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@almostjuno.bsky.social
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Simon?!?! 🌈🌴 @almostjuno.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Thinking about the time I wrote gay sex 103 times for some reason
Gay sex written 103 times, I am NOT typing allat out
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Simon?!?! 🌈🌴 @almostjuno.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
This isn't the exact route I took but holy fuck
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Simon?!?! 🌈🌴 @almostjuno.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
BREAKING NEWS!!! self-proclaimed half-Roma guy (who happens to be my ex) learns that *the c slur* is a slur 🙀🙀🙀🙀
Sean: I'm half *slur against the romani that I am now saying* 
Bowling ball replies with: friendly reminder that you said a racial slur 🙂
Sean says: still do
Bowling ball says: I kinda doubt that ur or romani descent if you only know the ethic groups name by a slur
Sean says: so *the slur* is a slur now
Bowling ball: yea?? It's been a slur since the romani were enslaved
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Simon?!?! 🌈🌴 @almostjuno.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Epic simon fact:
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Simon?!?! 🌈🌴 @almostjuno.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
> open rule 34 subreddit to see characters from a set media having sex or whatever > see these trigger warnings >lose all faith in the fandom of the set media >exit reddit Repeat every time I get into a new media
TW: ball stretching, saggy asscheeks, self-harm, self-mutilating, feet kink, weed, drugs, pain-pleasure
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Simon?!?! 🌈🌴 @almostjuno.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Excuse me what did you just say to me
Apparently September was my otherkin skateboarding Midwest emo season
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Simon?!?! 🌈🌴 @almostjuno.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Baham by joe❤️❤️❤️ if you wonder which joe it's the joe one❤️❤️❤️
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Simon?!?! 🌈🌴 @almostjuno.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Bluesky let me post images thanks
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Simon?!?! 🌈🌴 @almostjuno.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Watch out guys.... intolerance 😔😔😔 so much it's on every post... 😔😔😔 so intolerant...
I'm too lazy to do this sorrz
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Simon?!?! 🌈🌴 @almostjuno.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Me when I open bluesky and see I've been suddenly invited to join the illuminati
Capybara i love you ❤️❤️
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