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@sassyatlaw.bsky.social
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Women’s sports and nonsense. Never laws. Dawn Staley’s biggest fan.

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Sassy @sassyatlaw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
monumental sports fumbling playoff ticketing so hard that the mystics won’t sell out a 4000 seat arena is………..
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Sassy @sassyatlaw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i’m sympathetic to uber/lyft drivers and tip well but y’all have got to stop waiting til past the time you are supposed to get me to cancel 🙄 already waited 15 min and now have to wait all over again
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Sassy @sassyatlaw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the mystics org fumbled so badly they haven’t even sold out a 4000 seat arena for playoffs
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Sassy @sassyatlaw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
every other wnba team: we want our fans to watch us so here’s tickets under $100 :) mystics: $418 and you’ll be in the nosebleeds :)
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Sassy @sassyatlaw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the leonsis family is sick in the head wdym mystics playoff tickets are $400 for 200 level
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Sassy @sassyatlaw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
ok weird thing is that in the last six months my knees hurt SO bad before i get my period and then for the next few days
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Sassy @sassyatlaw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i’m hosting a 2 month old baby this weekend i hope she likes my house
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Sassy @sassyatlaw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
only two people on my flight 🛫
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Sassy @sassyatlaw.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
so we went on an alaska cruise and i was fighting myself the whole time to not try to unionize the workers bc that shit was dark i will never go again
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Sassy @sassyatlaw.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i guess i get why they are doing it but it’s annoying to me that unrivaled is selling tickets before revealing all the locations
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Sassy @sassyatlaw.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
my biggest regret of cancelling my athletic sub ages ago is that i can’t cancel it again
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Sassy @sassyatlaw.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
9 days coming up without my work laptop i am having separation anxiety but it will be FINE no one will DIE
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Sassy @sassyatlaw.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
found out today M does not love me (declined to read the rest of my book to me over the phone since i left it at her house)
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Sassy @sassyatlaw.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
my pet peeve is when brands post ads of things they don’t sell anymore WHY ARE YOU ADVERTISING ME SOMETHING I CANNOT HAVE
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Sassy @sassyatlaw.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
when can i have a chicken caesar wrap
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Sassy @sassyatlaw.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
end of summer activities (buying 10 blocks of halloumi at trader joe’s before they are discontinued for the season)
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Sassy @sassyatlaw.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
ah yes all the w games played in florida
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Sassy @sassyatlaw.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
trans rights includes nominating a wnba player of your choice to deck SC
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meg @hotgrillmeg.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
ejecting dijonai from the game but not ejecting that transphobic grifter from the league
A’ja Wilson at the 2025 finals reacting to the crowd booing the league commissioner
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Sassy @sassyatlaw.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
i used to get targeted ads for cool trendy clothes and now i get ads for wide-foot socks😭
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Sassy @sassyatlaw.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
landed 4.5 hours late on @americanair.bsky.social last night, am already delayed 4.5 hours on american airlines tonight.
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Sassy @sassyatlaw.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
i could be in paris by now
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Sassy @sassyatlaw.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
why am i in philadelphia rn
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Sassy @sassyatlaw.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
either M sent me a prosecco from first class or i stole someone else’s prosecco from their girlfriend in first class
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Sassy @sassyatlaw.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
M took her first solo uber without me putting in her in/having someone meet her on the other end! 2.5 months of our hostage sitch but now she is a semi-free lady
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Sassy @sassyatlaw.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
has anyone else noticed unsubscribe functions not working lately? feel like there’s been multiple things i’ve unsubbed from and they keep emailing me
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Sassy @sassyatlaw.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
hate when places only have an online order option instead of a posted menu. i’m not clicking on every sandwich to find out what the santa cruz and palermo have on them
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Sassy @sassyatlaw.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
ok now why is olivia miles in the celebrity 3 pt contest
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Sassy @sassyatlaw.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
the odyssey was very good but i hated it sorry
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Sassy @sassyatlaw.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
this show is so boring
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Sassy @sassyatlaw.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
out watching the soccer* *a 20 something girl watching the soccer get rejected by a man with a mullet
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Sassy @sassyatlaw.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
never wanted a chicken caesar wrap more than i have during these death lettuce times
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Sassy @sassyatlaw.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
wordle playing really fast and loose with the definition of word lately
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Sassy @sassyatlaw.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
why aren’t the recipe girlies dropping lunch recipes that won’t give you a parasite??? golden opportunity
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Sassy @sassyatlaw.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
i spoke to lindsay graham on the phone for 20 minutes and he told me mitch is dead too
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Sassy @sassyatlaw.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
i’ve spoken to mitch mcconnell by phone and he said hell is hot
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Sassy @sassyatlaw.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
sorry i think getting married at msg is weird
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Sassy @sassyatlaw.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
was going to get up at 6:30 to walk but saw the heat index was already 95° and went back to sleep
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Sassy @sassyatlaw.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
it is very frickin hot out
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Sassy @sassyatlaw.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
is this a mystics game or a hostage situation
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Sassy @sassyatlaw.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
M is getting sent home to me in an uber like an uber package
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Sassy @sassyatlaw.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
when i die i want everyone’s name to be put on a giant spinner and then whoever’s name comes up has to give a surprise speech
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Sassy @sassyatlaw.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
got M one of those diamond paintings to entertain her while i work and despite not wanting it she is spending hours on it a day
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Sassy @sassyatlaw.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
hi @washmystics.bsky.social pls show the replay in arena when a play is being reviewed thank you
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Sassy @sassyatlaw.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
happy pride send your gay friends money or you’re homophobic
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Sassy @sassyatlaw.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
been amassing dishes all day thinking M’s aide would do them but then she cancelled 😭
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Sassy @sassyatlaw.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
omw home to my air mattress
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Sassy @sassyatlaw.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
i keep hoping someone will send M an edible arrangement but no luck so far
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Sassy @sassyatlaw.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
listening to M dictate her emails: “I will not be available as I….. cannot….use…my limbs, exclamation point”
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