alive-ish @aliveesq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Me on the verge of a breakdown for like three months wondering which tiny lil straw will send me over the edge but like at this point might as well do it the anticipation is just as bad 010
alive-ish @aliveesq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026For science, I need to examine a well of elons worst tweets. Where are they stored 100
alive-ish @aliveesq.bsky.social · 09/09/2026People really shouldn’t have to remind you of emails you’ve received from them. Like your failure to manage your inbox is really not my problem. 000
alive-ish @aliveesq.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Look I want it to be fall as much as the next girl but it is literally August 6th 010
Reposted by alive-ishT. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 29/07/2026This is how you write a headline 232279435
alive-ish @aliveesq.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Every day there is new fresh hell awaiting me, the day is young, so much to look forward to 120
alive-ish @aliveesq.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Ok sorry I know I’m late here but is the goal of soccer not to get a goal 000
alive-ish @aliveesq.bsky.social · 19/07/2026If I knew the players were hot I would have watched this stuff way earlier 200
alive-ish @aliveesq.bsky.social · 19/07/2026So anyway I picked Spain to win on door dash so as you can tell I’m very invested 310
alive-ish @aliveesq.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Did people just causally drink daily energy drinks before social media told you to or 101
alive-ish @aliveesq.bsky.social · 15/07/2026A lot of people are volunteering the information that they don’t regularly wash their produce as part of this parasite conversation and that’s wild 120
alive-ish @aliveesq.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Do you ever wonder if you’re missing a chunk of your brain 120
Reposted by alive-ishJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Say what you will about Lindsey Graham but he really did achieve his life goal of making as many people as miserable as him as possible 750355
alive-ish @aliveesq.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I get Mitch McConnell and Lindsey graham confused so this has been a very complicated start to my morning 150
alive-ish @aliveesq.bsky.social · 21/05/2026What if instead we didn’t do this work stuff and all started our weekend early 040
alive-ish @aliveesq.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Really annoying to be trapped in a body that doesn’t do what it’s supposed to 120
alive-ish @aliveesq.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Do you ever see someone else’s water bottle and think “wow you must have a immune system of steel” 010
alive-ish @aliveesq.bsky.social · 03/05/2026This year is kicking my ass like if I could get maybe like an hour two of peace that could probably go a long way 010
Reposted by alive-ishTyler @okty.bsky.social · 26/04/2026One way to beat the Sunday Scaries is to have seven working brain cells 2506
alive-ish @aliveesq.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Never ceases to amaze me how many people are willing to sell their soul for money and power, even when that means destroying lives and civilization 120
alive-ish @aliveesq.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Take some pity on them, bring them their phones at least while they have to sit there waiting endlessly 010
alive-ish @aliveesq.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Smh it’s like when your gate isn’t ready for your plane. Sure hope they don’t have to pee. 000
Reposted by alive-ishClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 11/04/2026so happy for my emotional support astronauts 11398160
alive-ish @aliveesq.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Feels like they could open the lil door and hop in the ocean for a quick swim by now 010
Reposted by alive-ishZach Everson @zacheverson.com · 11/04/2026If I’m understanding this right,— We just sent four people around the moon and the trip was damn near flawless until they splashed down and tried to use their cell phone? 1210416
alive-ish @aliveesq.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Maybe everyone should just go home and take a nap and try again tomorrow 021
alive-ish @aliveesq.bsky.social · 07/04/2026A bird has moved into my front door wreath so now I don’t use my front door but it’s even flying away when my garage door opens so idk do I just relinquish my entire front home to it? Climb in through a window? Go around back? 100
Reposted by alive-ishDr. Jessie Christiansen @aussiastronomer.bsky.social · 01/04/2026I went back to capture what the astronauts said in full when the clock was stopped at T-10 minutes and they were asked if they were go for launch: This is Victor. We are going for our families. This is Christina. We are going for our teammates. This is Jeremy. We are going for all humanity. 5947151297
alive-ish @aliveesq.bsky.social · 22/03/2026I love when food is recalled like months after you’ve consumed it and still lived. Glass particles? No match for my digestive system! 010
alive-ish @aliveesq.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Nothing like manufacturing a TSA crisis to create an excuse for increased ICE presence in airports 152
alive-ish @aliveesq.bsky.social · 13/03/2026The way my insurance company authorized something as medically necessary and now that they were billed for it are saying yeah it’s medically necessary but not covered by your plan lmao 120
alive-ish @aliveesq.bsky.social · 12/03/2026It’s exhausting that we have to share a planet with complete morons 010
