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Misty De Méo @cdrom.ca · 26/04/2025
I guess Jordan Peele is producing a new horror movie called HIM, but this is the only "HIM" movie I can think of obscurityandbeyond.blogspot.com/2010/02/lost...
Newspaper ad for the movie "HIM", featuring an image of an actor resembling Jesus and the tagling "are you curious about HIS sexual life?"
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emma 🌿 @kiwigeo.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
IM GONNA RUN THROUGH A WALL
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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Sidewalk art getting real
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Isidor @isidor.rs · 27/04/2025
Step 1: Buy Czech beer. Step 2: Defeat Jóžin z bažin. Step 3: Celebrate with more beer. 🇨🇿🤝🇷🇸
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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
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Wikipedia @wikipedia.org · 27/04/2025
Dismissing negative emotions can do more harm than good. Psychologists emphasize that good and bad emotions are part of being human. By not allowing negative emotions, toxic positivity may result in physical consequences, such as heart and respiratory disease from stress. Learn more ➡️ w.wiki/CyUk
A black-and-white drawing of a theatrical mask with a laughing expression looking into a mirror, which reflects a distorted, screaming version of itself. Text says: Toxic positivity refers to an unhealthy approach to handling emotions, where negative feelings – especially anger and sadness – are ignored or downplayed. On a social level, it involves dismissing someone’s negative emotions by insisting they adopt a positive outlook instead.
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Simon?!?! 🌈🌴 @almostjuno.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Happy existential crisis day
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Simon?!?! 🌈🌴 @almostjuno.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Sometimes I go "my ex ruined my humor I'm glad my gf is healing it" then I remember we shit ourselves laughing at fucking triangles.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 13/04/2025
They never don't look painfully stupid
A Cybertruck on the streets of Chicago
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It's Not Complicated @realmikemorin.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Thought for Sunday morning... Brutus. John Wilkes Booth. Charles Guiteau. Leon Czolgosz. Gavrilo Princip. Sirhan Sirhan. James Earl Ray. Lee Harvey Oswald. Mark David Chapman. Luigi Mangione. Draw your own conclusions....
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Simon?!?! 🌈🌴 @almostjuno.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Thinking about the time I wrote gay sex 103 times for some reason
Gay sex written 103 times, I am NOT typing allat out
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 09/04/2025
Stealing from billion dollar corporations is a victimless crime.
media.tenor.com
a woman in a pink jacket is leaning on a window sill looking out .
Alt: a woman in a pink robe with rollers in her hair is leaning on a window sill looking out . She’s not one to gossip…
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Has anyone gotten so bad with browser tabs that they regularly close like 60 of them without even checking what they are?
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kitty 🦨 @ibekitty.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I feel like a stranger in the communities I used to call home
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Biggie @biggienotsmalls.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
One is made a national story every single week and the other is shhhhh.....
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
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Simon?!?! 🌈🌴 @almostjuno.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Víme co chceme já a ty!?!?
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Simon?!?! 🌈🌴 @almostjuno.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Would yall believe me if I told yall that I once took the wrong bus and had to walk from nemanická to vltava štřed (if you don't know shit about bus stops in české Budějovice this might not be as shocking)
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Simon?!?! 🌈🌴 @almostjuno.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Sometimes when someone cool likes my posts I start rethinking my life choices for some reason
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Simon?!?! 🌈🌴 @almostjuno.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
BREAKING NEWS!!! self-proclaimed half-Roma guy (who happens to be my ex) learns that *the c slur* is a slur 🙀🙀🙀🙀
Sean: I'm half *slur against the romani that I am now saying* 
Bowling ball replies with: friendly reminder that you said a racial slur 🙂
Sean says: still do
Bowling ball says: I kinda doubt that ur or romani descent if you only know the ethic groups name by a slur
Sean says: so *the slur* is a slur now
Bowling ball: yea?? It's been a slur since the romani were enslaved
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Simon?!?! 🌈🌴 @almostjuno.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Epic simon fact:
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Sylessae @sylessae.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Making art isn't a race. But if it were, the finish line would be ✨you✨, years from now, looking back and being proud that you kept going.
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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
World’s worst parent and it’s a high bar.
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Simon?!?! 🌈🌴 @almostjuno.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
> open rule 34 subreddit to see characters from a set media having sex or whatever > see these trigger warnings >lose all faith in the fandom of the set media >exit reddit Repeat every time I get into a new media
TW: ball stretching, saggy asscheeks, self-harm, self-mutilating, feet kink, weed, drugs, pain-pleasure
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Simon?!?! 🌈🌴 @almostjuno.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
100th post woohoo
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Simon?!?! 🌈🌴 @almostjuno.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Wait really? I never knew acab actually meant acab..
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Simon?!?! 🌈🌴 @almostjuno.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Is this a safe space to say that I want Adam Mišík to die a slow and painful death only because he had a concert for the 100th anniversary of the woporschan children's mental hospital (where I was at the time) and because his music fucking sucks ass and isn't worthy of being at an important event?
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Simon?!?! 🌈🌴 @almostjuno.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I do not care how attracted I am to someone I will NEVER use an ai chatbot of them
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
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Simon?!?! 🌈🌴 @almostjuno.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Born to point out every single thing slightly related to tally hall Forced to be sent to the mental hospital for 2.5 months 😔
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Big Orange Perp Walks @bigorangeperpwalks.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Why doesn’t Donald brag about his marks in school, you know being such a stable genius, who knows everything about everything? A man who literally brags about everything….including sexual assault. I’ll give you one guess. 👀
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Anka Baranski @ankabaranski.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Elon is too old to be pretending he's edgy and cool with these memes.
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Bluesky @bsky.app · 21/03/2025
Only four days left to place an order! worldwithoutcaesars.com
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Support an open internet.
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Oh, don't worry children. Most of you will never fall in love, but will marry out of fear of dying alone.
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Jason Carl @vampiresnvino.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
#TeslaTakedown this weekend! Glendale Americana Saturday, Burbank Sunday!
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Do they not know actual old people?


Axios
Seniors won't complain if they miss a Social Security check, Lutnick says

4 hours ago
By Emily Peck
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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
If only they were both beasts that were only rumored to exist
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
I needed this today
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Victor, the Knaughty Sailor @victorn86976916.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
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MagusUnion @themagusunion.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
That's probably for the best. It's really becoming an insufferable place when it comes to discourse of any topic. The subs themselves are turning into echo chambers that silo itself from actual reality Which is pretty sad, since it felt like a platform where most responses were consistently organic
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Simon?!?! 🌈🌴 @almostjuno.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Unpopular opinion apparently but halušky are fucking disgusting tbh
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Rick @rickylongthread.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Yesssss.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
One of my Radical Leftist opinions is the government shouldn't be able to deprive anyone of life, liberty, or property without due process of law
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Oliver Markus Malloy @malloy.rocks · 08/12/2024
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Simon?!?! 🌈🌴 @almostjuno.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I just witnessed someone say that everyone in tally hall is a zionist.. first of all theres no proof of ANY of them being zionists and the things that they claim as proof is ross just defending his family and "andrew liked this post fucking execute him!!" Second of all, ARE YOU DENSE
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