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Alison Malört

@alisonmalort.bsky.social
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Harpy. Millennial Chaos Demon. Chicagoland. Microbiologist. O-negative blood donor. Part-time weeb. Sometimes I run marathons. ALWAYS hungry. BLM. KICK. TERFs not allowed. She/her. 🖤🤍💜🩶

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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The White Sox have to retire Munetaka Murakami's number immediately. This is the greatest interview of all time.
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Murakami loving his first clubhouse celebration 😂
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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“Conflict”????? This is not a “conflict,” you dipshit! “Activists on both sides.” What, people who are anti-genocide and the literal IDF? “To maintain diplomacy.” OH MY GODDDDD YOU STUPID WHITE BOY
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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Holy shit, Ed Sheeran’s comments make him look WAY WORSE LMAOOOO. Who the fuck thought that was a good idea???
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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Eat my ass, Instagram.
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Pop Base @popbase.tv · 14/09/2026
Macklemore says Ed Sheeran and his team decided to remove him from tour due to his comments in support of Palestine, after Kraft Group rallied stadium owners and gave Ed an ultimatum:
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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Time to go stream some Macklemore songs!
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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I have yet to experience a better feeling than my SI joint FINALLY unsticking after MONTHS of being stuck. THANK YOU JUNGKOOK.
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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Went to do another bulk order of the chips I like and WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOLD OUT? This is a hate crime!
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 12/09/2026
Abortion bans make exceptions for ectopic pregnancies, but some people still don’t get care. One doctor told a woman intervening in her pregnancy could land him jail time, according to a lawsuit. “I felt like my life was a risk he couldn’t afford.”
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Ectopic Pregnancy Deaths Have Nearly Doubled. It’s Worse in States With Abortion Bans.
With prompt and appropriate medical care, experts say, people shouldn’t die from an ectopic pregnancy. Women in Texas and Oklahoma have sued over delays in care, which, coupled with our new analysis, ...
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 10/09/2026
You know, when you find out that the art you like is made by people you've learned hold views you find wholly repugnant, I don't think you need to disavow ever having enjoyed the art. It's okay to acknowledge you liked or loved that art, but are now putting it aside. That was then, this is now.
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Strong Jersey איתן @eitang.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I don't think that American Muslims have ever really gotten a break from Islamophobia since 9/11. Two glaring examples are the "Ground Zero Mosque" and the "secret Muslim" stuff about Obama. See also Fox News, which has never let up the entire time.
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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I was TEN YEARS OLD, on the second floor of my Catholic school, in the classroom on the southeast corner. We were supposed to start science class with Mrs. Seghers when she told us what happened and turned on the radio for us to listen. I was a literal CHILD and can remember these details.
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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I believe so. Not sure of exact ages, but he’s in his 50’s now, and I THINK she’s early 30’s, maybe?
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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
He's doing his best to pretend his Poasting Thu It never happened, much like he tried to shirk any accountability and move on after he said he was going to put the server in slow mode unless [REDACTED] posted pictures in her underwear.
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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
He said, "I'm not willing to apologize for what was said clearly -- to anyone with a full working set of frontal lobes -- a joke. It's not happening."
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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
When I told Emmett that an older man in a position of social power over me had made comments about my body and invited me to his hotel room when I was 19, so I knew that this guy's motives were not just a "joke," he said, "I don't give a shit because I don't know that guy. I'm talking about me."
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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Emmett wouldn’t just sexually harass ALL the women, either. There were about 4-5 of us, myself included, who he enjoyed “jokingly” asking for sexual favors, repeatedly, and toward whom he’d make awkward comments about how “hot” we were ALL. THE. TIME.
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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
You can’t yeet Bluesky the way you yeeted the entire Discord server because you got mad at being called out for your continuous sexual harassment of specific female members, Emmett.
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Helen McCarthy @glider.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Translators don't just tell you what the words mean. They put the words into your own language's context so that you feel them as the original writer intended. They provide voice actors and directors with words that grab you by the heart. So pay them what they deserve.
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Beebalm @beebalmff.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Namjoon, do you still have that women’s studies professor’s number by any chance?
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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
At least I have power at home (though this afternoon it’s already gone off-and-on within a few seconds SIX TIMES and I’m gonna SCREAM).
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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
My home gym, as well as the other two closest locations, are still closed because they have no power. A sign in the door suggests mine may have damage inside as well? Some locations ARE open, but they’re farther away, and EVERYONE is gonna be going to those. 😭🫣
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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
We had no power for 43 hours. I reposted a Tiktok of a fellow NWI resident asking Mamdani for help, and shortly after, my house has power again! Thank you Mr. Mayor, you a real one. 😭😭😭
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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Having a great time here! Again!!!!!!!!!
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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Iced coffee (with some french vanilla swirl cuz I’m a white girl), yes. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅☕️☕️☕️💖💖💖🧡🧡🧡
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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I LOVE AMERICA
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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
LMAO I forgot she used to do that. Queen shit.
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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Oh and this dipshit is still pretending to be relevant
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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
So the chuds were first LIVID he was cancelled by the WOKE LEFT and the LOUDMOUTH 5-10 HATERS and now they’re STILL MAD ABOUT THE WOKE LEFT and screaming at everyone to “let it go!!!!!” @gregdoucette.bsky.social
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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The honest answer this time is that he WAS attending a NM con, who then cancelled his appearance, and THEN apologized for cancelling him but kept him cancelled AND MADE HIM HIS OWN SPECIAL MEET AND GREET EVENT.
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Today is Day 2,618 of the Threadnought Fans of Vic Mignogna – a sexual predator and pedophile colloquially known as the R. Kelly of Anime – are still simping for him in my Twitter mentions
Screenshot of a post from X user @paddysaidingbar on 4 August 2026, replying to a Threadnought post on 19 August 2020. Post text reads "Reality check" and includes a quote-tweet of some other weeb defending Vic Mignogna.
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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Vic WAS nice to me. Many times. He also did some borderline-creepy things to me, AFTER he knew I was friends with one of his young female friends/fans. He also sexually assaulted one of my close friends. Almost like people (narcissists!) can hide their true colors when it’s advantageous to do so.
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Dial Liz-Z for Zombie (Lizzy Rose Oliver - Voice Actress) @lizzyrosevo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The number of times I've seen the "BUT HE WAS NICE TO *MEEEEEE*" defense for Vic is maddening. Bro, that's not a defense.
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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Listen, nothing has ever made me laugh so hard in my fucking LIFE.
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
On the Mount Rushmore of deleted tweets.
A deleted tweet from Pabst Blue Ribbon reading “not drinking this January? Try eating ass!”
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Jenn Takahashi @jenn.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
cullen "swamp trash" crawford
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me and my friends would've killed E.T. with hammers i can tell you that much
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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Ughhh this is my brother’s alma mater 🫣
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Vic Mignogna, a sexual predator and pedophile colloquially known as the R Kelly of Anime, expresses disdain that a judge concluded he was a public figure... ...after Vic himself filed a LOLsuit on the basis that he was a public figure losing million$ from being libelslandered
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CrumbedUp Haunting Eclipse 1st Cour @crumbedup.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Now this may sound like Mad Libs from Hell but I assure you that every single word of this is true By reading this I have passed just a little bit of my years-long curse of knowledge onto you
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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
@gregdoucette.bsky.social Greeeeeeeg he’s still stupid!!!!
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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Vic Mignogna Shut The Fuck Up Challenge IMPOSSIBLE
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
He really hammers this home in multiple panels at the event, and he really wants people to take home the message that unworthy people are trying to steal the anime industry from you, the fans He does it in a non-specific way, and yet makes it very clear it's about him being denied work/appearances.
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Kaylyn Saucedo - MarzGhoul @marzgurl.com · 28/07/2026
HE'S STILL TWEETING ABOUT IT MY GOD
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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Girl, The Jungle.
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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Mom says power came back at around 4am. I’m at the gym now, but I’m staying at the hotel until after I use the fancy shower and get some free breakfast. When you go outside, you can hear the hum of generators EVERYWHERE.
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Fine. I’ll update with a word count when I start writing again. @legalminimum.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I find myself wondering why no one has mentioned that the year Trump drives all the skilled vegetable pickers out of the country, we just happen to get a food-borne parasite problem. What an unfortunate coincidence. Correlation can’t possibly mean causation in this case.
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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Y’all this hotel was expensive but SO WORTH IT. I have one bed for reading/TV and one for sleep. There’s a couch, microwave, fridge, coffee maker, and MASSIVE closet. The bathroom actually has an exhaust fan! And I can get free breakfast after the gym! Oh, and I HAVE AIR CONDITIONING. 🎉
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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Nope, suburbs.
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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I got a hotel room for the night because I fucking can. I want AC and proper sleep. ✌🏻
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