but Columbus, like other mariners of his day, was ready to see new marvels in every latitude. His mind was conditioned by medieval illustrations, fables, travelers' accounts, and astrological prophecies about unseen territories far beyond the familiar coastlines of Europe.

The historian Arciniegas points out that Columbus's favorite book was Cardinal Pierre D'Ailly's Imago Mundi, a preposterous description of the unknown world by an early 15th century "new age" philosopher. If, as D'Ailly claimed, the lands of the "other hemisphere" were inhabited by giants, pygmies, dog-faced savages and Amazons, the seas around these could very likely teem with seductive creatures, half woman, half fish.
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alyx @alyx.sh · 29/06/2026
some of you may remember last year when I recreated a fake website that showed up in several seconds of S1E5 of H2O: Just Add Water (2006) I did it again, this time with greekmythicalcreatures.com, which appears for 188 frames in the series pilot, S1E1 "Metamorphosis"
a screenshot of Safari displaying "greekmythicalcreatures.com", an incredibly ugly website with a blue and white gradient background, a header with the words "Mythical Creatures from Greek Mythology" in a difficult to read cursive script, and six 15-17th century illustrations of mythical sea monster things.a screenshot from Season 1 Episode 1 "Metamorphosis"  of basically the same website displayed in a rebadged Safari called "Juicenet" on an iMac G5
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alyx @alyx.sh · 29/06/2026
some of you may remember last year when I recreated a fake website that showed up in several seconds of S1E5 of H2O: Just Add Water (2006) I did it again, this time with greekmythicalcreatures.com, which appears for 188 frames in the series pilot, S1E1 "Metamorphosis"
a screenshot of Safari displaying "greekmythicalcreatures.com", an incredibly ugly website with a blue and white gradient background, a header with the words "Mythical Creatures from Greek Mythology" in a difficult to read cursive script, and six 15-17th century illustrations of mythical sea monster things.a screenshot from Season 1 Episode 1 "Metamorphosis"  of basically the same website displayed in a rebadged Safari called "Juicenet" on an iMac G5
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alyx @alyx.sh · 29/06/2026
ah perfect I turned my 401 megabyte copy of the first episode of H2O: Just Add Water into a much more manageable 45 gigabytes of PNGs
The MacOS Info tool inspecting a folder called "frames" showing it containing 36351 files and taking up 44.95 gigabytes
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erin_irl @owo.me · 29/06/2026
hey hold my laptop's bitlocker key 186956-451550-347666-599093-573980-664763-662299-188595
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alyx @alyx.sh · 18/06/2026
I've filed a formal complaint with SPD over this class 2 civil infraction.
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alyx @alyx.sh · 18/06/2026
this is truly a symbol of their commitment to their mission of "...delivering respectful, professional, and dependable police services."
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alyx @alyx.sh · 18/06/2026
shout-out to the Seattle Police Department East Precinct officer who literally threw this bottle of mouthwash into the air last night, ultimately leaving it laying in the bike lane rather than properly disposing of it, while cleaning his patrol car while parked out in front of the precinct
a partial bottle of CVS antiseptic mouthwash laying on the road
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alyx @alyx.sh · 17/06/2026
does anyone have any suggestions for unhinged units to measure volumes of water? I'm going to be adding liquid measurement to our water dispenser at the hackersapce and want to have it rotate through insane measurements
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alyx @alyx.sh · 12/06/2026
there's even fuzzier ones for head cleaning!
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Amtrak Cascades @amtrakcascades.wsdot.wa.gov · 05/06/2026
Thank you to @selectric.space 😍 for some fun captures of our first new trainset rolling into town. 💚🤎🤍
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alyx @alyx.sh · 03/06/2026
the e-scooter hate has been renewed for me because on sunday a woman was going fast downhill on a sidewalk in caphill and wiped out on a sidewalk lip or something and flew off and skidded face first next to us for like 10 feet
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alyx @alyx.sh · 03/06/2026
yeah, for real scooters are especially bad because if you hit even the smallest obstructions with the tiny wheels, you're going flying
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alyx @alyx.sh · 03/06/2026
e-scooters are fucking deathtraps and both Washington State and Lime are complict for not requiring helmets
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aki-nyan //nullptr::live @aki.lethalbit.net · 08/05/2025
High-precision, metrology grade eggbug
and egg bug plush sitting on a precision X-Y-Z-R positioning table
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 27/05/2026
DID SHE UPGRADE TO A BETTER KEYBOARD???
Image of an orange cat with the text

MY CAT IS SELLING HER MONOKEI
STANDARD KEYB0ARD DREAM LILAC $50
Just listed 6 hours ago
Nearby 1 mi

Message seller
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alyx @alyx.sh · 12/05/2026
Just saw the opening screening of @miamoore.bsky.social's debut film “Again Again"!
hand holding up the Again Again poster in front of siff cinema

it depicts two women laying on a bed with things around them
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alyx @alyx.sh · 10/05/2026
yeah, got one the other day and have been playing with it
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