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insect who dreamt it was a girl

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kitchen @alt.red · 07/08/2026
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kitchen @alt.red · 29/07/2026
hi
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kitchen @alt.red · 29/05/2026
girl who is drowning in snot and still has to work
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kitchen @alt.red · 15/05/2026
no please mr pig. please- you have to write it backwards, otherwise it wont- .. oh, he doesn’t care…..
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kitchen @alt.red · 21/04/2026
the well has run dry
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kitchen @alt.red · 11/04/2026
not sure about this one. might need some work.
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kitchen @alt.red · 11/04/2026
i haven’t been posting pigs because all the latest ones are graphically sexual. but this week my boss told me to draw something for “bread madness,” which he said is like “march madness,” which i assume is a seasonal mental disorder
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kitchen @alt.red · 29/03/2026
work fit
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kitchen @alt.red · 21/03/2026
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kitchen @alt.red · 11/03/2026
we carry the grain
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kitchen @alt.red · 05/03/2026
just having some fun
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kitchen @alt.red · 05/03/2026
hey
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kitchen @alt.red · 05/03/2026
piglex jones
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kitchen @alt.red · 19/02/2026
tried to fix his eye and the paint marker leaked. fml
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kitchen @alt.red · 18/02/2026
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kitchen @alt.red · 18/02/2026
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kitchen @alt.red · 07/02/2026
new mascot ideas
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kitchen @alt.red · 03/02/2026
the dough of the pig is thicker than the water of the womb
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kitchen @alt.red · 01/02/2026
i think this one’s better anyway
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kitchen @alt.red · 01/02/2026
these designs were refused by my boss
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kitchen @alt.red · 22/01/2026
forgot to bring lunch to work again
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kitchen @alt.red · 22/01/2026
sorry they didn’t have the dub
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kitchen @alt.red · 22/01/2026
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kitchen @alt.red · 22/01/2026
BREAD WHITE & BLUE
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kitchen @alt.red · 12/01/2026
the girl / her awful chalk drawing that will get her deservedly fired
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kitchen @alt.red · 09/01/2026
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kitchen @alt.red · 03/01/2026
He meant it as an insult. we wear it as a badge of honor
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kitchen @alt.red · 02/01/2026
year of Bread Bulk
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kitchen @alt.red · 02/01/2026
we closed two stores last year
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kitchen @alt.red · 01/01/2026
i did another one for the new year but it was cursed and i had to destroy it. i hope you understand
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kitchen @alt.red · 01/01/2026
Master of Reality; Grant Me Pleasant Passage - 20X6
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kitchen @alt.red · 19/12/2025
mirror selfie wrapped 2X25
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kitchen @alt.red · 15/12/2025
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kitchen @alt.red · 15/12/2025
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kitchen @alt.red · 02/12/2025
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kitchen @alt.red · 29/11/2025
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kitchen @alt.red · 23/11/2025
ok?
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kitchen @alt.red · 20/11/2025
was told not to put these up. apparently the store isnt a free speech zone
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kitchen @alt.red · 20/11/2025
always striving for realism
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kitchen @alt.red · 20/11/2025
personal fave
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kitchen @alt.red · 20/11/2025
based on a true story
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kitchen @alt.red · 20/11/2025
a lot of them are baseball themed because i drew them during the playoffs
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kitchen @alt.red · 20/11/2025
i work at a bread store whose mascot is a flying pig. here are some of the doodles i’ve made on this theme
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kitchen @alt.red · 20/10/2025
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kitchen @alt.red · 10/09/2025
hey. me again
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kitchen @alt.red · 02/09/2025
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kitchen @alt.red · 04/08/2025
me at the beach (my friends are just out of frame, laughing)
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kitchen @alt.red · 16/07/2025
sunset in western mass
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kitchen @alt.red · 12/07/2025
kitchen outside
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kitchen @alt.red · 13/06/2025
red rock canyon on the pentax 6x7
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