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Alloyed

@alloyed.bsky.social
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Part time tech nerd; part time forest hermit Sometimes I do things on twitch: www.twitch.tv/alloyedgaming

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🌸 Darri 🌸 @dekumoe.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
So, I was unexpectedly laid off today without any forewarning. So ANY consideration or sharing would be so deeply appreciated rn
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Alloyed @alloyed.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Why are all the games I want to play time sink mmos?
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Alloyed @alloyed.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I’ve never been a fan of the hyper consumerist brawl that is Black Friday, especially in recent years when the discounts aren’t even good enough to justify the effort… a sword; I bought a sword…
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Alloyed @alloyed.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
How bad of a sin is it that I used my fabric shears to cut my beard?
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🌸MurmurLilies🌸 @murmurlilies.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
I actually had to explain to someone recently that the AI that tells enemies in video games how to react to player inputs is NOT genAI and has existed for literal decades. they genuinely had no idea there was a difference. this shit has poisoned the well so bad.
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Alloyed @alloyed.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Life irl has been a bit hectic lately & I feel like I’ve fallen out of a lot of online spaces. To the friends in my phone, I hope you all know I still appreciate you all, even if I’m not the best at staying in touch, or posting anything at all for that matter
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Amanda Litman @amandalitman.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
One would hope the obvious fact that a crazy racist billionaire can reprogram an AI bot to also be crazy racist in the blink of an eye will make anyone pause just a sec before they open up any other AI tool and treat it as gospel.
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UNAGIDON @ribboneels.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
"I asked chatgpt--" Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.
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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
We had a choice between barbarism and the fireflies. And to my everlasting grief and horror, we did not choose the fireflies.
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💚🌏Myles🌏💚 @rainbowregionmyles.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Good morning rebels...
Meme:
Drawing of a baby rabbit wearing an armoured helmet and leaf armour shawl, carrying a book under one arm, holding a spear with a teapot, hooked onto the metal spearhead that is trident shaped.
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🍊 tsu @tsurudraws.art · 03/06/2025
also a good time to note that any legislation pushing to harm and silence queer individuals of ANY kind will inevitably ALSO target cishet individuals who deviate in *ANY* way from their arbitrary definitions of an "acceptable" man or woman
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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
So, allies, here’s the best thing for you to do if you encounter bigot protesters at Pride. Take them aside and ask them to teach you about Jesus.
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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
I hate that I have to do capitalism instead of being a forest man who lives in a little stone cottage that the townsfolk go to for ecstatic religious prophesies and who also runs the local community theater.
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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
It’s really sad that we don’t really think of things like carpentry and toy making as artistry anymore because of factories.
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Alloyed @alloyed.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
We’re just all going through it this week, huh?
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Alloyed @alloyed.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
TIL my old pvp guilds had better opsec than the people running this country 😭
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💖gail 💖 🔜 GATEway FATE 🔜 MC ATL @notgodzilla.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
you know how in some duties the WoL doesn't look happy but the victory fanfare plays anyway and you get the "DUTY COMPLETE" text. that's how i feel every day after work.
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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 05/03/2025
[doing my daily affirmations in the mirror] i am the horror and i will be persisting
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Meric Moir @mericmoir.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Ke Huy Quan from Everything, Everywhere, All at Once saying 

“When I choose to see the good side of things, I'm not being naive. It is strategic and necessary. It's how l've learned to survive through everything.”
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Alloyed @alloyed.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Remember kids, always double check you have the correct seams lined up before you start sewing…
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 03/02/2025
Ah, the millennial experience of “every time you get some measure of financial and career stability, the world decides to do something extraordinarily stupid again”
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Alloyed @alloyed.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I solo defend against a bash fleet, then my buddy logs in and pays their ransom anyway. I already chased them out of system. What are you doing?
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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I keep remembering all the people who asked how they were supposed to explain queer people to their kids have now put me into a position where I have to explain a whole bunch of crazy shit to my kids.
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Sephko @sephko.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
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Alloyed @alloyed.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Is it really a diy plumbing job if you don’t have to take 3+ trips to the hardware store?
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Alloyed @alloyed.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Someone left a sink basin in my driveway? What does it mean? Is it a threat? Are they saying I’m stinky?
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Sarah LuAnn Perkins @sarahluann.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
In case any of my fellow creatives also needed this reminder:
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Alloyed @alloyed.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
In my youth, I wondered how betrayal could be bough for just 30 silver, yet now I see thousands doing the same for merely the promise of cheap eggs.
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Alloyed @alloyed.bsky.social · 14/12/2023
I’m seeing a lot of people intentionally misinterpret the new twitch rules. Are they a perfect solution? No. But they are a step in the right direction for artists & I hope they don’t get rolled back because of specific bad actors.
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Alloyed @alloyed.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
Went back to play the 3ds MH games. Was the circle pad pro always this awkward? I’ll take the psp claw over this any day
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Alloyed @alloyed.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
It seems formerly fun sword guy has made yet another bad take. Does anyone have recommendations for new fun sword guys with less bad takes?
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Alloyed @alloyed.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
My new phone number has been active for less than a day & I’m already getting spam calls. This is ridiculous
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Alloyed @alloyed.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
Why do corporate training video always have such crunch audio?
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Alloyed @alloyed.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
I don’t think Primescales actually exist
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Alloyed @alloyed.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
Niantic please, I need four star parts. Stop giving me two star monsters 😭
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Alloyed @alloyed.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
While I like my coworkers personally, having to share supply closets is going to be the death of me. Why can’t you just put stuff back where you got it from!?
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Alloyed @alloyed.bsky.social · 01/10/2023
He got lost in the Crystal Tower on his way here, but Lil’ Graha finally arrived! Thanks @simplywitches.bsky.social !
Post card & chibi Graha Tia keychain by artist SimplyWitches
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Alloyed @alloyed.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
Big interview went decently well. I think I knew more than they expected me to, but we’ll see if it was enough to put me over other candidates
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Alloyed @alloyed.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
Come join the Lakeside Lanturns as we prep for our week 3 LC Draft match: www.twitch.tv/alloyedgaming
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