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Garlic Bread Warlord

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Director / Cinematographer / Veteran, would win the UFC if garlic bread was on the line… FotodiCampo.com

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Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Give the photographer the Pulitzer NOW.
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Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Some of y'all can't handle two high agency males going at it and it really shows
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Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Just met Howard, 91 years old, rolling into the gym for his daily workout. He wanted me to show him t-bar rows. This dude is in here crushing it EVERY DAY. Howard, I am proud to be your new gym friend!
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Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
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Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Jesus Christ.
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Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
“You are not collecting that sneaker at the port.”
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Dan Kaszeta FRHistS @dankaszeta.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Once more, loudly, for the people in back. VAT in the UK is not a tariff.
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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
It's not a bad idea to go to the local Walmart or big box retailer and buy lots of consumables now. From toothpaste to soap, anything you can find storage space for, buy before they have to replenish inventory. Even if it's made in the USA , they will jack up the price and blame it on tariffs.
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Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Out here saving lives! Thank you, sir!
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Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Early voting today in Wisconsin
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Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
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Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
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Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
GIVE US BACK TONALI
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Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
IMO, gerbil brained greedy billionaires are a WMD, as is asparagus. (Just from personal experience)
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Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
“See you at the equator…” #Severance
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Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I spoke to George on twitter. I asked him how he handled setbacks. He said “I always thought I never lost, I just ran out of time. If I had that round, that minute back, what would I do differently? Learn, and you never lose.” Then he said a prayer for my papa who was also a boxer. The kindest man…
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Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
The Severance season finale was perfect. 10/10 no notes.
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Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
This is a political Chernobyl.
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Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I have no time for foolishness tonight.
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Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Any time I open LinkedIn
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Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Thank you!
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Bryant 🇨🇦, 🟦 @evilplasticfork.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
"There are no men like me."
"There are always men like you."
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Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Somewhere, Angel Hernandez is shaking violently in a recliner.
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Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
France is awesome. Vive la France!
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Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
It just hit me… Severance is Neon Genesis Evangelion set in the corporate world. Lumon is NERV. Both are meditations on depression The innies are the EVAs Lumon is trying to trigger an “event” One of Mark’s files was labeled “Chicxulub” (the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs)
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Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
The Outrunners are amazing.
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Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Your outie is not responding to the productivity email.
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Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
We are living in an Office Space/Severance collab.
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Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
“She said the jungle…it just came alive and took him!”
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Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
But I thought he was gonna fix everyth…
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Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
“Your outie just bought two dozen eggs.” “Your outie has no concerns about air travel.” “Your outie is comfortable knowing that climate change is being recognized.” “Your outie does not see a need to doom scroll, pleading for the asteroid to end it all.”
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Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Data is the new oil... And a new “Rockefeller” has taken the stage.
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Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Any time you suspect a hustle, ask yourself “who wins, and how?” If you wanted broke people to stay broke, how would you go about doing it? You are watching this “game” played out in real time.
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
The measles outbreak in Texas is reminding me of the public letter Roald Dahl wrote about losing his daughter to measles in 1962, just before the vaccine was publicly available.
Excerpt from a public letter Roald Dahl wrote encouraging people to vaccinate their children.

Olivia, my eldest daughter, caught measles when she was seven years old. As the illness took its usual course I can remember reading to her often in bed and not feeling particularly alarmed about it. Then one morning, when she was well on the road to recovery, I was sitting on her bed showing her how to fashion little animals out of coloured pipe-cleaners, and when it came to her turn to make one herself, I noticed that her fingers and her mind were not working together and she couldn’t do anything.

“Are you feeling all right?” I asked her.

“I feel all sleepy,” she said.

In an hour, she was unconscious. In twelve hours she was dead.

The measles had turned into a terrible thing called measles encephalitis and there was nothing the doctors could do to save her. That was twenty-four years ago in 1962, but even now, if a child with measles happens to develop the same deadly reaction from measles as Olivia did, there would still be nothing the doctors could do to help her.

On the other hand, there is today something that parents can do to make sure that this sort of tragedy does not happen to a child of theirs. They can insist that their child is immunized against measles. I was unable to do that for Olivia in 1962 because in those days a reliable measles vaccine had not been discovered. Today a good and safe vaccine is available to every family and all you have to do is to ask your doctor to administer it.
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Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
YES.
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Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Just over here gambling on the Puppy Bowl…
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Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I’m sick of Puppy Mahounds and these bullshit refs
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Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
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Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
IT’S JUST SO PERFECT
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Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
This is perfection.
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Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I honestly never thought it would work. I only wish we could’ve kept Tonali.
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Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Muffin THA GAWD
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Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Nooooooooooooooooo!!!
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Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I’m sure that everyone who made a protest vote or sat out because “they’re both the same” feel quite justified in their respective selections. <end sarcasm>
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Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
My uncle once told me “Nick, in chaos lies opportunity.” I’m thinking about that a lot today for no reason whatsoever.
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Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
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Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Going on a diet so I can become a post-apocalyptic War Boy.
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Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
It’s time to hoist the colors, brother.
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Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
WHO IS STAYING QUIET, AND WHO IS GETTING ANGRY WITH ME?!?
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