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🌷Shea🌷

@buttery-shea.blacksky.app
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Grammar and spelling mistakes will occur; I refuse to increase my font size! Strong advocate for hyperbole, the single most important literary tool known to man. Need jokes and humor more than ever. #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 7h
Why does Whitley pronounce Connecticut that way?!?! (Or have I been pronouncing it wrong my whole life)
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 8h
An oversized sweater I bought my junior year in high school. It’s now just a sweater. The over size is on the body 😂
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 8h
Why is BlueSky auto playing media. I dun like that!
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 9h
My nephew didn’t know he had been eating cow. I may have just turned him vegan on accident. 😱
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 20h
I’m hereby logging out of this app for the remainder of the day. Because apparently “brain rest” means nothing to me until I’m too dizzy to function. My momma’s hard headed ass daughter.
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Angry Yelling
Alt: Micheal Beech in Lean On Me Angry Yelling
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 20h
Brenda, girl. I relate!
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Demi @demi0186.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
I truly think some parents purposely sabotage their children's lives bc they don't want them to leave them. They're selfish & lonely.
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Shadows of Control @shadowsofcontrol.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Abusers do not want to have to make sacrifices for their partner and they do not believe they should have to. That's why abusive behavior is at its worst when their partner is sick, injured, needing care, or really any time when the world isn’t revolving around them.
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
I hope she sues his estate for pain and suffering. And to replace her ammo.
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
I’m reminded of that episode of Modern Family where Sal convinced a guy she met 4 months ago her full term pregnancy was his. When she went into labor she said “Just so you know, sometimes when babies come this early they’re Black”
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kia speaks @kiaspeaks.us · 01/10/2026
A man who strangles you will murder you. Full stop.
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Mrs. Menacing Spooky🇹🇹 @keeksreal.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
THIS IS HALLOWEEN THIS IS HALLOWEEN HALLOWEEN HALLOWEEN HALLOWEENNNNNNN
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Spooky Halloween Pumpkin with Bats
Alt: Spooky Halloween Pumpkin with Bats
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
Color has disappeared from modern life. Furniture, home decor, clothing, office supplies, even cars. Used to be every car brand would introduce a bold color each year for select models. On a positive note, I think having difficulty finding colors I like has contributed to my return to creativity
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
Pretty sure Michael Jackson’s 6th grade school picture is 🅰️👁️ All the white kids faces near him are washed out but his is clear as day. The kid on the end is producing a shadow, but no one else is. Above her, a kid has a random large hand on their shoulder. Plus, I’m sure Joe he had private tutors
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
Is her momma pregnant? That can be the only reasonable excuse for this attention seeking.
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
I’ve told 2 people I would give A Different World a try today. Here goes nothing!
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Home Alone: Boy Covers Eyes
Alt: Home Alone: Boy Covers Eyes
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
Check myself in. It’s time for a grippy sock vacation. Both them ladies dead. And they fighting?!?!?
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
“I learned it by watching you” is my favorite to quote…but I feel like most people have no clue what that is. So…eggs.
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
Y'all actin' really ungrateful! I'm sparin' you hoes - I been could've f☄️cked y'all 🥷🏾
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Seriously 💥 😡🙄
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
Toxic fitness content I want to kill ❌ Hyper mobile people teaching yoga/stretching ❌ Men or women with implants teaching boob lifting exercises ❌ People with BBLs or naturally large behinds teaching glute building exercises ❌ exercises to “fix” hip dips ❌ Young people giving tips on menopause
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
Trying to explain misogyny to a 12 year old boy who responded to being called a p*ssy by calling a boy a b*tch <<< It’s like somehow you know how insulting those words are, but don’t quite grasp that they’re bad because they mean being a girl is bad
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Tiffany Pollard's Headache: Can't Deal
Alt: Tiffany Pollard's Headache: Can't Deal
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A-Wax @p1z4t.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Oh reddit.....
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Proctor and Gamble is playing in my face with this greedflation. I did a Costco order to replace my detergent. Although the container shows I get more loads, there are 37 less ounces in the new one. Soo…how do you get MORE loads…with LESS product?!?!? 🤔
Two large containers of All free+ clear plus detergent. The one on the left is noticeably smaller. It has 200 Fl oz (1.56 Gallons) 5.91L but advertises 160 loads. The one on the right shows 158 loads, 237 oz (1.85 Gallons)  7L.
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
We live in stupid, stupid times.
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Where is that video of the African politician mushing tf out of the paparazzi when I need it?!?!
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Set It Off: I Need That Money Scene
Alt: Set It Off: I Need That Money Scene
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Urvi @theurv.com · 28/09/2026
There were more men in a single documented gang rape at one school than the number of competitive trans athletes nationally. But I’ve heard a lot more politicians being asked about protecting girls from one of these scenarios and not another… I’ll let you guess which is which.
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Genie Lauren @moreandagain.me · 27/09/2026
I'm, now, also 90% certain this "Choosin Texas" discourse is entirely manifactured by that girl's PR team. Drake already gave the game away. I'm sure her song is #1 because the label she's on paid a bot farm to run her numbers up, or however it works. But, now she has a #1 song that nobody's heard
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
Yall remember during the first administration when they pressured universities to change their rules because “allegations” were “ruining” young men’s lives.
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Supernova Momma @supernovaparenting.org · 27/09/2026
You are living in a temporarily abled and youthful body. You will age, you will deteriorate. It is what it is
A car selfie of me doing millennial duck lips and aging  in my Kaepernick jersey A car selfie of me smiling and aging in my Kaepernick jersey
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
This Time by Kirk Franklin?!?!?
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Shoulder Roll Little Black Girl Dancing
Alt: Shoulder Roll Little Black Girl Dancing
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER caught a career break when LUCILLE BALL gave him a part in ‘Happy Anniversary And Goodbye’ (1974). This led to Bob Rafelson offering him the part that got his Movie career going in ‘Stay Hungry’ (1976) - which earnt him a Golden Globe Award and put him on the Hollywood map.
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it's Candy Love @candylovely.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
OMG: 14 year old Shawn Marcus Stokes Jr, has been missing since Sept -07 2026. 🙏🙏🙏 Pass it on.) I'm so afraid for this baby' www.wtkr.com/missing-pers...
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Hampton police searching for missing 14-year-old boy
Hampton police are searching for missing 14-year-old Shawn Marcus Stokes Jr., according to the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children.
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026
Do she even got a BET award?
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Cardi B's Expressive Blue Bow Hair Look
Alt: Cardi B's Expressive Blue Bow Hair Look
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026
I don’t remember how to dress for this SHIT!! Bring back summer!
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Katie Kat 💋👜 💄💖⌚️ @spicynocajun.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I love seeing us embrace the things we may have missed in childhood because it’s like getting back what you were owed.
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
I be having 30 videos saved because BlueSky be tripping when I want to watch. Then I forget for 5 business days.
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
He looks like a dementia patient who is about to spread his own poop on the wall
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
I know I’m of a certain age because doctors no longer ask the date of my last menstrual cycle. They ask if I still have one. 👵🏽
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
This week has proven to me what I always suspected. Tow truck drivers are some grade A assholes. Thieving, conniving, despicable bottom feeders.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 24/09/2026
Baby any time i hear about yall doing anything stronger than weed
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
The 80’s and 90’s were a blur of death. Between AIDS, crack, and gun violence…I only remember who didn’t make it to the millennium. Can’t remember why 🤷🏽‍♀️
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
Post: Let’s talk about it Comments: Only users mentioned or followed can reply. Me:
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Oprah Winfrey: Well So I'm Done
Alt: Oprah Winfrey: Well So I'm Done
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Lᴇɢꜱ Bᴇɴᴇᴅɪᴄᴛ ✨ @maybecam.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
I hate at all you who begged autumn and winter to arrive!!! I am grateful to summer for holding on until sept 21st though. Good job summer.
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
Spider: They tore down my finely crafted masterpiece for…this?!?! What is that, PLASTIC?!?!?
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Coming to America Barbershop Scene
Alt: Coming to America Barbershop Scene
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
The sun is setting at 7:01 today. I’m not READDDDYYYYYY!
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Fernanda Coxta Crying Emotionally
Alt: Some pale lady with a very red nose and red eyes Crying Emotionally
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
I have yet to understand how upset people get over reposts and likes.
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Mia Goth Confused
Alt: Mia Goth Confused
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
I mean, honestly. As a fellow Sagittarius, I know she could really go even lower. They should really STFU before she does.
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
Sometimes the best gif is Black. Will Smith in an empty room. Tiffany Pollard rubbing her temples, Oprah excited. As long as it’s not a stereotype (no Sheneneh or Deebo gifs) and the language is clean. IDK.
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