Icarus @icarusthecow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026@theonion.com free "CNN found their rotten spine" headline for you 010
Icarus @icarusthecow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026@mayorofchicago.bsky.social ICE is terrorizing us. what are you doing to protect us. 000
Icarus @icarusthecow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026if you say youre ice, im assuiming youre a cartel and will excersize my full second ammendment to get you the fuck away from me , and no jury will convict. 000
Icarus @icarusthecow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026just waiting for @dieworkwear.bsky.social 's take on these ... fits 100
Icarus @icarusthecow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"I'm a shitty person but I don't want to advertise how shitty I am" (they deleted this btw cause well... see skeet) 011
Icarus @icarusthecow.bsky.social · 30/08/2026lmao imagine ben fucking collins pointing out how nonsensical your life is. 010
Icarus @icarusthecow.bsky.social · 30/08/2026they can both be shit. Both of them are to blame why are you acting like it has to be one or the other? 010
Icarus @icarusthecow.bsky.social · 24/08/2026yes. thats the fucking point you sand filled sack of gelatin 000
Icarus @icarusthecow.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I forget, does jared kushner actually have a congressionally approved position or is this just hakeem blowing trumps son in law? 000
Icarus @icarusthecow.bsky.social · 17/08/2026It is a fact that in my life corporate hr traing went from "dont grab the crotch" to literally anything else that respects human dignity and every single person failing, grabbed the pussy. and are mad about consequences 000
Icarus @icarusthecow.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Every day its like "Zohran Mamdani showed up and did his job" and white people (like tom nichols) who would get fired from subway think they have thoughts that people should care about 000
Icarus @icarusthecow.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Elon must, owner of twitter is censoring me for probably dumbasss reasons. and for alll you fuckeass gamer gaters this is what actual censorhip looks like not just the company gave them a shirt, actual you probably wont see this because of the piss baby in chief 000
Icarus @icarusthecow.bsky.social · 25/07/2026And one more thing, I'm not mad, don't put it in the papers that I was mad 010
Icarus @icarusthecow.bsky.social · 13/07/2026"What? you think i'm just gonna die?" - Guy who just died 051
Icarus @icarusthecow.bsky.social · 05/07/2026@gregdoucette.bsky.social was it you or someone else that coined "we need better enemies"? 0120
Icarus @icarusthecow.bsky.social · 05/07/2026clothes guy is overestimating this crowd, that's actually all pee. just entirely pee cause they're too "manly" to wear diapers like trump 000
Icarus @icarusthecow.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Freesist democrat advertisement EVER... IF THEY HAVE THE BALLS 000
Icarus @icarusthecow.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Homan be like "how many times you been raped? how about one more time" 000
Icarus @icarusthecow.bsky.social · 28/06/2026To the dev/writer whoever that came up with the Rosenberg Roundup quest. and frankly to everyone involved that allowed that to happen, when youre a ghost staring at a box or the flames because no one loved you enough to make death preparations, just know thats still better than you deserve. 100
Icarus @icarusthecow.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I'm not even a lawyer or anywhere adjacent and boy, this is bad "legal" advice,static.klipy.comMother Of GodALT: Mother Of God 020
Icarus @icarusthecow.bsky.social · 08/06/2026lmao the fact that you think hugh laurie (house) looks good her is just further evidence why youre kids dont show up for christmas wanting to be there 000
Icarus @icarusthecow.bsky.social · 20/04/2026As a senior software engineer the position i ply for the company hiring is a *good* project manager, like all the technical smarts in the world is wasted if you dont have someone to focus us on what is "the thing" that needs being done. I had an amazing one at a previous job and it was so good 120
Icarus @icarusthecow.bsky.social · 19/04/2026over on the bad place Ted Cruz is embracing white nationalism 000
Icarus @icarusthecow.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Windows continually exists to be the worst operating system I have ever experienced. Stuff that worked 2 weeks ago will inexplicably not work now, with no explanation and even locking copy/pasting ability on the error message to avoid idk what. 040
Icarus @icarusthecow.bsky.social · 27/03/2026OK so this is just gonna turn out to be like, straight up spyware right? like "tehe this is how were gonna wiretap those pesky journalists"? that or so poorly developed its competent by some competent foreign adversary immediately. 000
Icarus @icarusthecow.bsky.social · 22/03/2026I was once a fan of Greenwald (via Snowden circa 2013) and he's since done much to destroy that image since, but this is a remarkably stark low that really shows how devoid of human decency and actual character. This isn't "principle", this is just plain bigotry. 070
Icarus @icarusthecow.bsky.social · 05/07/2025hey google this is unnacceptable shit based on your promises, where do i collect my compensation? 000
Icarus @icarusthecow.bsky.social · 25/05/2025my great grandma would hate this probably, like given her children shed be all in on racism. I'm a couple decades removed, love this, the idea i could just have a guiness with barrack is awesome even though itll never happen 000
Icarus @icarusthecow.bsky.social · 18/05/2025Fuck this, and fuck you. you fucking ghoul, trying to grave dance on a man who is a loving father and good president while he's still here. You should be ashamed but i dont think your sociopathic ass has the capability 040
Icarus @icarusthecow.bsky.social · 18/05/2025"our" get the fuck out of here you feckless loser, go piss on a tree it'll be better than whatever this shit is. 130
Icarus @icarusthecow.bsky.social · 09/03/2025lmao FB blackholed my post calling someone with a Nazi banner and didnt even tell me if youre curious how its going on the shit site 000
Icarus @icarusthecow.bsky.social · 02/03/2025congrats on not knowing what the issues are and just plodding ahead anyways, id almost mistake you for american but tthey thinks theyre already british 100
Icarus @icarusthecow.bsky.social · 02/03/2025jseus fuclk how did jinwoo get so strong when no one in that world knows how to fisth 000
Icarus @icarusthecow.bsky.social · 02/03/2025bruh i died because my npc, despite me yelling and hjiitn all the buttons to heal just ... didnt. i have no words, i just the name of the countre im supposed to be in charge of now , russia? 000
Icarus @icarusthecow.bsky.social · 02/03/2025why does OBS suck on ever platform and somehow it sucks the least on linux 000
Icarus @icarusthecow.bsky.social · 02/03/2025so a bunch of people i know were having trouble with nih(dot)gov, and i got curious (as i do) so i started trouble shooting. it was bizarrely working in some places (browsers) and not others (curl) and sometimes intermittently, i figured it was dns and i think im right, and then... 110
Icarus @icarusthecow.bsky.social · 17/02/2025YOU CANT FUCKIN STRIKE OUT ON A FOUL BALL this = every complaint about 100 girlfriends 000
Icarus @icarusthecow.bsky.social · 16/02/2025it id actually fucking wild that in 2025 Audio managment is insanely easier on linux than it is on windows. what the fuck is windows problem? ive used linux for over a decade and as soon as i have windows on the desktop its a fucking shitshow 230
Icarus @icarusthecow.bsky.social · 02/02/2025so a friend of mine joked "how fast do you have to throw an onion to disintigrate" and my ADHD engineer ass was like "i wonder if i cant figure this out" and YALL THERE IS A WHOLE RESEARCH AREA INTO THE KINETIC PROPERTIES OF ONIONS I FOUND WHOLE ASS PAPERS 140
Icarus @icarusthecow.bsky.social · 01/02/2025It's the next day so I'm in a clearer headspace but I'm still upset about it. I happened to check in on FB (i rarely do) and they popped up a notification about "these people have responded to events recently" ok whatever. except. (1/2) 140
