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Alter Aight @alteraight.bsky.social · 6h
This photographer could have saved the planet an immense amount of trouble with just one little shove.
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Alter Aight @alteraight.bsky.social · 7h
My dipshit brother has been using AI to help him pick his players and he's dead last I'm the league. I'm picking my players largely depending on how much I like their names and I'm in second.
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Alter Aight @alteraight.bsky.social · 10h
I've seen this one. The next step is creating new MPG requirements but allowing a loophole that makes vehicles over a certain size not apply so they'll just make pickups and SUVs even bigger once the price stabilizes a bit.
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Alter Aight @alteraight.bsky.social · 10h
"He could have killed her!"
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Alter Aight @alteraight.bsky.social · 12h
Harry Potter and the Adults Who Haven't Read a Book Since the 6th Grade.
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Alter Aight @alteraight.bsky.social · 12h
They gotta add a "haha" react to this website.
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Alter Aight @alteraight.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't need to try AI to know I don't want it in my life for the same reason I don't need to try raw pork to know I don't want pinworms in my colon.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the problem is there is no mass demand for this. you didn't have to sell email. the sole demand is by loathed corporations who are either: (a) trying to fire you; or (b) trying to make a trillion dollars getting you fired. and for (a) they are having a hard time doing it still
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Jack Cousteau ⚓️ @angrywaterman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
0 DAYS
SINCE INVENTING BONZI BUDDY
AGAIN
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Alter Aight @alteraight.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So that's a yes to being illiterate?
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Alter Aight @alteraight.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/alte... Are you illiterate? Just because you don't like an answer doesn't mean it's not the answer.
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Alter Aight @alteraight.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Things can actually have multiple causes. It was driven by a specific type of dude who needed therapy and maturity not gaming forum echo chambers.
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Alter Aight @alteraight.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No he needs psychological help because he was lashing out at me like a toddler and accusing me of a ton of heinous shit based on his own delusions which is something that should be talked to a therapist about, not me.
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Alter Aight @alteraight.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cool then why are you arguing with me about it?
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Alter Aight @alteraight.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There was an entire movement called Gamergate where white dudes who were made fun of in high school made it EVERYONE else's problem. That's what OP is referring to and I'm continuing to refer to. But it applies to everyone who lashes out at random because they were picked on as a child.
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Alter Aight @alteraight.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Are you sure you just also don't like the idea that you're in charge of your own behavior and getting help for that behavior?
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Alter Aight @alteraight.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
... did you read the original post? Lmfao
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Alter Aight @alteraight.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
People having unhealthy coping mechanisms is a completely different conversation. You still shouldn't make how you were treated in high school other people's problem.
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Alter Aight @alteraight.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm not weaponizing shit lol. That man needs a lot of fucking help. Therapy is a good thing.
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jonk @jonk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me and who
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Alter Aight @alteraight.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
www.nami.org/living-with-...
nami.org
Finding a Mental Health Professional | NAMI
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Alter Aight @alteraight.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
www.apa.org/ptsd-guideli...
apa.org
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Alter Aight @alteraight.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
www.psychologytoday.com/us/therapists
psychologytoday.com
Find a Therapist, Psychologist, Counselor - Psychology Today
Browse our extensive directory of therapists, psychologists and counselors near you. Search by location, speciality and insurance.
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Alter Aight @alteraight.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ok. DEFINITELY go to therapy.
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Alter Aight @alteraight.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What a reach. I hope you stretched.
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Alter Aight @alteraight.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lmfao No you just don't like the idea that you're accountable for your own emotional outbursts.
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Alter Aight @alteraight.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No. Men don't punish the people of their adulthood for the behavior of the people of their childhood. Go to therapy.
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Alter Aight @alteraight.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is so poorly written it cured my imposter syndrome.
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Alter Aight @alteraight.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm going to now assume everyone who uses AI or boosts AI drinks their own piss.
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Alter Aight @alteraight.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Keto?
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Alter Aight @alteraight.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You have to make sure you post 4 times in the class discussion thread! One post and three responses! What do you mean we're just trying to fill time?
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Alter Aight @alteraight.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why the fuck would I want to be "brought together" with Nazis?
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Alter Aight @alteraight.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Seems like an alarming number of people are JUST NOW learning that Ivy a League schools are just monster factories.
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Alter Aight @alteraight.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You're a very recognizable person Michael. You live in Jersey City, no?
A picture of Michael Tracy. If you're hard of vision he's a balding pile of goop who smells like unwashed ass
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Alter Aight @alteraight.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Playing fast and loose with the word "good" here.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 30/09/2026
OK guys this is my perfect lazy weeknight dinner and it’s SO quick and SO easy and you probably have ALL the ingredients in your cabinets RIGHT now. So first we start with Madagascar vanilla paste and salmon foam
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Alter Aight @alteraight.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Your head looks like a pimple.
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Alter Aight @alteraight.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah that's why he was trying to turn it into a perjury trap. He had nothing he was trying to turn into a charge and then learned he had less than nothing lol.
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Alter Aight @alteraight.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Doomerism is an exceptionally funny thing to blame on phones. A behavior that is likely older than mankind itself, you just know Homo-erectus was going a week without finding an Ibex and going "I guess Klonk never eat again"
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Alter Aight @alteraight.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is it a good sign when a company's head of TRUST and SAFETY has half the website they run blocked?
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Alter Aight @alteraight.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Were you there?
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Alter Aight @alteraight.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Where does this lady even fail upwards to? Lol she's gonna end up in the Trump administration isn't she.
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Alter Aight @alteraight.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Everyone got made fun of in high school. Most people just grew up.
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Alter Aight @alteraight.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Can you sign legislation to prevent yourself from running for president next please?
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onion person @junlper.beer · 29/09/2026
openAIs next product is going to be a gun that shoots you in the head so your agent can live your life for you
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Alter Aight @alteraight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The fact that Michael Tracy can exist in public life without getting his teeth knocked down his throat is a moral failure for Americans everywhere. We're the most violent country in generations and we can't even kick the shit out of an insufferable dork until he goes into hiding?
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 29/09/2026
just blocked a dude for saying “DUMBA$$” just ass a reminder we are all adults on here you are allowed to cuss
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Alter Aight @alteraight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tom Cruise has been washed for a while. It seems like people keep forgetting the MI movies are not good lol. They're just flashy.
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