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@alvis.fish
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enjoyer of things that are good (monster hunter wilds) and things that are bad (kamen rider kabuto) 21+ i repost nsfw sometimes he/him

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alvis @alvis.fish · 25/09/2026
the wretched thing gloats uncaringly in the wake of my failure
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alvis @alvis.fish · 17/09/2026
me telling the sprouts on the boat to use plump for spec because i want to skip the current
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alvis @alvis.fish · 16/09/2026
it's insane to see normal UI design return to this game
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alvis @alvis.fish · 13/09/2026
The US president had this to say: "Irish unification sounded cool to me"
The summit will come two days after Donald Trump declared that he would “love” to see a united Ireland. During a visit to Dublin on Saturday, he said Northern Ireland joining the Republic would be “a great thing” and asked: “How can it be bad?”
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alvis @alvis.fish · 23/08/2026
cars and shit
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alvis @alvis.fish · 17/08/2026
I don't think op means this in such bad faith but I also think it's disingenuous to act like people don't specify trans women for a reason
something that always makes me raise an eyebrow is when someone says something pro-trans but specifies "trans women" when it takes less effort to just talk about trans people at large
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alvis @alvis.fish · 25/07/2026
no original raids in 8.0
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alvis @alvis.fish · 25/07/2026
oh my god bruh
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alvis @alvis.fish · 20/07/2026
they should like legitimately put an end to this guy
Gerolt from FFXIV holding up his gay rainbow hammer
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alvis @alvis.fish · 12/07/2026
my number was 2. this makes no functional difference yet it feels twice as enraging
The winning number is 3. May you have better luck in the future!
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alvis @alvis.fish · 11/07/2026
I love the monk idle pose cuz this face feels very in character for him way more than my character who is actually a monk
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alvis @alvis.fish · 07/07/2026
his face is so moe to me
my warrior of light, sad about having to gather 600 more paste
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alvis @alvis.fish · 05/07/2026
cheese head LMFAO
Poster for upcoming TV show Kamen Rider My-Th. The main character's rider suit resembles a mouse, with a cheese motif displayed on his forehead.
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alvis @alvis.fish · 05/07/2026
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alvis @alvis.fish · 02/07/2026
7 years of shadowbringers (and me playing this game) it's fucked. they will never make something with such perfect timing for me personally ever again
This is just qualityslop. You only like it because it's good
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alvis @alvis.fish · 27/06/2026
idr which plogon makes your character do emotes on the character select screen but I love how he recoils in fear at the idea of being logged in on
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alvis @alvis.fish · 26/06/2026
as previous skeets might have indicated i got this fucking thing
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alvis @alvis.fish · 26/06/2026
they fucking ruined this with that lv0 beastmaster I have to wait until SEPTEMBER to complete it again
every job icon in FFXIV at level 100
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alvis @alvis.fish · 19/06/2026
i rarely wolpost on main but check out this gif that makes me feel funny
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alvis @alvis.fish · 18/06/2026
Tweet from Hillary Clinton: "That's right: ZERO."
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alvis @alvis.fish · 14/06/2026
I don't follow them on twt either but these were some favorites of mine. I don't think raha should have been retired / left dead after shb which is where we disagree but raha in dt is not doing anything of value really
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alvis @alvis.fish · 07/06/2026
carb uncle
3 ruby carbuncles
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alvis @alvis.fish · 03/06/2026
funny tweet but it's obvious that rotating 5 gacha games worth of dailies is the new NEET pastime
"being neet in the big 2026 is ass compared to being neet in 2000s there arent even any MMOs that are worth getting addicted to anymore"
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alvis @alvis.fish · 02/06/2026
this has to be ragebait
A new achievement in Final Fantasy XIV that requires you to "Earn 500,000 tool mastery points as every Disciple of the Hand and Land." The reward is an Auxesian Tower Replica furniture item.
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alvis @alvis.fish · 02/05/2026
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alvis @alvis.fish · 29/04/2026
and if your friends don't do shitty ass HW trials with you are they even your friends? this ⬇️ has to be you
I'm queuing for bismarck while in front of the new trial boss
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alvis @alvis.fish · 25/04/2026
fuuuck when they said "the jobs will be good in 8.0" they actually meant it
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alvis @alvis.fish · 17/04/2026
screenshot of tomodachi life living the dream. I drew gimme kitten from final fantasy
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alvis @alvis.fish · 13/04/2026
finally one of these that doesn't suck shit
cold glass of water: xenoblade chronicles
white knuckle gaming: trauma center new blood
it aint easy being cheesy: fantasy life
the enemies are really cool: bayonetta
it really had to grow on me: monster hunter world iceborne
I love fucked up controls: trauma team
someone please iterate on this: god eater 3
put it in the louvre: metroid prime
the bonus game is the real game: sonic adventure 2 (chao garden)
on paper this game sucks but it rocks: deep rock galactic
sealed in the box of memories: jak and daxter the precursor legacy
don't tell my friends: fishing resort
feels shitty to play but rocks: kid icarus uprising
echolalia: final fantasy xiv
beautiful structure: pandora's tower
satan's dark delight: virtue's last reward
perfected by users: kirby air ride
it insists upon itself: breath of the wild
one day I'll lock in (truth): bloodborne
one day I'll lock in (lie): the hundred line
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alvis @alvis.fish · 11/04/2026
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alvis @alvis.fish · 26/03/2026
oh I bet you want that cookie so fucking bad you piece of shit
Screenshot of Tomodachi LIfe: Living the Dream. A Mii with drawn-on cat ears is reaching for a cookie.
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alvis @alvis.fish · 09/03/2026
i empathize with people who love minor characters, but a lot of them are selfshippers these days. and this isn't a problem by itself, really. rather, the problem is that my favorite minor character is the courier felyne
Render of Courier from Monster Hunter Diary. He is a white and brown cartoon cat with a large head, wearing a red jacket, a large red hat, a white scarf and a brown crossbody bag. He holds an envelope in his outstretched hand.
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alvis @alvis.fish · 05/03/2026
9 games. VNs are games to me I fear my9games.com/s/4eee5a5218...
Xenoblade Chronicles X, Trauma Team, Witch on the Holy Night, AI: The Somnium Files, Monster Hunter Tri, Fate/stay night, Another Code: R, Final Fantasy XIV, Kirby's Return to Dream Land
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alvis @alvis.fish · 27/02/2026
damn why don't i get this kind of reach so i can shill urban myth dissolution center
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alvis @alvis.fish · 27/02/2026
this is a littlest pet shop
gecqua from pokemon winds and waves
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alvis @alvis.fish · 20/02/2026
this mf got hands
arch tempered arkveld quest clear
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alvis @alvis.fish · 10/02/2026
thanks man
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alvis @alvis.fish · 07/02/2026
alright man
steam news promoting monster hunter stories 3. the news is shown on my library page 3 times
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alvis @alvis.fish · 05/02/2026
my penis
eustace granblue fantasy
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alvis @alvis.fish · 12/01/2026
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alvis @alvis.fish · 06/01/2026
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alvis @alvis.fish · 17/12/2025
posing with the lv1 nameless creature in coerthas
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alvis @alvis.fish · 16/12/2025
"if the player doesn't play well they do less damage. we fixed this"
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alvis @alvis.fish · 15/12/2025
people be saying things so definitively. like man i think it depends
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alvis @alvis.fish · 27/11/2025
My grandmother once said: "When playing, please keep the room well-lit and move way from TV screen as much as possible. To maintain your health, please take a 15-minute break every hour while playing."
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alvis @alvis.fish · 23/11/2025
another consequence of nuclear unpersoning. every appearance of them is irrevocably Tainted and must be removed. a stream vod is not a platform or depicts anything harmful but the person themselves has become a signifier of Sin
Two tweets from @KyoshiCadre:

"So GDQ has taken down every vod of runs where Shayy was the runner. This unfortunately means that there is practically no Undertale runs and literally no Deltarune runs. For someone to have such a choke hold on the community is heartbreaking. My friend Mrlink2k got his first GDQ run with a race of TPEG with Shayy and now thats gone and it isnt even his fault. Theres so many speedrunners in the UTDR space that have so much to show off but didnt get to and now GDQ is left with nothing. Shayy was never the what the UTDR speedrunning was as a whole."
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alvis @alvis.fish · 10/11/2025
i feel like semiramis and yotsuyu are more your ocs to me than they are actual characters sometimes. so you know how it is
someone get her some brown contacts im shaking
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alvis @alvis.fish · 09/11/2025
SAKURAI KNOWS BALL I LOVE YOU SAKURAI I'M GLAD YOU STOPPED MAKING THE BAD GAMES FOR NERDS TO MAKE PEAK
i smoke everyone in city trial ignore the other guy who also came in first
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alvis @alvis.fish · 23/10/2025
all timer album but the idea to include a weird shovelware video game was not great imo
cover of the Xenoblade 2 Original Soundtrack
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alvis @alvis.fish · 25/09/2025
they just dropped fire emblem amongus on the app store
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