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@alternateempire.bsky.social
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Illustrating the natural & mythical world through an esoteric lens since 2013. AlternateEmpire.com

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Jenn @alternateempire.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I want a Pearl Pain tshirt.
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Jenn @alternateempire.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
This whole time I thought “cheeseburger in paradise” was a song made up for South Park but here I am hearing it in a Detroit airport bar.
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Jenn @alternateempire.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
The word “yummy” has the same affect on my as the word “moist” does to most other people. Like I imagine someone saying while holding a comically large lollipop.
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Jenn @alternateempire.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Yeah so using timelapse while my phone was on lavalier mount was dumb
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Jenn @alternateempire.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I dont wanna see anybody dressed up as ICE this halloween. Edgelords are out!
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Jenn @alternateempire.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Am I crazy to suspect those threads asking people to share their art is image farming for AI? I’m sure therr are a few real people just seeking engagement but seems phishy.
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Jenn @alternateempire.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Operation: Studio clean-out has been underway. Now I just need to sort and re-do my supply shelves.
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Jenn @alternateempire.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Bring back crop circles
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Jenn @alternateempire.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Cool its that time of day when disassociation seeps in!
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Rich people whining that they'll leave NYC if Mamdani wins is like when I used to threaten my mom that I'd run away from home if she kept forcing me to make my bed every morning so she'd open the front door and tell me to go ahead and I'd stand there for a minute and go back upstairs to make my bed
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
You may be cool but you might never be as cool as a croptop-wearin', beignet-makin', Rogue-snugglin' Cajun named Remy.
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Jenn @alternateempire.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
You know its been a long week when you finally let down our ponytail and you look like Aileen Wuornos
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Jenn @alternateempire.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Is there an internet witch who can explain to me why I dreamt I was at a sarah mclachlan concert
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Jenn @alternateempire.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Listening to Skinny Puppy’s Worlock always transports me to a specific sunny afternoon around 2002 walking down avenue A listening to my walkman and feeling cool as shit. Idk. Music magic.
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Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 01/09/2025
I think 182 year old research articles should be free I want to read about the man
RESEARCH ARTICLE • Volume 39, Issue 1001, P221-
222, November 05, 1842
A MAN WITH THREE TESTICLES.
F. Macann
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.
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Jenn @alternateempire.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I just need to note that absolutely no one at the expo in Providence asked me how long I take to paint. It’s probably the first time that’s happened. Or not happened rathee.
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Jenn @alternateempire.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
If I go to a city and the only activity options on Viator are scavenger hunts, I know im gonna have a bad time.
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Jenn @alternateempire.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
That one girl who always drew eyes in her notebook in math class
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Democracy Now! @democracynow.org · 13/03/2025
BREAKING: Jewish American activists with @jvp.bsky.social have taken over the lobby of Trump Tower in New York to demand the release of Palestinian activist Mahmoud Khalil, who faces deportation for protesting Israel's war on Gaza.
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Jenn @alternateempire.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Lunch thoughts of what would happen if @whatsafajita.bsky.social ‘s girl cat met my boy cat. Probably a lot of yelling.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
i'm on bluesky for the scientific community
a series of threaded replies:

- my post: who up waning they gibbous
- Papa Nurgle's favorite daughter's post: It's a waxing cresent tonight, JERRY
- my post: who up waxing they crescent
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Jenn @alternateempire.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Alright now its done
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Jenn @alternateempire.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I haven’t left the house in four days.
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Jenn @alternateempire.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Moon time
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Jenn @alternateempire.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I love that I came back from Mexico to Elliott Smith playlist weather.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 04/02/2025
Maybe you can find somebody who can help, man, maybe call your representative? Who is it
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Jenn @alternateempire.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Baby’s first painting timelapse on bluesky #darkart
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Jenn @alternateempire.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
🌒 If you see this, quote with your Night/ #DarkArt! 🌒 #ttrpg #art
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 03/02/2025
Indivisible is urging people to visit their senators' local offices between now and Thursday to demand that they use every tool—including denying a quorum and blocking unanimous consent—to fight the confirmation of Project 2025 architect Russell Vought for head of OMB docs.google.com/document/d/1...
THE ASK
This week, between Monday and the vote on Vought, we're asking people from all over the country to plan a visit to Senate State Offices to demand Democrats fight and to hold Republicans accountable for their complicity.
DEMOCRATS MUST USE EVERY PROCEDURAL TOOL TO SHUT DOWN
TRUMP'S AGENDA
Yes, we need Democrats to vote no on Vought's nomination, but no is not enough. Democrats have the power to grind Senate business to a halt and force Republicans to feel the political cost of backing Trump's extremist agenda. Here's how:
1. Deny a Quorum: If Republicans don't have 51 votes in the chamber, Democrats can walk out and shut down Senate business entirely.
2. Block Unanimous Consent: Object to every procedural shortcut, forcing Republicans to take the longest possible route for every step of the confirmation process.
3. Max Out Debate Time: Use all 30 hours of debate on Vought to expose Project 2025, Musk's Treasury takeover, and the funding freeze.
4. Delay and Disrupt: Force roll-call votes, quorum calls, and procedural delays to slow everything down.
5. Blanket Opposition: Democrats cannot continue to vote for Trump's other nominees, helping to install more MAGA loyalists into powerful positions in the federal government while this power grab continues.
No Business as Usual: This is a constitutional crisis. Democrats must abandon the old rules and fight with everything they have.
Bottom line: Senate Democrats must block, delay, and obstruct every step of this process-no cooperation, no easy votes, no fast-tracking Trump's takeover. To learn more about how Senate Democrats can shut down Trump's agenda with procedural hardball, check out our explainer here.
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Jenn @alternateempire.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Planning in doing a other shop update in March with a percentage of sales being donated to an organization working in community aid. For now, here are some stuff still available from last time.
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Jenn @alternateempire.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Tidying up and came across these wooden pendants I forgot I had. Getting back into painting marathons to prepare for the conventions in a few months.
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Jenn @alternateempire.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
All I can hope for is that my little circle of weirdos and all little circles of weirdos can keep safe in spite of whats to come. For now I’ll keep painting.
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Jenn @alternateempire.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
House Resolution 7 is some Handmaids Tale shit, no exaggeration.
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Hannah Alexander Artwork @hannahartwork.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Disgusted and disappointed to see the Mucha Museum creating and promoting A¡ artwork, then doubling down after receiving valid criticism. They could have used their platform to uplift human artists but chose to support inethical practices instead. What is the art world coming to?
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Jenn @alternateempire.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I have that baby sound clip Aaliyah used in “Are You That Somebody?” stuck in my head.
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Jenn @alternateempire.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Last commission of 2024
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Jenn @alternateempire.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Why did late 80s/early 90s comedy movies sometimes have a random bit about Polka?
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Jenn @alternateempire.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I don’t care about Starburst. Give me Frunas
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Revy but spoopy @catgirlfingies.quest · 10/12/2024
Was talking about Event Horizon today And i always love this fact of how Sam Neill requested that the Australian flag on his character's uniform remove the Union Flag from the corner & for it to be replaced with the Aboriginal flag, the way he thought it should look in 2047
Sam Neill in the movie Event Horizon.
Wearing a flag patch that has the Australian flag but thr union jack is removed to have the Aboriginal flag in its place
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Jenn @alternateempire.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
This has probably been the worst year for online sales in a long time. It might be the first year since I launched my website that I didn’t get a single commission inquiry for the holidays.
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Jenn @alternateempire.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Doing lives on any platform is never not awkward but the invisible audience keeps me from procrastinating.
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Jenn @alternateempire.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Went to a UFO museum, walked a donkey, ate a sandwich. That’s a good weekend.
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Jenn @alternateempire.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Alright let’s give this a try. I make these things
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