Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Some of y'all can't handle two high agency males going at it and it really shows 030
Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 04/06/2025Just met Howard, 91 years old, rolling into the gym for his daily workout. He wanted me to show him t-bar rows. This dude is in here crushing it EVERY DAY. Howard, I am proud to be your new gym friend! 000
Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 11/04/2025“You are not collecting that sneaker at the port.”media.tenor.coma man in a hawaiian shirt is smoking a cigarette and looking at the camera .ALT: a man in a hawaiian shirt is smoking a cigarette and looking at the camera . 020
Reposted by Garlic Bread WarlordDan Kaszeta FRHistS @dankaszeta.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Once more, loudly, for the people in back. VAT in the UK is not a tariff. 9687
Reposted by Garlic Bread WarlordMark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 02/04/2025It's not a bad idea to go to the local Walmart or big box retailer and buy lots of consumables now. From toothpaste to soap, anything you can find storage space for, buy before they have to replenish inventory. Even if it's made in the USA , they will jack up the price and blame it on tariffs. 44997601215722
Reposted by Garlic Bread WarlordMolly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Early voting today in Wisconsin 393170636324
Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 22/03/2025I spoke to George on twitter. I asked him how he handled setbacks. He said “I always thought I never lost, I just ran out of time. If I had that round, that minute back, what would I do differently? Learn, and you never lose.” Then he said a prayer for my papa who was also a boxer. The kindest man… 070
Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 21/03/2025The Severance season finale was perfect. 10/10 no notes. 020
Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Somewhere, Angel Hernandez is shaking violently in a recliner. 000
Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 25/02/2025 It just hit me… Severance is Neon Genesis Evangelion set in the corporate world. Lumon is NERV. Both are meditations on depression The innies are the EVAs Lumon is trying to trigger an “event” One of Mark’s files was labeled “Chicxulub” (the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs) 030
Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Your outie is not responding to the productivity email. 000
Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 22/02/2025We are living in an Office Space/Severance collab. 000
Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 19/02/2025“Your outie just bought two dozen eggs.” “Your outie has no concerns about air travel.” “Your outie is comfortable knowing that climate change is being recognized.” “Your outie does not see a need to doom scroll, pleading for the asteroid to end it all.” 340
Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Data is the new oil... And a new “Rockefeller” has taken the stage. 020
Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Any time you suspect a hustle, ask yourself “who wins, and how?” If you wanted broke people to stay broke, how would you go about doing it? You are watching this “game” played out in real time. 021
Reposted by Garlic Bread Warlordex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 15/02/2025The measles outbreak in Texas is reminding me of the public letter Roald Dahl wrote about losing his daughter to measles in 1962, just before the vaccine was publicly available. 3972657611683
Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Just over here gambling on the Puppy Bowl…media.tenor.coma man with a beard is standing next to another man with a beardALT: a man with a beard is standing next to another man with a beard 030
Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 09/02/2025I’m sick of Puppy Mahounds and these bullshit refs 020
Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 05/02/2025I’m sure that everyone who made a protest vote or sat out because “they’re both the same” feel quite justified in their respective selections. <end sarcasm> 011
Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 04/02/2025My uncle once told me “Nick, in chaos lies opportunity.” I’m thinking about that a lot today for no reason whatsoever. 040
Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Going on a diet so I can become a post-apocalyptic War Boy.media.tenor.coma bald man in a car with the word witness written on his backALT: a bald man in a car with the word witness written on his back 000
Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 03/02/2025WHO IS STAYING QUIET, AND WHO IS GETTING ANGRY WITH ME?!? 120
Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 02/02/2025"I’m condemned to use the tools of my enemy to defeat them. I burn my decency for someone else’s future."media.tenor.coma man is looking through binoculars with a star wars andor logo behind himALT: a man is looking through binoculars with a star wars andor logo behind him 010
Reposted by Garlic Bread WarlordErin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 01/02/2025This may sound primitive and unscientific, but through the fairies, we COULD ask Mothra for help 25488322244
Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Rage Against The Machine’s lyrics should not be more relevant today than they were 30 years ago. 041
Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 27/01/2025What would be hilarious, is if Sweden, Norway, Finland, and Denmark offered free online degrees to American students. Just wage direct war on the American student loan industry. 061
Reposted by Garlic Bread WarlordKelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 26/01/2025GEORGE LUCAS IN 1999: a trade embargo is going to spark the galactic reckoning and collapse ME IN 2025: ah, okay 5390612586
Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Guys, bad things are happening, and bad things will continue to happen. It’s up to you to find your moral compass and make your stand on what YOU believe is right or wrong. 0101
Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Me, seeing highlights of today’s buffoonery in DC: 170
Reposted by Garlic Bread WarlordWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 20/01/2025Hell is empty, And all the devils are here. 119150973571
Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Support independent film. You want the studios to stop green-lighting Superhero Warrior Alliance part 12? Hit up Tubi and check out a micro-budget feature or three. 110
Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Clicks and likes are currency, as are views. Be selective and don’t feed the machine in this arcade of horrors. 010
Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 16/01/2025We lost a titan of cinema. A man who made us fear normality and the mundane. Thank you for opening the door to weirdness for so many! 010
Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 15/01/2025I refuse to spend the next four years being gaslit by big media. My moral compass works just fine, and I know big time fuckery when I see it, thanks. 081
Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 15/01/2025“It's coming. I see a holy war spreading across the universe like unquenchable fire. A warrior religion that waves the Pop-Tart’s banner in my father's name. Fanatical legions worshipping at the shrine of Frosted Strawberry's skull. A WAR IN MY NAME! Everyone shouting my name!” 160
Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Fucking read this. Especially those of us who were taught the Tulsa Massacre was a “race riot” 140