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insect who dreamt it was a girl

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Else @else.social · 02/08/2026
I hear there's a plastic surgeon out in Massachusetts who does a kind of FFS that makes your face impossible to photograph. Sounds kinda nice ...
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kitchen @alt.red · 29/07/2026
hi
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 30/06/2026
The trans sports ban are almost completely an invention of the media, conservative and mainstream. it has been years of lies, of shoddy fact checking on just completely false conservative claims, years of phony concern trolling.
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frood 🔨 @frood.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
why do bash “dead-beat” cis girlfriends for being transmisogynist to their newly out partner but we never question if the baby trans has bad vibes? or just unpleasant to be around
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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
my strongest political conviction is that pica is my god-given right as a living creature. i made this image about it
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kitchen @alt.red · 29/03/2026
work fit
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kitchen @alt.red · 21/03/2026
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kitchen @alt.red · 05/03/2026
wanna do a portraiture project in the tradition of Shizuka Yokomizo where i send letters to strangers telling them to pose for portraits by their windows at a certain time but then i never show up. make them perform for themselves
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kitchen @alt.red · 05/03/2026
hey
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kitchen @alt.red · 03/03/2026
no longer really mind my dad telling me transitioning was a mistake because he does it all the time, but last time we talked he said my mom secretly agreed with him and that’s been hard to deal with
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Lacuna @lacunae.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
my vision made real by @alt.red
drawing of two pigs. one says, “the bread is actually a fertilized pig egg. yeah every loaf is a miscarriage”discord messages. I say “he’s sad because bread is a fertilized pig egg. each loaf is a miscarriage 😞” and kit says “fuck.”
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kitchen @alt.red · 18/02/2026
iim in this band it’s good. thanks
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johnasavoia @konatachan.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
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jake @roastbeefo.info · 06/05/2025
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kitchen @alt.red · 26/01/2026
had a lot of fun with this
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kitchen @alt.red · 22/01/2026
forgot to bring lunch to work again
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mimi @m1mim1mi.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
watch dilbert 3 today
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kitchen @alt.red · 08/01/2026
if you read anything in your life it should be this
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kitchen @alt.red · 02/01/2026
art of the year 2025 alt.red/aoty-2025
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alt.red - AOTY 2025
Hello everybody and welcome to 2026. My my what a year it's been. What did I do creatively this year? Well... not much! But I did watch a lot and listen a lot and live a lot, and I have a list for you...
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kitchen @alt.red · 01/01/2026
Master of Reality; Grant Me Pleasant Passage - 20X6
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P A L I M R Y A 𓃏 @wyrm.ing · 27/04/2025
triveling thryu thee musty thicket , pentanose suc to soil. OH,? love to be doun today, deëpy beneathy.. insteyd ìv oul theels wrechd arrends of a sunny sort. brrutish age proclaimidh be thyre never moeltyme fur moel…………… ouhg
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kitchen @alt.red · 22/12/2025
By 2050, the only way for a White Boy to shock Chinese Waiter will be if he DOESNT speak fluent Mandarin!
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kitchen @alt.red · 19/12/2025
mirror selfie wrapped 2X25
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P A L I M R Y A 𓃏 @wyrm.ing · 13/12/2025
HEAVY AS ALL BREATH: Four thousand words of hightech/lowlife slow-burn slurrypunk parenthood guro, free on itch. Mass, capital, damage. A wombful of slime, a pocketful of opaline teeth. The wholeness of little things. palimrya.itch.io/heavy
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HEAVY AS ALL BREATH by Palimrya
slurrypunk parenthood guro
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🔴🟠🟡⚪🟢🔵🟣 @heatdeath.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
when you're running any kind of networking cable, it's important to avoid sharp corners. the 0s usually make it around, but the 1s can get stuck
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kitchen @alt.red · 05/12/2025
i think it might be time to come out to my family lol
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Else @else.social · 01/12/2025
Ten years into your transition you gain the option to prestige: restarting your transition to gain valuable bonuses. These include things like a percentage modifier on your breast growth curve or gaining slightly more Change per mg of estrogen, but also unique artifacts that unlock new play styles,
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kitchen @alt.red · 23/11/2025
ok?
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kitchen @alt.red · 20/11/2025
i work at a bread store whose mascot is a flying pig. here are some of the doodles i’ve made on this theme
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kitchen @alt.red · 14/11/2025
The petri dish is a fraudulent Liberal utopia where everyone gets unlimited agar-agar just for participating
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kitchen @alt.red · 12/11/2025
most people look normal
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kitchen @alt.red · 01/11/2025
im in the pussy like turmeric in tupperware
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laura “thirty years old” cavegift @cavegift.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
when new horizons came out i hadn’t started estrogen but i was wearing dresses on and off. you could say i was the animal, that was crossing
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kitchen @alt.red · 25/10/2025
T-T ty so much, this means a lot!!!!
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kitchen @alt.red · 20/10/2025
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kitchen @alt.red · 15/10/2025
(rizzing up a trans girl) can i fuck that ass before you replace it with a pussy
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P A L I M R Y A 𓃏 @wyrm.ing · 18/08/2025
mishearing my date after the movie ends: you want me to follow you to your litterbox?? oh my god yes. lead the way
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kitchen @alt.red · 10/09/2025
hey. me again
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Queer Games Bundle @queergamesbundle.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
4️⃣2️⃣ You have 42 hours left to buy Queer Games Bundle 2025. Get over 600 radical, heartfelt games and projects for $60 (or $10+), less than the price of one AAA game. This morning, we've passed $80,000 for queer artists. itch.io/b/3062
pixel art shows the numerals 1 through 80 over a background of genderfluid pride flag colors. each number is on a section of a ribbon shape creating a woven appearance, with rainbow and transgender pride flag colors and various textures.
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bteir @bteir.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Give me and my friends UBI and free healthcare and I’ll set your precious jobs market free. Until then, a random CEO will wake up next to a cut power cable for an AI server every day
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kitchen @alt.red · 04/08/2025
me at the beach (my friends are just out of frame, laughing)
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kitchen @alt.red · 30/07/2025
my game ‘verses’ is in this bundle :-)
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kitchen @alt.red · 16/07/2025
sunset in western mass
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kitchen @alt.red · 12/07/2025
kitchen outside
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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 12/07/2025
every boymoder is a policy failure
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kitchen @alt.red · 19/06/2025
with photos of spree killers
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kitchen @alt.red · 13/06/2025
red rock canyon on the pentax 6x7
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kitchen @alt.red · 11/06/2025
i got my film scans from the mountains outside vegas and they look pretty good
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kitchen @alt.red · 06/06/2025
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