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insect who dreamt it was a girl

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kitchen @alt.red · 07/08/2026
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Else @else.social · 02/08/2026
I hear there's a plastic surgeon out in Massachusetts who does a kind of FFS that makes your face impossible to photograph. Sounds kinda nice ...
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kitchen @alt.red · 29/07/2026
hi
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 30/06/2026
The trans sports ban are almost completely an invention of the media, conservative and mainstream. it has been years of lies, of shoddy fact checking on just completely false conservative claims, years of phony concern trolling.
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frood 🔨 @frood.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
why do bash “dead-beat” cis girlfriends for being transmisogynist to their newly out partner but we never question if the baby trans has bad vibes? or just unpleasant to be around
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kitchen @alt.red · 25/06/2026
heist movie about a scent pervert who breaks into the stasi olfactory vault
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kitchen @alt.red · 30/05/2026
✋😤 NOT true!!!!
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kitchen @alt.red · 29/05/2026
girl who is drowning in snot and still has to work
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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
my strongest political conviction is that pica is my god-given right as a living creature. i made this image about it
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kitchen @alt.red · 15/05/2026
no please mr pig. please- you have to write it backwards, otherwise it wont- .. oh, he doesn’t care…..
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kitchen @alt.red · 13/05/2026
👋😞
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kitchen @alt.red · 08/05/2026
i wrote a book in indesign which i think was maybe even worse
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kitchen @alt.red · 21/04/2026
the well has run dry
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kitchen @alt.red · 11/04/2026
not sure about this one. might need some work.
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kitchen @alt.red · 11/04/2026
i haven’t been posting pigs because all the latest ones are graphically sexual. but this week my boss told me to draw something for “bread madness,” which he said is like “march madness,” which i assume is a seasonal mental disorder
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kitchen @alt.red · 11/04/2026
holy shit this is so cool
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kitchen @alt.red · 31/03/2026
hi for the love of god hello
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kitchen @alt.red · 29/03/2026
work fit
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kitchen @alt.red · 21/03/2026
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kitchen @alt.red · 19/03/2026
i keep forgetting to do the second part
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kitchen @alt.red · 17/03/2026
hey
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kitchen @alt.red · 11/03/2026
we carry the grain
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kitchen @alt.red · 05/03/2026
cons: antisocial, probably illegal, doesn’t result in anything pros: (need help filling in this column)
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kitchen @alt.red · 05/03/2026
wanna do a portraiture project in the tradition of Shizuka Yokomizo where i send letters to strangers telling them to pose for portraits by their windows at a certain time but then i never show up. make them perform for themselves
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kitchen @alt.red · 05/03/2026
just having some fun
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kitchen @alt.red · 05/03/2026
hey
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kitchen @alt.red · 05/03/2026
piglex jones
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kitchen @alt.red · 04/03/2026
you would be extremely good at either of these but i do like your current form factor
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kitchen @alt.red · 03/03/2026
no longer really mind my dad telling me transitioning was a mistake because he does it all the time, but last time we talked he said my mom secretly agreed with him and that’s been hard to deal with
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Lacuna @lacunae.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
my vision made real by @alt.red
drawing of two pigs. one says, “the bread is actually a fertilized pig egg. yeah every loaf is a miscarriage”discord messages. I say “he’s sad because bread is a fertilized pig egg. each loaf is a miscarriage 😞” and kit says “fuck.”
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kitchen @alt.red · 19/02/2026
tried to fix his eye and the paint marker leaked. fml
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kitchen @alt.red · 18/02/2026
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kitchen @alt.red · 18/02/2026
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kitchen @alt.red · 18/02/2026
iim in this band it’s good. thanks
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johnasavoia @konatachan.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
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kitchen @alt.red · 07/02/2026
new mascot ideas
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kitchen @alt.red · 03/02/2026
the dough of the pig is thicker than the water of the womb
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kitchen @alt.red · 03/02/2026
me too 😖 why is this…..
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kitchen @alt.red · 01/02/2026
i think this one’s better anyway
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kitchen @alt.red · 01/02/2026
these designs were refused by my boss
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jake @roastbeefo.info · 06/05/2025
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kitchen @alt.red · 26/01/2026
had a lot of fun with this
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kitchen @alt.red · 24/01/2026
🗣️
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kitchen @alt.red · 23/01/2026
this is basically what happened to me
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kitchen @alt.red · 23/01/2026
cant stop thinking about this
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kitchen @alt.red · 22/01/2026
forgot to bring lunch to work again
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kitchen @alt.red · 22/01/2026
sorry they didn’t have the dub
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kitchen @alt.red · 22/01/2026
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kitchen @alt.red · 22/01/2026
BREAD WHITE & BLUE
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kitchen @alt.red · 22/01/2026
🥺
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