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Alyssa

@alyssaonthewww.bsky.social
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Do no harm, but take no shit. 👊🏾🏳️‍🌈🔥

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
spirit halloween is JOINING the ed sheeran tour
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WRMS Traffic & Weather Reporter on the 2’s @carnegro.blacksky.app · 13/09/2026
I missed FAMU honoring Dolly Parton at Miami Friday night.
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Enciclopedia Marrón @laconicicon.blacksky.app · 06/09/2026
Hanging out with two of my fave humans @penz87.blacksky.app and @alyssaonthewww.bsky.social
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Bald-Headed Demon 😈 @such-a-frknlady.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton passing on Titty Tuesday is so cunt. god i love her 🥺😩
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Mr. Tyler CroOoOoOoOok @mrtylercrook.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My favorite Dolly Parton meme.
A twitter interaction where someone posted a photo of Dolly Parton looking hot as hell in black and red lingerie. Someone else replies to the photo with "Well then wha the hell did Jolene look like???"
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David Leigh Roth @notonebit.com · 25/08/2026
You can donate to Dolly Parton's Imagination Library here donate.imaginationlibrary.com
donate.imaginationlibrary.com
Home
Make a donation and support Dolly Parton's Imagination Library in communities around the world and help put more books into the hands of more children.
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sunmushroomgod | country by nature @penz87.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026
… rest easy, Mrs Dolly. @alyssaonthewww.bsky.social
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Alyssa @alyssaonthewww.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Our Queen Dolly 🥺 The day Tennesseeans have all dreaded is here. Today starts our week (or month) of mourning.
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Alyssa @alyssaonthewww.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
A few days ago, the school sent a message about a student acting up on Instagram. So I asked our son and his friends to report back with the tea. Well done, kid. @penz87.blacksky.app
A text that reads “I got the tea btw” and my response with a very excited SpongeBob GIF.
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Alyssa @alyssaonthewww.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Ice cream date with my boo. @penz87.blacksky.app
A Dubai Chocolate flavored sundae on a white, marble-inspired table. People blurred in the background including my wife, a Black woman in a white top and black pants.
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Alyssa @alyssaonthewww.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
We were checking out at Sprouts. The cashier asked if we had a membership and when we said “yes”, she said… “Good because I don’t wanna give that speech again.” 😂 @penz87.blacksky.app
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Alyssa @alyssaonthewww.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Hmm 🤔
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Alyssa @alyssaonthewww.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
My dad 🤭
Screenshot of a text conversation between me and my dad. I said “I’m sure you’ve seen the Lindsey Graham news”. He simply replied with the skull and crossbones emoji.
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Alyssa @alyssaonthewww.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s starting to seem like some higher power is coming for these folks who’ve led us into this shitty predicament we’re in.
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
FUCK
The sun holding a gun and pointing it towards a human hand holding a gun pointed towards the sun
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Alyssa @alyssaonthewww.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
“I can't put my glock up, my glock is my hoe. And my hoe go everywhere I go” - me as a 12 year old suburban Black girl
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Trial Time by The Last Mr. Bigg on Apple Music
Song · 2000 · Duration 5:29
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Alyssa @alyssaonthewww.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This was my shit in 9th grade. Still is, if I’m being real. @penz87.blacksky.app
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Throw It Up (feat. Pastor Troy) by Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz & Pastor Troy on Apple Music
Song · 2002 · Duration 6:12
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My name’s not Dray @neauxladre.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Here go yo gay cake since I know you gay and stuff 🌈
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Cutting a Slice of Rainbow Cake
ALT: Cutting a Slice of Rainbow Cake
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Alyssa @alyssaonthewww.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Let me tell you… as a pansexual, it’s a whole lot of eye candy at Pride. And I be looking.
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Peepers Eye
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Alyssa @alyssaonthewww.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
“It’s the weekend. I’m partying. I want more cheese!” - out of context quote from my Dad Happy Father’s Day ❤️
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Tua Turndaballova @eagleeye1906.blacksky.app · 19/06/2026
I’m fuckin HOWLING
A text message from Universal Joint Restaurants that reads:

We can't let a country that voluntarily eats Vegemite beat us.
USA vs Australia kicks
off at 3PM. Do your patriotic duty and join us for the match.
Reply "STOP 11183" to unsubscribe
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orithyia blue. @javeauriel.blacksky.app · 14/06/2026
Spike’s face says it all 😂🔥
Spike Lee on the Brooklyn Bridge, sitting in a rolling chair with a Knicks fit on. He is holding a basketball and smiling
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Tua Turndaballova @eagleeye1906.blacksky.app · 13/06/2026
Hey, USA. I do think our chant should be reciting that MARTA lady who had the episode on the train. Just imagine the crowd in Mercedes Benz Stadium randomly chanting.... "I'mma beat yo ass on this train. We on the MARTA I'm finna do my thang. You thought I wouldn't freestyle on you, boo?"
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Thank you, birthright citizenship, for that goal
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SydTheKid💋 @thicneyyy.blacksky.app · 11/06/2026
all summer long in the south
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Alyssa @alyssaonthewww.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Best $10 I ever spent. Happy Anniversary, @penz87.blacksky.app ❤️
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Been Grimm @thefrescosensei.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Girls rule Boys drool
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Alyssa @alyssaonthewww.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
This was posted 23 minutes ago and I don’t even remember what goofy shit I did lol
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Chocolate Philosopher @itsmscoco.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Your friendly reminder that humans made all this shit up …
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dbsmasher.com @dbsmasher.com · 23/05/2026
Here is a poster full of different kinds of sandwiches.
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Alyssa @alyssaonthewww.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I just realized that I graduated high school 20 years ago today. I’m old old.
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sunmushroomgod | country by nature @penz87.blacksky.app · 19/05/2026
… do you know where your birth certificate is?
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Alyssa @alyssaonthewww.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
She loves it.
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Alyssa @alyssaonthewww.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
It’s Mother’s Day. I can do what I want including wearing my security hat that I got for Halloween and making my son take silly photos of me at my favorite hotdog spot.
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Alyssa @alyssaonthewww.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Also… being a mom is fucking hard.
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Alyssa @alyssaonthewww.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Mother’s Day to anyone who has mothered in any way ❤️
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God @thegodshow.com · 10/05/2026
There will be times when the struggle feels impossible.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
HAPPENING NOW… marching on the Capitol…. #NewJimCrow @GovBillLee
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Alyssa @alyssaonthewww.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
My mind and body aren’t meant for sitting in a corporate office.
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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life.
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Let’s end tonight on a high note from Coldplay
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Alyssa @alyssaonthewww.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I don’t know about y’all… but I don’t think I should have to work when the president is threatening to murder an entire civilization. I think I should be allowed to just lay down for the day… or week… or year.
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Kurbs @kkurbs.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
A beef Wellington is just a corn dog from a different socioeconomic background
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Alyssa @alyssaonthewww.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The amount of food in the fridge at work might be a recession indicator. I’ve never seen that much in there! I was fighting to fit my lunch bag.
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sunmushroomgod | country by nature @penz87.blacksky.app · 06/04/2026
… my wife just made my monday. she sent me a card via mail (yes, we live together). and it’s extra special cus she made it via her watercoloring hobby. ✨🧡
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Alyssa @alyssaonthewww.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Nevermind. I take that back 🙃
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Alyssa @alyssaonthewww.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
@penz87.blacksky.app messed up and took me out for drinks. Now, I’m gonna wanna go to the clurb once a month at least.
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Alyssa @alyssaonthewww.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
And did.
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