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ali maloney

@alimaloney.bsky.social
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pleasing taste, some monsterism Likes: decadent food, witchy ritual, noisy music, 80s horror on VHS, woodland walks, RPGs, David Lynch, Jan Švankmajer, industrial-strength performance art / physical theatre, books.

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ali maloney @alimaloney.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I haven't written for The Skinny for 10+ years but so much of my music journalism in those early years is writing I am still proud of -- in particular the doseone and Instal features. (The latter being the first article in Issue 1.) Shame to see it go. Local culture mags are a blessing.
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Rhiannon Grist | HOME SICK out now! 🪓🐑 @rhiannonagrist.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'll be chatting with my pal Josh Holton about his poignant and funny debut novel, FLEDGLING, on Sept 24th at Typewronger Bookshop. Come along for dissections of masculinity, wild stories, and some mad bird facts. www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/fledgling-...
Rhiannon holds up a copy of Josh's book FLEDGLING. The cover features a photo of a large, strong hand gently holding a robin.
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Nɪɢʜᴛ Exᴄɪsɪᴏɴ🔪 @nightexcision.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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ali maloney @alimaloney.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I have a story in this issue. It's about knitting and yarn. Y'know, cute stuff; cosy stuff. Not quite sure why you'd expect tendon-wrenching ritual horrors?
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ali maloney @alimaloney.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Take care treading across the door bridge, lest your steps be taken as a knocking.
A chasm in a woodland path, a greenish door laid over it as a bridge.
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ali maloney @alimaloney.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Fans of moth-devoured clown costumes, crumbling puppets, rotting foam, and eyes oozing out of cotton wool sockets -- here's a haul for you! www.arthurjohnson.co.uk/catalogue/0a... Nottingham auction house with a complete collection of "It's A Knockout" props and bits.
Lot 22: a decaying pirate costume puppet thing.

The eyes are oozing out of cotton wool sockets
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ali maloney @alimaloney.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I have a story in this issue. It's about knitting and yarn. Y'know, cute stuff; cosy stuff. Not quite sure why you'd expect tendon-wrenching ritual horrors?
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton
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Sascha Stronach🏳️‍⚧️, The Sunforge out now @understatesmen.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This needs to be a bigger story. Google Docs is no longer safe for copyrighted material. Any writer on contract needs to stop using it *immediately*.
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Night Signal Entertainment @nightsignalentertainment.com · 27/07/2026
Our cursed 1995 CD-ROM Forbidden Solitaire is having a DAILY DEAL for 25% OFF! Now's the best time yet to discover why this retro dungeon horror has a 96% 'Overwhelmingly Positive' rating on Steam, and listed among the 'Best Games of 2026' by NPR. 👁️🩸 💜 store.steampowered.com/app/3414580/...
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ali maloney @alimaloney.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
There was a huge spike in CALEDONIAN GOTHIC downloads yesterday. Thank you to whatever post or shout or offering manifested that.
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Neil Williamson @neilwilliamson.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Get this! Listening to Rhiannon talking about it the other night would've made it a must-buy if I hadn't already ordered it. It's exactly the fresh, innovative Scottish horror I've been holding out for. And if you're in Edinburgh tonight, get yourself along to the launch! bsky.app/profile/rhia...
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
*Massive riff starts* *Zack De LA Rocha takes the stage* "Some lobby organizations that work for environmental organizations Also work for the fossil fuel industry. Some lobby organizations that work for environmental organizations Also work for the fossil fuel industry UH!"
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Rhiannon Grist | HOME SICK out now! 🪓🐑 @rhiannonagrist.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
TONIGHT!!!
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Just got back from a screening of The Odyssey and let me just say that Nolan’s use of The Rockafeller Skank is very effective.
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ali maloney @alimaloney.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
New ink; sigil charged.
A tattoo on inner arm: sigil in a triangle with a horn out one side, and magickal markings spawning out to the right. In the background: various posters.
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ali maloney @alimaloney.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Hey @filmhouseedinburgh.bsky.social What have you got against films on a Saturday?
Website date picker component for July 2026. There are no dates in Saturdays so all the other days are wrong.
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ali maloney @alimaloney.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Book launches are in danger of growing stale. @rhiannonagrist.bsky.social is taking them to strange new places.
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ali maloney @alimaloney.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Do you like strange, ominous rumbling with ritualistic bass repetition -- and cartoon jump scares? Sparking up a new musical project, BONEWITCHPUNK, with a first track out on the LOW PRESSURE SYSTEMS compilation from @camembert-elec.bsky.social
A strange spiral into a black void. Text: LOW PRESSURE SYSTEMS
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ali maloney @alimaloney.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Yeah, what's the beef? Is the beatiful percussion of helicopter concertos not a vibe any more? If there was a jar of mayonnaise in there, I would have ticked that too.
A captcha: "click on every object built to produce music" showing boots, a helicopter (X3 for some reason), a violin, cymbal. All of which make music.
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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
YOUR FOES WOULD SEE YOU SLEEPLESS: RESIST AND REST.
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios
You have some wonderful stories of basically getting away with stuff at the studios.

I’d learned one very simple trick: say yes. Simply say yes. Like Joseph E. Levine, on “The Producers,” said, “The curly-haired guy—he’s funny looking. Fire him.” He wanted me to fire Gene Wilder. And I said, “Yes, he’s gone. I’m firing him.” I never did. But he forgot. After the screening of “Blazing Saddles,” the head of Warner Bros. threw me into the manager’s office, gave me a legal pad and a pencil, and gave me maybe twenty notes. He would have changed “Blazing Saddles” from a daring, funny, crazy picture to a stultified, dull, dusty old Western. He said, “No farting.” I said, “It’s out.”That’s probably the most famous scene in the movie, the campfire scene.

I know. He said, “You can’t punch a horse.” I said, “You’ll never see it again.” I kept saying, “You’re absolutely right. It’s out!” Then, when he left, I crumpled up all his notes, and I tossed it in the wastepaper basket. And John Calley, who was running [production at] Warner Bros. at the time, said, “Good filing.” That was the end of it. You say yes, and you never do it.

That’s great advice for life.

It is. Don’t fight them. Don’t waste your time struggling with them and trying to make sense to them. They’ll never understand.
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claire biddles @msclairebiddles.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
hello everyone i am working on a big piece for guardian about the CURRENT STATE OF MUSIC ZINES!!!! i have many already but i want to get as many as poss from FAR AND WIDE in uk so pls either fill out the form here or email me directly (email on my website in bio) www.theguardian.com/music/2026/j...
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Sniffin’ Glue at 50! Do you make a music zine? If so, we want to see it
To mark 50 years since the punk DIY publishing explosion, we want to compile a map of the UK’s contemporary zine scene
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Ginger Coffee Creams of Horror @gnofhorror.com · 12/06/2026
Home Sick by Rhiannon Grist: psychological folk horror about a woman, a shared wall, and the anger you can't outrun. One of the best debut horrors I've read in years. gnofhorror.com/home-sick-by-rhianno…
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Home Sick By Rhiannon Grist Review: Folk Horror That Gets Under Your Skin - The Ginger Nuts Of Horror: Horror Book Reviews & Horror Movie Reviews
Rhiannon Grist’s Home Sick is slow-burn folk horror at its finest. Rreview of the debut that makes a thin shared wall feel like the most terrifying thing.
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Jim Caris @jimcaris.eurosky.social · 18/06/2026
Two days ago, a man in Hull was sentenced to 26 months in jail (suspended for 18 months) and 250 hours of unpaid work for selling CDs containing "unauthorised remixes of well-known tracks"
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ali maloney @alimaloney.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The sixth of SIX SONGS is played. What doors have been opened by the music heard? CALEDONIAN GOTHIC series finale available now on all podcatchers and at calgothpod.bandcamp.com/album/six-so... #horror #audiodrama #ritual #cassette
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ali maloney @alimaloney.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The sixth of SIX SONGS is played. What doors have been opened by the music heard? CALEDONIAN GOTHIC series finale available now on all podcatchers and at calgothpod.bandcamp.com/album/six-so... #horror #audiodrama #ritual #cassette
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BOOlian Singleton 🎃👻 @juliansingleton.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Instead of giving that engagement-bait Guardian article the quote-sharing it wants, share some recent Horror journalism that’s actually good. For example, @sharai.bsky.social’s dissection of how @shudder.com is making us all better horror watchers and critics through diverse programming?
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HAS SHUDDER MADE US BETTER HORROR FANS AND CRITICS WHILE RESHAPING HOW WE ENGAGE WITH THE GENRE?
Undeniably, SHUDDER set the blueprint of horror streaming engagement but has it’s influence made our fandom and criticsm more highly tuned?
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ali maloney @alimaloney.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Roadtrip for #UKGE so of course the drive playlist is Birmingham themed, ie. Godlesh, Khost, and Scorn.
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ali maloney @alimaloney.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Wow, so close to a numerical milestone. I never thought my strange wee ritualistic horror audio drama would reach so many earholes. I'll try to manifest a shower of boombox-shaped balloons over the 15,000th listener. Thank you. The fifth of SIX SONGS is out now on all streaming platforms.
A graph showing "all time downloads" as 14,998
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ali maloney @alimaloney.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Want to hear me talk about riding the path from hip-hop to bleak pantomime, via clowns, video nasties, and weird fiction? Was interviewed on the Strange Exiles podcast about that very thing! strangeexiles.substack.com/p/episode-46...
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ali maloney @alimaloney.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Almost 15,000 people can't be wrong (well, even the briefest glance at the news shows otherwise, but i'm sure these 14,900 people aren't wrong like that)
All Time Downloads: 14,900
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ali maloney @alimaloney.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Because I am super sneaky / terrible-at-building-momentuum (delete as appropriate), ALL episodes of CALEDONIAN GOTHIC presents: SIX SONGS FOLK HISTORIANS DON’T WANT YOU TO HEAR!! THIS MELODY WILL SHOCK YOU!! are now up on Bandcamp, well earlier than they will be hitting podcatchers.
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ali maloney @alimaloney.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Because I am super sneaky / terrible-at-building-momentuum (delete as appropriate), ALL episodes of CALEDONIAN GOTHIC presents: SIX SONGS FOLK HISTORIANS DON’T WANT YOU TO HEAR!! THIS MELODY WILL SHOCK YOU!! are now up on Bandcamp, well earlier than they will be hitting podcatchers.
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ali maloney @alimaloney.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
One of the most laborious things about working in corporate culture is the unspoken rule that any written document needs to be -- explicitly and verbally -- declared "not War & Peace". I do not know why. I guess is some sort of superstition.
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ali maloney @alimaloney.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
There are many things in this world that make me happy. Selling a story to @chmmagazine.bsky.social is one of them.
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ali maloney @alimaloney.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Want to hear me talk about riding the path from hip-hop to bleak pantomime, via clowns, video nasties, and weird fiction? Was interviewed on the Strange Exiles podcast about that very thing! strangeexiles.substack.com/p/episode-46...
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ali maloney @alimaloney.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
At the literal ends of the earth for some witchery
Museum of Sorcery and Witchcraft, to a backdrop of harbour and snowy hills
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ali maloney @alimaloney.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Some key texts while I try to figure out what is happening. New Caledonian Gothic episode tomorrow. #audiodrama #podcast #horror #ritual
A beat up beatbox, a cassette unspooling across the table. Some books: Music and the Paranormal, High Static Dead Lines, and the Grimoirium Imperium.
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ali maloney @alimaloney.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I personally think the em-dash is the most superior out of all the punctuation marks available — Alt-0151 FTW. Turns out I am not the only one peeved that its use is percieved as a tell of AI use. The answer: The Am-Dash It's pretty graceful. www.theamdash.com
It's a really snazzy em-dash, with a wee downlaord serif at the start, and an upward serif and the end.
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ali maloney @alimaloney.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
THE SECOND OF SIX SONGS IS PLAYED, THE RITUAL CONTINUES CALEDONIAN GOTHIC on all streaming platforms, Audible, YouTube, and in hi-res on Bandcamp calgothpod.bandcamp.com/album/six-so... #CaledonianGothic #FolkHorror #AudioDrama #Ritual
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ali maloney @alimaloney.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
THE SECOND OF SIX SONGS IS PLAYED, THE RITUAL CONTINUES CALEDONIAN GOTHIC on all streaming platforms, Audible, YouTube, and in hi-res on Bandcamp calgothpod.bandcamp.com/album/six-so... #CaledonianGothic #FolkHorror #AudioDrama #Ritual
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Well, in so far as they’re using cryptic combinations of sound to manipulate people’s emotions, all bands are actually psy-ops.
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ali maloney @alimaloney.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
TIL that SABRE TOOTH DEER are a real thing. I wonder what else might have chonky antler fangs. I hope for a SABRE TOOTH HAMSTER.
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Haunt Publishing @hauntpublishing.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
66% OFF ALL BOOKS! There's just over one month left until we close our creaking doors for good, so head to our website and grab yourself a scarily good 66% off all our books. Use code at checkout: HAUNT66 www.hauntpublishing.com/books #Gothic #Horror #DarkFiction #GothicLiterature #HorrorBooks
Text reads: 66% off, all books must go. Use code at checkout: HAUNT66.
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ali maloney @alimaloney.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
For reasons unfathomable to me now, I never read any Poppy Z Brite. I picked up Swamp Foetus yesterday at the @cymerafestival.co.uk stall and his line immediately cast me under her spell. I must have read it 5 times.
In decaying little clubs with runes and cryptic names spray painted on their walls, we made music for crowds of Dachau children with blue-black hair and flickering fishnetted hands.
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ali maloney @alimaloney.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Maybe it's just me, but I consider MALDOROR a real canonical text of the weird. I find it frustrating that there are no audio versions of it (in English at least), nevermind immersive, sound-designed ones. Once my current writing project completes, I'm getting on that.
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ali maloney @alimaloney.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
We're replaying this today and still all very bought in. It's a great, fast paced, 3-player game. Check it out.
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Andrea Bonazzi @andreabonazzi.eurosky.social · 20/04/2025
Yellow easter egg with colored streaks and the symbol of "the yellow sign" painted on it, below it the words "Hastur egg."
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