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shar @sharyap.com · 22/09/2026

messages from my mom to my dad in our family gc. imagine telling a joke so lame your wife tells you to delete it

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Izzy Slime @alowlyslime.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Can you bum a fag? I mean, yea, that's usually how it's done.... Weird way of phrasing it though....

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peregrine @funguspotion.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

this thing is named fufu which stands for fuck u fuck u. it represents the part of me that relates to shitty little dogs

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Izzy Slime @alowlyslime.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Look, I get you don't like pubic hair, but isn't it a bit dramatic to say it caused 9/11?

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Nightmare Bonnie @nightmarebonnie.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Oh....my penis is big....

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Izzy Slime @alowlyslime.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Pull up to the function, I'm rockin a boner That is not my dick actually it's a loaner Tell me that she like it but I haven't even shown her Ima let her hit, wanna know she a moaner

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Izzy Slime @alowlyslime.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

It's a dick suck dick world out there

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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Every trial makes me stronger…

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Nightmare Bonnie @nightmarebonnie.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Oh....my penis is big....

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Izzy Slime @alowlyslime.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I was visiting your mother and we made whoopie 12 times behind the shed !!!

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Izzy Slime @alowlyslime.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

I porked your mother in the old mineshaft!!!

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Izzy Slime @alowlyslime.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I don't eat food with chemicals, so go fuck off Everyone eats food with chemicals dipshit, it came free with your fucking chemistry Well I don't eat it, I eat the purest food known to man

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Bizabizow / Ty @bizabizow.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

I found this article about "statue of liberty puns" that I'm assuming is mostly ai generated and I'm fucking crying

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Izzy Slime @alowlyslime.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Thinking I'm attractive relies on you thinking it's hot to look weird

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Nightmare Bonnie @nightmarebonnie.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Oh....my penis is big....

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Izzy Slime @alowlyslime.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Absolutely loved this card as a kid

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Izzy Slime @alowlyslime.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Being bald truly lets me empathize with The Plight of the Common Baby I understand the REAL reason they cry

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Izzy Slime @alowlyslime.bsky.social · 23/12/2023

Jesus came down from the sky and spoke to me whilst I lay in my bed and I humbly request he would bring me a tasty beverage such as perhaps MTN Drew.... Or monstered. But he said "Izzy you must be satisfied with water for now" and I cried so hard I threw up

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Izzy Slime @alowlyslime.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

If a gotdamn robot had a fat and juicy buttcheeks I would fall to my knees and beg Jesus for forgiveness, knowing that my forthcoming actions shall not be illuminated by the light of the Lord

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Izzy Slime @alowlyslime.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Just so you know I have a hotwheels collection and I have like 130 or something

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Milk @milkunderscoreohk.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

I hired this Washing Machine for a very specific purpose (hose down Incineroar with Hydro Pump so it doesn't one shot my Sinitscha)

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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

What is this creature…?

A black-and-white cat sitting on a table with round eyes and flattened ears

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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Bring it on…

A black-and-white cat standing upright on its hind legs

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Izzy Slime @alowlyslime.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

*posts a picture of my ass for Trans Visibility Day*

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Nightmare Bonnie @nightmarebonnie.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Oh....my penis is big....

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Excavate Card Bot @cards.excavate.top · 21/03/2026

Left Leg of the Forbidden One

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skyler⋆.˚ ☾ .⭒˚ @lunasea.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

actually zelda is the princess, his name is Peter Nutbutter

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Penny Parker @snapcube.gay · 20/03/2026

voice of a youtube video from a channel you've never seen before: the first bite of chicken was VERY... intriguing? 😅 definitely NOT what it looked like on the box, i don't know if that's my fault or just what it's like. But it has a very weird feeling in my mouth....... 😨 wait... um, PHRASING 😭

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Nightmare Bonnie @nightmarebonnie.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Oh....my penis is big....

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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 12/03/2026

"The Food and Drug Administration is advising consumers not to purchase or use Big Penis"

screenshot of 2019 fda notice that says: Public Notification: Big Penis contains hidden drug ingredient. The Food and Drug Administration is advising consumers not to purchase or use Big Penis, a product promoted for sexual enhancement. This product was identified during an examination of international mail shipments. .

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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Animation posted for MAR10 Day 2016 on Nintendo of America's official social media accounts.

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shar @sharyap.com · 09/03/2026

i still think it's really funny that some people think i have "yap" in my username because i talk in my videos sometimes. no that's my name. i'm just chinese

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Mango ☆ @mangozack.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Look at this nerd

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nuclear-smash @nuclear-smash.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

monster designs

scarecrow inspired monster design, the pre-evo definitely looks like a tanemon so will have to work on that one more

long cat with 3 sets of paws and 2 sets of ears, one set is long and loppy like a bunny
lowkey inspired by furret's design

peak design, inspired by a capybara but if I were to remove 80% of the body

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Pumpkin Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

The updated total of children killed is 57. Anyone thinking that US-Israel massacres of Iranian people will "liberate" anything but markets & resources must contend with the reality that they are cheerleaders for the world's villains. No war with Iran.

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