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P A L I M R Y A 𓃏 @wyrm.ing · 24/09/2026

whenever i see a cynically contrarian take about the film du jour (schoenbrun’s latest or whatever) i assume they watched the movie on 6.5 hours of sleep. is that an insane way to view criticism? um maybe. but bad sleep is more likely than their having hit upon some revelatory vantage

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P A L I M R Y A 𓃏 @wyrm.ing · 20/09/2026

the chicago tgirl baseball game had 4 game-stopping injuries, which makes sense bc we're a frail people. the boston team sucks at baseball but my ex has an in with the celtics' personal orthopedic surgeon, so i'm banking on us maxing out the injury rate and accruing micro-advantages in recovery time

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Ann LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

"A Canyon of Blood for the Normalest Man Alive" by @wyrm.ing in EMBODIED EXEGEIS this story perfectly replicates the feeling of showing up online after a year away and having no fucking clue what anyone is even saying

A CANYON OF BLOOD FOR THE NORMALEST MAN ALIVE
Palimrya
you shuffle in for your daily shit and cringe like i’m a jumpscare. like i’m antique creepypasta, staining your senses for swiping a
sus link as you went for your fly. you thumb your gumline node to check if you’re up.
nope, you’re in color. this is your bathroom, sir, and i’m in it. you make to throttle me, but then you see what i’m holding. i’m gonna keep talking, okay? i’m gonna say some stuff.

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P A L I M R Y A 𓃏 @wyrm.ing · 26/08/2026

i was unsure of this when i published it. i wrote it from the depths of long covid in a year without music. the final paragraphs plagued me for months. i worried the themes and symbols were too many, too messy, too obvious or obscure. i finally read it again, and no. it goes so fucking hard!!! fuck

screenshot which reads: “seeds tinkle on through the balcony grate and down into nothing, down into dark. In her daze Madly sees some wretch of a tree, bruting up from the neon swamp at the bottom of all, burned and battered back in its rise but breaching ever on, its branches a bastard's panoply of radioactive light and dripping sick drupes of cadmium red, galena blue, all gorging up and out into the clemence of a pervert sky.”

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P A L I M R Y A 𓃏 @wyrm.ing · 23/08/2026

here are some of my fav names suggested so far for the boston tgirl baseball team. help us pick • Boston Bricks (bc Boston is famous for its ivy league architecture ofc!!) • Boston Bombers (just has a nice ring to it) • Mass[achusetts] Murderers • Red Stockings (maybe a lil too HBS but still cute)

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P A L I M R Y A 𓃏 @wyrm.ing · 20/08/2026

agegapless relationships are kinda sus. like oh wow you have all the same generational touchstones? what are you, siblings? literally incest

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P A L I M R Y A 𓃏 @wyrm.ing · 12/08/2026

the actually salient lesbian cultural dichotomy (not trans vs cis or tenderqueer vs dirtbag or radical vs homonationalist) is “wears deodorant vs enjoys life”

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P A L I M R Y A 𓃏 @wyrm.ing · 04/08/2026

(๑o̴̶̷̥᷅﹏o̴̶̷̥᷅๑)꒳ᵒ꒳ᵎᵎᵎ

wikipedia screenshot reading:

Species within the genus Tresus include:
• Tresus allomyax (Coan & Scott, 2000) - strange
gaper
• Tresus capax (Gould, 1850) - fat gaper
• Tresus keenae (Kuroda & Habe, 1950) - mirugai
clam
• Tresus nuttallii (Conrad, 1837) - Pacific gaper
• Tresus pajaroanus (Conrad, 1857) - lost gaper

wikipedia screenshot reading: The meat is good and makes excellent chowder. They tend to be ignored by sport diggers in Washington but not in Oregon.

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P A L I M R Y A 𓃏 @wyrm.ing · 03/08/2026

i should get around to publishing my little guromech RPG. playtesters have started referring to it as “mechsploitation”, a genre that didn’t exist back when i designed it (seems really cool though!), & i feel like i’m missing the moment. i’m usually good at finishing projects, but games are hard

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Ann LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

listen, I've read QUIET HOURS and it is SO GOOD, so I need you to go fund the stretch goal for this Have you ever had a bad roommate? what if the nasty tenderqueer and the abusive muscle mommy lesbian weren't the worst thing waiting for you in this incredibly incisive queer co-op housing horror?

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P A L I M R Y A 𓃏 @wyrm.ing · 17/07/2026

bumbled into a cabinet door last night, which instead of bruising somehow set an orchid petal on my collarbone so delicately that i don’t dare to bend

photo of my collarbone & a bruise that looks like an orchid petal

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P A L I M R Y A 𓃏 @wyrm.ing · 17/07/2026

as someone who never experienced the feeling called “relaxation” for 3+ decades and now sometimes does, i keep having these dumb moments where i’m like “huh, it’s weird that food can taste really good” or “wow, people are so nice to me…” every good thing in my life feels like this pic

photo of a 1-year-old stag beetle wearing a birthday hat, about to eat a banana with a lit candle stuck in it

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P A L I M R Y A 𓃏 @wyrm.ing · 16/07/2026

screenshotted because i don't mean to argue with kind, beleaguered editors. but: i disagree with this perspective! is it hypocritical to use a knife for cutting vegetables if you also oppose stabbings? using a tool to scam people and using a similar tool to prevent scams are totally different things

screenshot of a bluesky post by Solarpunk Magazine that reads:

"3/3 At least we don't run your work through AI checkers without your permission like a lot of publishers do, considering the fact that AI checkers *are also AI*"

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P A L I M R Y A 𓃏 @wyrm.ing · 15/07/2026

every time i see an old guy in a polo with rly hard nipples i ask if he’s like that youtuber who calluses his hands with “dog medicine” but it always turns out his nipples are hard for typical normal guy reasons

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P A L I M R Y A 𓃏 @wyrm.ing · 15/07/2026

it’s kinda cunt how much conservative podcaster Theo Von looks like Max from The L Word. the little goatee he gives himself almost feels transphobic

photo of Theo Von. he has a weird haircut

photo of the character Max from the show The L Word. he has a weird haircut

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P A L I M R Y A 𓃏 @wyrm.ing · 01/07/2026

at morning i apply a finger of chemical sunscreen and a finger of mineral. at night i boof a capsule of prog and swallow the other. superstition? no, simple quotidian palindrome. mirrored crossroads. four paths taken. the legs of my life stretching out in all directions while the torso nods in place

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P A L I M R Y A 𓃏 @wyrm.ing · 25/06/2026

i really need you all to know that the director of the new Ben Shapiro Daily Wire movie about woke Islamists once wrote, directed, and starred in a forcefem humiliation movie in which he plays a callow, desperate young filmmaker forced to wear effeminate earrings by giantess Ray Wise

Letterboxd screenshot of the page for a movie called Pennyweight. the synopsis reads: “Blaine Kinney, an aspiring young filmmaker, approaches an eccentric and extremely wealthy businessman, Fentworth Pennyweight III, for help in financing his first film. To his surprise, Mr. Pennyweight agrees to fund the entire movie with one small stipulation: Blaine must wear a ridiculously large and effeminate pair of earrings for exactly one year. Desperate for money, he agrees to the deal.”

poster for the movie “Pennyweight”, in which a shocked man wearing big colorful floral earrings clutches a briefcase while being sensually squeezed by the gigantic hand of actor Ray Wise

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Joe Koch @horrorsong.blog · 22/06/2026

Tomato hornworm (aka hummingbird moth larva) pierced by parasitic wasp larvae.

Author Yukio Mishima as St. Sébastien pierced by arrows.

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ergot. @ergot.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

This month, in honor of pride, we're going to be reposting stories from some of the LGBTQ authors that published work on the site. Today's piece: 'No Love Can Keep You Kept' by Palimrya Cannonglass @wyrm.ing which was first published on 09JAN2026 www.ergot.press/authors/Pali...

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ergot. innovative horror

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P A L I M R Y A 𓃏 @wyrm.ing · 20/06/2026

if i had a nickel for every time a beautiful woman showed up to a party at my house and then i found out that she’s a top 100 internationally ranked smash player i’d have like 5 nickels, which.. kinda breaks the format of the joke. that’s like almost enough to buy something

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P A L I M R Y A 𓃏 @wyrm.ing · 17/06/2026

caught a mosquito drinking gallons of blood from the tiny post-surgery numb spot on the top of my head. you know what, feel free. if it can't itch it might as well be a public fountain

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Pochaco's Modern Life @illegalweb.site · 11/06/2026

*Phrased In The Way A Shaolin Monk Or Wuxia Hero Announces The Name Of His Next Zui Quan Technique* Vibe Coded Website Crashes Whole Browser Tab

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P A L I M R Y A 𓃏 @wyrm.ing · 04/06/2026

the genetic craving for travis scott fortnite inheres in every demographic

screenshot of a grinder notification reading: “Madonna LIVE in Times Square! 42m ago
Tune in now on Grindr Presents”

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P A L I M R Y A 𓃏 @wyrm.ing · 03/06/2026

the other day i danced so fast that it really stressed out 2 of my friends. like they got genuinely overstimulated by my cool rapid moves and asked me to stop immediately. i can slow down a lil.. but i gotta dance!!!

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P A L I M R Y A 𓃏 @wyrm.ing · 27/05/2026

in the same vein i beg you not to waver when transphobes pretend to forget what (sex) "change" means. if i say "oh, you changed your hair!" nobody on earth acts like i'm claiming you've replaced every atom of keratin with a novel substance. people know how words work when they're not being cruel

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P A L I M R Y A 𓃏 @wyrm.ing · 19/05/2026

doun today, a dær delight, ouho! what do i scent? but a darly soil, simply belovy darly to all sportyng gobelowers… dim y damp yes and??? mother too kind? berry too berryy? oooouhh moëltyme,, i love

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P A L I M R Y A 𓃏 @wyrm.ing · 15/05/2026

the neurologist says i have to wear this cute beacon while i sleep. it smells like niacinimide & cigarettes, i guess to encourage me to dream of beautiful women. or maybe because they forgot to wash it

photo of my hand & wrist wearing a red translucent plastic actigraph bracelet

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P A L I M R Y A 𓃏 @wyrm.ing · 14/05/2026

the four sex scenes i’ve ever written: • iambic verse about recreational progesterone use • really just murder • tongue acid burn child orgy 🥴 • bf’s dick snaps in half because the protagonist has an intrusive sense memory of being a pig on a factory farm (excerpt from this one, a WIP horror piece)

[…] second, and the lubey slurp of foreskin on waxed thigh has you brace for footing as some pig's clumsy broken leg in your mind shittens your tail. You buck as your boyfriend slides himself back in, and his dick pops when it breaks like every hard thing does. He squeals and squeals.

When he gets back from the ER you're in the bathroom with water on for noise, but your skin's too wrecked from showering to shower. In the morning he watches your kid's procedurally personalized pony cartoon over your shoulder while you eat what you eat. Um. How exactly are we going to get out of this stupid place, the sassy one says.
Your kid's synthesized pony voice says something smart about love or working together while your real kid laughs.

You start sleeping on the couch.

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astro zithers @lightningcolors.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

in my rock garden, the tourmalines lean toward the window and deepen in color, the bees build comb inside the beryl. soon i'll harvest my sphalerite with padded gloves

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P A L I M R Y A 𓃏 @wyrm.ing · 05/05/2026

the single happiest memory i have of being a boy is of watching Jackass with my guy friends in middle school. it cast some kind of spell on us. filled us with a benevolent brotherly disinhibition i’ve otherwise only heard about in like,, the lord of the rings lmao

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P A L I M R Y A 𓃏 @wyrm.ing · 28/04/2026

this book has made me cry more times per word than like anything else i’ve read since i was a kid. calvino’s ability to pace image and meaning into perfect lamination is fucking crazy. it’s so simple!!! it does so much!!!

photo of a spread from the Italo Calvino book Invisible Cities that reads:

Hidden Cities 2

In Raissa, life is not happy. People wring their hands as they walk in the streets, curse the crying children, lean on the railings over the river and press their fists to their temples. In the morning you wake from one bad dream and another begins. At the workbenches where, every moment, you hit your finger with a hammer or prick it with a needle, or over the columns of figures all awry in the ledgers of merchants and bankers, or at the rows of empty glasses on the zinc counters of the wineshops, the bent heads at least conceal the general grim gaze. Inside the houses it is worse, and you do not have to enter to lear this: in the summer the windows resound with quarrels and broken dishes.

And yet, in Raissa, at every moment there is a child in a window who laughs seeing a dog that has jumped on a shed to bite into a piece of polenta dropped by a stonemason who has shouted from the top of the scaffolding,
"Darling, let me dip into it," to a young serving-maid who holds up a dish of ragout under the pergola, happy to serve it to the umbrella-maker who is celebrating a successful trans-action, a white lace parasol bought to display at the races by a great lady in love with an officer who has smiled at her taking the last jump, happy man, and still happier his horse, flying over the obscacles, seeing a francolin flying in the sky, happy bird freed from its cage by a painter happy at having painted it feather by feather, speckled with red and yellow in the illumination of that page in the volume where the philosopher says: "Also in Raissa, city of sadness, there runs an invisible thread that binds one living being to another for a moment, then unravels, then is stretched again between moving points as it draws new and rapid patterns so that at every second the unhappy city contains a happy city unaware of its own existence."

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P A L I M R Y A 𓃏 @wyrm.ing · 27/04/2026

suddenly remembering that i gave myself an industrial effluent fetish while writing this. reading now about metalliferous fluid sampling, wishing some of these beautiful ecological-perversion-adapted single-celled freaks would pound my osmotically vulnerable prostate

screenshot from Wikipedia which reads: “A protozoan species, Euglena mutabilis, was found to reside in the pit by Andrea A. Stierle and Donald B. Stierle, and the protozoans have been found to have adapted to the harsh conditions of the water. Intense competition for the limited resources caused these species to evolve the production of highly toxic compounds to improve survivability. Natural products such as berkeleydione, berkeleytrione, [18] and berkelic acid [19] have been isolated from these organisms which show selective activity against cancer cell lines. Some of these species ingest metals and are being investigated as an alternative means of cleaning the water.[20]”

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P A L I M R Y A 𓃏 @wyrm.ing · 23/04/2026

just made the mistake of smiling pleasantly at a neighbor (it’s a beautiful day!), who then called me sexy, clocked me, trans panicked, and threatened to put a bullet in my head if he ever sees me again. bizarrely also accused me of being in the KKK, a uniquely massachusettsan woke bigotry inflexion

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P A L I M R Y A 𓃏 @wyrm.ing · 18/04/2026

i thought i was the only one!! i would never want to discourage anyone who loves writing about cannibalism, but in practice it often feels to me like the burlesque of ero guro — an aesthetic gesture toward ugly passion without any (sorry) teeth

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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 24/01/2026

it can't be a tranny who does the things

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P A L I M R Y A 𓃏 @wyrm.ing · 01/04/2026

some people worry about labor shortages. but every april fool’s day me and the other pro tumblers, jesters, and mummers, well, heh, let’s just say we sit back and share a few beers. a wise glance or two. maybe a handjob. we know that, come tomorrow, this grim old world will have need of us once more

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P A L I M R Y A 𓃏 @wyrm.ing · 01/04/2026

i ordered the cum drink at taco bell and it’s quite good. another in a long line of brilliant mormon sexual inventions (soaking, jump humping, etc.)

photo of a Taco Bell cup, on the floor (where it belongs), containing a dewy white “dirty soda” combo of Starry soda and milk syrup

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P A L I M R Y A 𓃏 @wyrm.ing · 30/03/2026

do u ever let yourself sneeze at maximum power? like u scream ACHOOOO!!!! and flap around the room like an emptied balloon?? i do this every time and that’s why they all say i have Platinum Lungs

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P A L I M R Y A 𓃏 @wyrm.ing · 30/03/2026

maybe an unpopular opinion but i think LLMs will be able to write better than all of us someday. the trick is to write more strangely, more subversively, more masochistically than prompters would ever consider prompting. a machine might write how we’ve written, but it won’t write what we’ll write

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P A L I M R Y A 𓃏 @wyrm.ing · 27/03/2026

it’s criminal that more people haven’t played Another Crab’s Treasure. probably a marketing failure, although “soulslike with a spongebob aesthetic that makes an earnest narrative case for literally murdering landlords” might have been a hard sell to most gamers. anyway it was fun, i cried

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P A L I M R Y A 𓃏 @wyrm.ing · 19/03/2026

i understand why people were skeptical when i called all of this 10 years ago. a jobless suicidal brick wasn’t the most compelling vehicle for prophecy. but whenever someone calls erin reed a “fearmonger” in 2026 for reporting the news, i simply have to think they’re literally too stupid to live

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P A L I M R Y A 𓃏 @wyrm.ing · 18/03/2026

why does the maid in the 1995 Pride and Prejudice miniseries look like every post-FFS girl i know

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P A L I M R Y A 𓃏 @wyrm.ing · 08/03/2026

petition to make drive to survive show us the omorashi training montages. we know they exist. those cars cost a thousand dollars and the guys are NOT allowed to pee in them. it’s a joyful part of the sport and we should be allowed to celebrate it

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P A L I M R Y A 𓃏 @wyrm.ing · 08/03/2026

the atrophy from masseter botox & the conditioning from repeatedly sucking dick for an hour straight are honing my humble mandible into a lethally hyperlight machine. in the future they’re tiling my little mouths into delicate weaponscapes, smooth reciprocating plains of endurant force

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felicity of images @carc.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Guy about to shoot a baby: any first words

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Callie Jennings @aporianautics.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

I know things are hard rn but you gotta keep hop-hop-hopping around looking for your apple mom. I promise you someday you can goes to a fairy, a real one, with legs. she will blows air on you and you can fly. there is someone out there that needs to hear you say I love you twenty-sixty times.

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P A L I M R Y A 𓃏 @wyrm.ing · 20/02/2026

being an autist who caught the skincare brainworms means constantly having to prevent myself from rambling about various retinoic acid receptors even though it’s really interesting because it’s also EVIL and i don’t want my friends to ever have to think about a face in their lifetimes

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P A L I M R Y A 𓃏 @wyrm.ing · 13/02/2026

flaming topiary; agape apologia; snuffbait chuuni hagiography; allopregnanolated poemprose; manna for animals who have considered political autoimmolation; blood; cries for cries for help

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P A L I M R Y A 𓃏 @wyrm.ing · 11/02/2026

my entire artistic career consists of trying to do with words what they did with the coyote scene in Collateral

Tom Cruise as Vincent the killer, seen through a blur of clear plastic, eyes glittering in horrific recognition of the preciousness of his own fragile connection to the world

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