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El Dorko (also answers to Joe)

@alphadork.bsky.social
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Lefty law professor, litigator, mediator, and enemy of carceral capitalism. Into football (#GoPackGo🧀), basketball, politics, Modern Monetary Theory, economics, law, and public policy. Also donuts. And espresso. And dachshunds.

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El Dorko (also answers to Joe) @alphadork.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Apparently BCBS's CEO is feeling left out of the headlines.
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Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield Won’t Pay for the Complete Duration of Anesthesia for Patients’ Surgical Procedures
In an unprecedented move, Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield plans representing Connecticut, New York and Missouri have unilaterally declared it will no longer pay for anesthesia care if the surgery or pro...
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El Dorko (also answers to Joe) @alphadork.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I wrote a joke about contractual interpretation, but it was ambiguous so the doctrine of contra proferentem required that it be construed against me.
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El Dorko (also answers to Joe) @alphadork.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I have an ERISA lawyer joke, but it's administratively exhausting.
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Ari Drennen @aridrennen.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
BREAKING: A measure to ban trans Representative Zooey Zephyr from using women's restrooms has FAILED to pass Montana's House Rules committee, with several Republicans voting against it.
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El Dorko (also answers to Joe) @alphadork.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
With Korean legislators apparently successfully thwarting their president's effort to invoke martial law for political reasons (and impeachment on the horizon), I can't help but wonder what would happen here if Trump tried to do the same thing....
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
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El Dorko (also answers to Joe) @alphadork.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Yesterday, I quartered a turkey and confited it in duck fat. Today I crisped the skin on the stove top and then rewarmed it quickly in the oven. The dark meat was extraordinary. The white meat was dry. I'm convinced that moist white turkey meat is a myth, just like "compassionate conservatism."
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El Dorko (also answers to Joe) @alphadork.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Great thoughts from a great thinker. (Gift link - no paywall - enjoy!) www.nytimes.com/2024/11/28/o...
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Opinion | Meet Wolfgang Streeck, the Maverick German Thinker Explaining Our World (Gift Article)
Wolfgang Streeck has a convincing theory of what has gone wrong with globalization.
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Dean Preston @deanpreston.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I mostly get my local news from independent media and urge you to as well. Here are some independent media outlets I follow and support for San Francisco news. Please add others.
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El Dorko (also answers to Joe) @alphadork.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
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a man in a striped shirt is standing in a hallway holding a piece of paper in his hand .
Alt: Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs, wearing a striped shirt is standing in a hallway holding and then dropping several business cards before making a quick move towards the basement.
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El Dorko (also answers to Joe) @alphadork.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
In Ireland, rich rapists get blackballed. In the US, we elect them to the presidency, apparently.
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El Dorko (also answers to Joe) @alphadork.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I feel completely vindicated vis a vis this purchase. #gopackgo
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El Dorko (also answers to Joe) @alphadork.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Hell yeah!
A shot of the TV during the Packers/Niners game noting that Josh Jacobs broke the Niners 55 game streak of not allowing a 100-yard rusher. The longest such streak in the NFL since 1955.
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El Dorko (also answers to Joe) @alphadork.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Look at my new jersey! #gopackgo 💚💛💚
A white Packers road jersey with the number 29 and “- X -“ on the name plate (Xavier McKinney’s nickname)
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Greg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
A Trump-appointed judge just struck down a Biden rule expanding overtime pay to 4 million working people. It's really surprising how little media coverage this has received. Trump faced no real questions about this issue during the campaign. 1/ (link) newrepublic.com/article/1886...
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A Trump Judge Just Nixed Overtime Pay for Millions—and Media Yawned
Remember the right-wing frenzy over “Rich Men North of Richmond”? Well, this ruling exposes Trump-MAGA hypocrisy on the working class—and reveals a big media failure.
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El Dorko (also answers to Joe) @alphadork.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Well that's a glimmer of an implication of a sort of good news. I guess I'll take it.
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El Dorko (also answers to Joe) @alphadork.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
SF City Hall tonight
A photo of San Francisco City Hall and its dome, in the dark, lit up in the colors of the trans flag.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 19/11/2024
not a landslide
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El Dorko (also answers to Joe) @alphadork.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
@gorneaux.bsky.social I don't know who all follows Doug here on Bluesky, but I am profoundly saddened to report that Doug died yesterday here in SF, apparently of natural causes. He was a wonderful person and a dear friend and will be missed by many. From FB: www.facebook.com/mark.gorney....
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
All of this.
Tweet that says if your concern with trans women is that men might claim to self-ID as trans to gain access to women’s spaces and assault them, then your problem is actually with predatory men and not trans women.
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El Dorko (also answers to Joe) @alphadork.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
"There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all." - Peter F. Drucker
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El Dorko (also answers to Joe) @alphadork.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Matt LaFleur is 11-0 against the Chicago Bears as head coach of the Packers. You love to see it.
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El Dorko (also answers to Joe) @alphadork.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I finally just deactivated my Twitter account and deleted the app, after 15 years over there. Its utility had mostly evaporated over the last year. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Celeste Pewter @celestepewter.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Bumping again as a reminder. We need for judicial + federal regulator noms to happen quickly.
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El Dorko (also answers to Joe) @alphadork.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Ok - just stay with me: flavored cement! (Photo for the algorithm)
A photo of a yellow Adirondack chair in a field of bright green astroturfing, with a black ear-buds case resting on its left arm.
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El Dorko (also answers to Joe) @alphadork.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
@dansavage.bsky.social cortisone is a drug. Cortisol is the hormone.
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El Dorko (also answers to Joe) @alphadork.bsky.social · 10/09/2024
@dansavage.bsky.social squalid is an adjective used to describe a place or an environment, but not an activity. A porn booth can be squalid, but eating a pizza in one cannot.
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 06/08/2024
Harris: we need to come together as a country Trump: the Mexicans want asylum, they're breaking into our mental hospitals RFK Jr: in October of 1998 I left a jar of human eyes in the fiction section of a Borders bookstore in Philadelphia
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El Dorko (also answers to Joe) @alphadork.bsky.social · 06/08/2024
New vocabulary word of the day: “weirdsplaining”
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El Dorko (also answers to Joe) @alphadork.bsky.social · 26/07/2024
If you see this, post a bridge
The Golden Gate Bridge in the distance across the San Francisco Bay
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Steve Cicala @stevecicala.bsky.social · 17/07/2024
Do Americans pay for the tariffs its government imposes on China? Very much yes. Figure 1 from Cavallo, Gopinath, Neiman & Tang: brentneiman.com/research/CGN...
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El Dorko (also answers to Joe) @alphadork.bsky.social · 30/06/2024
If you see this, post a photo without explanation
A photo of a plastic dachshund skeleton in the window of a cafe.
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El Dorko (also answers to Joe) @alphadork.bsky.social · 16/06/2024
Thought of the Day:
Homosexuality is found in 1,500 species. Homophobia is found in one. Which is unnatural?
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El Dorko (also answers to Joe) @alphadork.bsky.social · 10/06/2024
#Truth
A painting of Herman Melville with the text “of all the preposterous assumptions of humanity over humanity, nothing exceeds most of the criticisms made on the habits of the poor by the well house, well warmed, and well fed.” Attributed to Herman Melville, from Poor Man’s Pudding and Rich Man’s Crumbs, 1854.
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El Dorko (also answers to Joe) @alphadork.bsky.social · 08/06/2024
Well damn!
A screen shot of a tweet from Ara Hagopian, that reads as follows:
“Go hang a salami, I’m a lasagna hog” is a palindrome.
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Diana Fire @boo.bsky.social · 27/05/2024
Saying it's anti-semitic to be anti-Israel is like saying it's transphobic to oppose vehicular manslaughter
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El Dorko (also answers to Joe) @alphadork.bsky.social · 18/05/2024
A New Yorker cartoon showing the justices of the US Supreme Court standing around a table with papers on it, and Justice Kagan is saying “Oh, so now when it’s time to order lunch you’re impartial.”
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Perry Bacon @perrybaconjr.bsky.social · 16/05/2024
"Higher education is in the midst of the most sweeping union wave of any industry in America. Unions of tenured professors, adjunct professors, grad student workers, and other campus employees  fill the same campuses that the protest encampments do." inthesetimes.com/article/coll...
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Union Power Can Change Campus Protests Forever
A strike authorization vote at the University of California over repression of Gaza protesters hints at labor's political potential.
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El Dorko (also answers to Joe) @alphadork.bsky.social · 15/05/2024
Shit’s getting serious at Irvine!
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El Dorko (also answers to Joe) @alphadork.bsky.social · 11/05/2024
I just... wait, what?
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El Dorko (also answers to Joe) @alphadork.bsky.social · 09/05/2024
😍
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El Dorko (also answers to Joe) @alphadork.bsky.social · 04/05/2024
You love to see it.
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El Dorko (also answers to Joe) @alphadork.bsky.social · 30/04/2024
A picture of a bird dog puppy with the caption “This is the dog ‘Cricket’ that Kristi Noem shot to death.”
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Diana Fire @boo.bsky.social · 29/04/2024
Jerry Seinfeld like "teenagers are too PC compared to when they would have sex with me"
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El Dorko (also answers to Joe) @alphadork.bsky.social · 27/04/2024
TIL that Chat GPT cannot do arithmetic. 🤯
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El Dorko (also answers to Joe) @alphadork.bsky.social · 23/04/2024
@dansavage.bsky.social The first syllable of cicada is pronounced “sick,” not “chick.”
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 21/04/2024
Series of tweets about Columbia from an NBC News reporter.
Tweets noting that NBC's team of journalists witnessed peaceful protests with no harassment of students walking by, and that anti-protest commentators and posters are conflating angry street protests that are happening near but not on the campus with student protests.
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Scott Santens @scottsantens.com · 19/04/2024
Think Universal Basic Income is about handing out free money? Think again. It's a universal investment in unlimited human potential. We can forge a world where every dream has the runway it deserves, no matter the person's starting point at birth. UBI isn't just fair; it's strategically brilliant.
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