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erin_irl @owo.me · 20h
everywhere oracle haunts me
some kind of construction equipment that dives straight into the ground in vertical motions. it is very cropped and there are 3 red circle things on the top left that kinda look like the oracle logo
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erin_irl @owo.me · 18/09/2026
beamer
a 2x4 wood plank sitting inside a bmw
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erin_irl @owo.me · 16/09/2026
omg finally someone rooted and dumped the flash
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erin_irl @owo.me · 16/09/2026
typical burnt out corpo activities: trying to grab pigeons in front of the office
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erin_irl @owo.me · 13/09/2026
how does a tracking label for an amazon desk move from one corner of SEA39 to the other end up in a moving truck we just rented???? did they dead ass move this guy’s stuff out of the floor, into the truck, and then trucked it back the next day?
Amazon MAC Team, emerald blue, 04-09-2025, SIM P-634002, moving from SEA39 floor 5 550.L6 to SEA39 floor 5 850.G1
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erin_irl @owo.me · 06/09/2026
why do people buy pokémon cards when they can get them for free on the side of the street
Sinistcha Pokémon cardRust Syndicate Grunt Pokémon card
Silvally Pokémon card - kinda shiny irl
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alyx @alyx.sh · 30/08/2026
Do you want to tinker with a Redbox machine? We are imminently moving and need three of them to not be in our garage because we won't have room for all of them. Free. You'll need a truck. Please come adopt one. Must go by September 13th or will be recycled. Located near Bellevue, WA.
A photo of two of the Redbox machines in my garage.
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erin_irl @owo.me · 28/08/2026
150 more days...
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erin_irl @owo.me · 17/08/2026
:3
Android Recovery
Amazon/yacht/pinnacles
9/PS7401. 3594N/0025535842816 
user/amz-p, release-keys
Use volume up/down and power. 
reboot system now 
wipe data/factory reset 
wipe cache partition 
reboot to bootloader 
power down
view recovery logs
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erin_irl @owo.me · 05/08/2026
so ARM proxmox is a thing. am i gonna be the first one to install proxmox on an AWS nitro card for shits and giggles
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erin_irl @owo.me · 05/08/2026
just got a nova430i base station :3
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erin_irl @owo.me · 04/08/2026
the HGST/WD/sandisk ultrastar SN200 really is bringing the deathstar nickname to the modern era,,, when the device loses power, gets disconnected from the host, or the stars are aligned: full namespace loss! full data loss! force reset!
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erin_irl @owo.me · 03/08/2026
OH: a crab is a form of shrimp
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erin_irl @owo.me · 02/08/2026
nervous but this is such a funny one :3 0414ac311b5e41143dc9fdd32fecde0e
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erin_irl @owo.me · 31/07/2026
they should let me buy a 2AVOB-FH7K2H for the house
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emma! @emma.pet · 31/07/2026
winner of the "fell for it again" award
emma, a dilute calico cat with yellow eyes, on a tile floor looking up towards a hand holding a can of CHUNKY Hearty Barely and Beef Soup that's had the lid removed
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erin_irl @owo.me · 20/07/2026
cracking into embedded devices is fun, how do people keep cracked devices tidy in their collection? 🥺 do i just discard devices back where it came from (repc) or put them in a giant bin LOL
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erin_irl @owo.me · 19/07/2026
today on bad ideas: "would it be bad if i added a --yolo or --dangerously-skip-permissions that lets users bounce the power or reboot shit without confirmation"
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erin_irl @owo.me · 06/07/2026
can a person feasibly have 6-7 human kidneys
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erin_irl @owo.me · 06/07/2026
"VyOS 1.6 Scutum" why does this sound too much like "scrotum"
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erin_irl @owo.me · 05/07/2026
6/10 flags done so far! i did not expect a corpo ctf to go this hard jesus lol
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erin_irl @owo.me · 03/07/2026
i really am amused at how the work ctf is pulling out all the stops to make it extremely unbearable for llms to play, its 100% back to back pwn challenges in disguise as other classes
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erin_irl @owo.me · 03/07/2026
do calico cats bring good luck for ctfs? how about coins too
my cat emma with the bytedance 5th ctf game coin brought to you by PDPO and infosec
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erin_irl @owo.me · 29/06/2026
hey hold my laptop's bitlocker key 186956-451550-347666-599093-573980-664763-662299-188595
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erin_irl @owo.me · 26/06/2026
so tomorrow is hotdog day at work. chat, how many hotdogs can i eat if i have not eaten much today other than an entire bowl of corn
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erin_irl @owo.me · 26/06/2026
"ByteDance is literally famous for the 996 work culture (9am-9pm, 6 days/week)." ouch
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erin_irl @owo.me · 20/06/2026
evil: bitnami good: mamdani
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erin_irl @owo.me · 14/06/2026
feeling cute, might drop a 0day some time soon because the serial port broke on a device i have
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erin_irl @owo.me · 14/06/2026
holy shit the knicks won :3
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erin_irl @owo.me · 08/06/2026
OH: “plugshare? is that what they call it when you don’t have enough buttplugs for the entire polycule”
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erin_irl @owo.me · 05/06/2026
would you eat six bratwurst at work? i would
a plate with 3 meat brautwurst and 3 vegan bratwurst with currywurst sauce
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erin_irl @owo.me · 04/06/2026
# OH Q: “do you know lebron james is?” A “isn’t he a baseball player with a home run record or something”
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erin_irl @owo.me · 01/06/2026
is cachix down or is it just me
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erin_irl @owo.me · 29/05/2026
my nitro card is now immune to copyfail
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erin_irl @owo.me · 21/05/2026
day 5 of being sick: sleep schedule - cooked hours of work - don’t even ask 😭 sudden stomach events - 3 sleep - probably now :3
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erin_irl @owo.me · 07/05/2026
something something getting ur ducks in row
four ducks sitting on top of a wooden ceiling trim beam that have 2/3 of the bisexual vibes colors
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erin_irl @owo.me · 07/05/2026
why is emma
emma laying on a cat bed on the staircase
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erin_irl @owo.me · 21/04/2026
> "honey why is our AWS bill $47,000" > "i may have started an ai sweatshop"
Embraced humor and casual tone for amusement
> "honey why is our AWS bill $47,000"
> "i may have started an ai sweatshop"
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erin_irl @owo.me · 11/04/2026
yesterday on wild ebay finds: amazon elitebook 845 g7 remember when these were the brand new craze because ryzen? don’t worry amazon LP, this was wiped ;)
Wiped EliteBook 845 G7 on a Let’s finish setting up your PC screenAsset-number: 1801207229
Serial-number: 5CG12874T7 (R5)
Production date: 20210717
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erin_irl @owo.me · 19/03/2026
i swear every time i attempt using the apple passport attestation at the airport, the machine is consistently broken
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erin_irl @owo.me · 16/03/2026
oh my god meraki uses uboot on x86
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alyx @alyx.sh · 15/03/2026
so we rescued a set of cinema film scanners does anyone need a set of cinema film scanners? if you have a need for a cinema film scanner (or can give it a good home!), and can arrange to have it transported from the Seattle area, message me on fedi or e-mail me at hello@alyx.sh
a big set of Spirit 2K film scanners. they look cool as fuck. they're beautiful brushed stainless steel on the sides and a big glass view door to watch the film transport mechanims

they're in a garage
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erin_irl @owo.me · 11/03/2026
" DELL PROLIANT DL380 GEN10," LOL
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erin_irl @owo.me · 08/03/2026
OH: "is there a good way to search for houses like e621 tags? big_garage small_lawn inflated_living_room"
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erin_irl @owo.me · 04/03/2026
anyone got pics of me-central-1 post drone strike? is there a giant hole exposing the red zone to the elements? how cooked is the datacenter?
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erin_irl @owo.me · 04/03/2026
you ever expense two costco glizzies and a shake at work? neither have i until today
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erin_irl @owo.me · 03/03/2026
i’m holding her pawb 🥹
me holding my cat’s paw
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erin_irl @owo.me · 02/03/2026
dual posting from mastodon: > it's time to start scraping and botting surplus auction websites for the love of the game >:3 > well, first i must add error handling which meant spending all night trying to self deploy sentry which is a unique form of torture
Chad third party scraper meme
- holding literal scrapers in both hands
- follows no rules, doesn't agree to any terms of service
- [Luminati logo - Proxy vendor company]
- scrapes so fast the backend crashes
- POP3
- Selenium logo
- curl logo
- beautifulsoup logo
- requests logo
- has no limitations can access any data he wants
- entire industries are dedicated to stopping him
- website thinks his user agent is a phone
- Doesn't care about changes in policies
- promising career at high-frequency trading firm (just scrapes in his spare time)
- Even Javascript can't stop him
- pays laborers to solve captchas
- doesn't even have a phone number
- can work anonymously
- parses HTML with regex
- [Mullvad logo - VPN company]
- [SMSPVA logo - SMS API company]
- [2captcha - Captcha API company]
- his business is profitable
- Can do whatever he wants
- millions of engineer hours, still can't stop him from scraping
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erin_irl @owo.me · 01/03/2026
line: crossed!
A Grafana panel for Backfill status showing a yellow line and a green line crossing each other at a pretty straight trajectory.
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erin_irl @owo.me · 28/02/2026
just made my word blender a catgirl,,,
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