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@alvis.fish
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enjoyer of things that are good (monster hunter wilds) and things that are bad (kamen rider kabuto) 21+ i repost nsfw sometimes he/him

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MTFistopheles 🏳️‍⚧️ @ourqueeninyellow.bsky.social · 6h
NAH NOT THE GESTAPO GRUMPS 😭😭😭
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Tony Zaret @tonyzaret.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
After seeing endless posts on the importance of “third spaces” I finally found one near me - annndddd it was filled with media illiterate normies who didn’t laugh at my Deltarune references. So yeah, I'll stay ‘terminally online’ - at least until this city has more fandom-friendly pickleball courts
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It maybhave tobdobwith DOOMACROLLING ! @hornblende.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
neverendingly amusing to me that a sizable segment of the game piracy community has such strong opinions about the copyright status of llms
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alvis @alvis.fish · 26/09/2026
it's exactly what leads to both those overly defensive attitudes where people try to convince you that chiikawa is actually traumatizingly "dark" and the overly cynical ones positing that adults getting enjoyment out of bluey are necessarily mentally stunted
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alvis @alvis.fish · 26/09/2026
bird app is arguing about whether chiikawa is a "baby show" but I think debating this sidesteps the real issue which is that we automatically assume anything being suitable for young children necessarily means its lesser art for some sort of subhuman class
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alvis @alvis.fish · 25/09/2026
the wretched thing gloats uncaringly in the wake of my failure
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andy @yorupei.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
being the fifth magician is harder than it looks
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alvis @alvis.fish · 23/09/2026
not that I pity discord getting flak, do it all you want lmao. but this is not a problem you solve by getting mad at discord specifically
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alvis @alvis.fish · 23/09/2026
of course discord is gonna implement global age verification even if they don't have to, it's just cheaper and easier that way rather than switching course every time it's mandated somewhere new
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alvis @alvis.fish · 23/09/2026
I love the amount of PSA posts that boil down to "this company offering free services has a profit motive"
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alvis @alvis.fish · 23/09/2026
waarom zit de statiegeldautomaat maar aan één kant van utrecht centraal
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alvis @alvis.fish · 23/09/2026
my go-to is sandwiches from the asian supermarket but those are still like 6 bucks these days and they get monotonous
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alvis @alvis.fish · 23/09/2026
burger king's nuggets have always been violently mediocre so I don't trust their chicken burgers regardless. kfc has burned me with their extremely inconsistent quality though they remained cheap in the wake of expensive treats for a little while before succumbing
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alvis @alvis.fish · 23/09/2026
I don't like cheese, I don't like mayo and mayo-based sauces, this makes 90% of fastfood burgers instantly inedible. the chili chicken is just a patty, lettuce and chili sauce. it's perfect. it's actually perfect please anybody else offer this
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alvis @alvis.fish · 23/09/2026
I stopped eating at maccys years ago and doubt my gut would appreciate it now but I do fucking miss those chili chickens like a motherfucker
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alvis @alvis.fish · 22/09/2026
yes ideally being logged into a nintendo account just grants you the license to play that game on that system indefinitely without hassle but at least I am no longer forced to set my switch lite as my "primary" system to be able to play my games offline at all. it was in fact an improvement
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alvis @alvis.fish · 22/09/2026
this is really infinitely less serious but I remember getting annoyed with how people talked about virtual game cards, a system infinitely better than what preceded it
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alvis @alvis.fish · 21/09/2026
I really need people to understand the technologies they're choosing to have opinions on, ideally to the best of their ability but at least on a basic level
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alvis @alvis.fish · 21/09/2026
people seeing a keystroke counter with pretty easily identifiable and common bugs, and immediately calling it a "keylogger" and casting immense distrust upon the developers is unsurprising but very unfortunate
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alvis @alvis.fish · 21/09/2026
do some of you people actually want gay romance in purseowner 4? written by atlus? even if they did do it what would be the point they clearly don't want to. the ship has sailed just don't buy the game. you won't miss out that hard it's a remake of something you already played anyway
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alvis @alvis.fish · 21/09/2026
this is part of why I'm so ride or die for wiinoblade, because it essentially made me love videogames, and the notion that the remaster "fixed" the game's visuals borders on offensive to me
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alvis @alvis.fish · 21/09/2026
xenobitch chronicunts
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✨ morika 🌱 @blindcloud.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
warp and weft #AITSF | #AINI
A stylized painting of Tokiko Shigure from AI: The Somnium Files: Nirvana Initiative. She folds her hands into the Naixatloz sigil, the center unfolding into a distorted red space that defies space. Below, is an impression of a skull over her sternum, reminding the viewer the impermanence of death. (2022)
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alvis @alvis.fish · 20/09/2026
actually just such a rancidly unfun fish every window feels like 30 minutes of agony
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alvis @alvis.fish · 20/09/2026
I have to issue an apology to sidereal whale, gharlichthys, great serpent of ronka and other legendaries that previously became a target of my ire. because skyfrond is actively a putrid waste of my fucking time to prep and fish for
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alvis @alvis.fish · 18/09/2026
my tyrant shipper friend got their lodestone story but it turns out his name is Arkose. I want to support them, but seriously, Arkose?
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alvis @alvis.fish · 17/09/2026
I'm glad someone's really excited. rise toaster was fine at least I can't hate it
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alvis @alvis.fish · 17/09/2026
you're legitimately the first person I've seen excited about teostra
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Audra Stang @audra-stang.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We're All The Animals - 1
100% Human

A human made this

Shaped by human hands

This art was made by a real human!

Human Made

More like "Human Gayed"
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alvis @alvis.fish · 17/09/2026
I don't actually do this in case anyone wants to get mad at me because it's bluesky
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alvis @alvis.fish · 17/09/2026
me telling the sprouts on the boat to use plump for spec because i want to skip the current
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alvis @alvis.fish · 16/09/2026
it kinds goes unnoticed in my brain these days how truly dogshit that horizontally laid out item pouch menu is
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alvis @alvis.fish · 16/09/2026
it's insane to see normal UI design return to this game
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alvis @alvis.fish · 15/09/2026
tomodachi life revisionism just to pretend LTD is bad is so fucking funny. the 3DS game wasn't that good man come on
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alvis @alvis.fish · 15/09/2026
I feel like a doofusheaded idiot sitting on my outside furniture while afking because it's the antithesis of an mmo, a space with no other players. there is no difference between the inside and outside of my house, the whole ward may as well be "my house" in its function as a private retreat
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alvis @alvis.fish · 15/09/2026
I don't even see other players in the ward I've had my house in for 5+ years, the bell/mb are literally directly in front and I've only ever seen like 3 unique players utilizing them. said players all stopped doing that because I guess they perceived it as weird that I actually use my house
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Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 14/09/2026
It's TIME! TO! GET! HYPE! Today, I get to proudly unveil Steam Hype, the project I've been working on with the help of @hookshot.media for the past two and a half months. A new PC gaming site which aims to demystify PC gaming, cut through the 100+ daily releases and spotlight indies as much as AAA
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Steam Hype
Steam Hype is your go-to destination for discovering the latest, greatest, and most talked-about games on Steam.
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Aura/Moom @moomanibe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I've been wanting to blog more, so here: a short(ish), off-the-cuff ramble about wolverine, guidance in games, and the void of conscious thought: auratriolo.com/blog/2026/09...
Guidance is a form of communication.

[Achievement from UNBEATABLE: "OHHH I GET IT. THEY ALL HAVE MUSIC NAMES - when you explain an idea, the idea fundamentally changes."]

And communication changes the player’s thought processes in more ways than merely the information being given. Guidance tells the player what to think about and what not to. It establishes safe, “brain-free” spaces. That can be useful! Especially in an overwhelming game. But it can also quietly smother thoughts that might have sprung up in its absence.
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THE Vinz Vektor - EN Vtuber @posindustries.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I support freedom of expression in that you can write and draw whatever fucked up shit you feel like on a smaller scale, but from a corporate business standpoint I do feel like maybe not everything needs an anime adaptation and tie-in merchandise line.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Pornographic Lyse Hext can still happen if people want it bad enough
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Sib @bakemeats.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
miqoda'te (and mogba) #art #aitsf
kaname date from ai: the somnium files as a miqo'te from final fantasy xiv. aiba is also there as a moogle
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ノ間 @mdmici.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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alvis @alvis.fish · 13/09/2026
The US president had this to say: "Irish unification sounded cool to me"
The summit will come two days after Donald Trump declared that he would “love” to see a united Ireland. During a visit to Dublin on Saturday, he said Northern Ireland joining the Republic would be “a great thing” and asked: “How can it be bad?”
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alvis @alvis.fish · 13/09/2026
talking to my mom about how I "just can't get started on things somehow" knowing damn well what this means and what the solution is
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Speed Ishowspeed
ALT: Speed Ishowspeed
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alvis @alvis.fish · 13/09/2026
lrp how I walk up to the taiko 13 cab at my local arcade (it has been left unmaintained since 2013) to play Monster Hunter Medley for the umpteenth time (my ka doesn't register and I miss the full combo, I start killing the family of four playing dariusburst nearby)
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Adam @arbiterw.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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alvis @alvis.fish · 12/09/2026
Anyone on the internet may view
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alvis @alvis.fish · 12/09/2026
plus so many people are averse to the idea of their art genuinely being interfaced with. don't reference don't take inspiration do not use do not steal. do not copy my text. would you like your reader link to Prevent The Copying Of Text?
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alvis @alvis.fish · 12/09/2026
insisting you need social media engagement to live doesn't really spur anyone who didn't already do that it kinda just makes you look like a REBLOG DON'T LIKE guy
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alvis @alvis.fish · 12/09/2026
if you need outside validation to create artworks I think that's a completely understandable emotion to have and also just kind of really not anyone else's problem at all
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