Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Some of y'all can't handle two high agency males going at it and it really shows 030
Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 04/06/2025Just met Howard, 91 years old, rolling into the gym for his daily workout. He wanted me to show him t-bar rows. This dude is in here crushing it EVERY DAY. Howard, I am proud to be your new gym friend! 000
Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 11/04/2025“You are not collecting that sneaker at the port.”media.tenor.coma man in a hawaiian shirt is smoking a cigarette and looking at the camera .ALT: a man in a hawaiian shirt is smoking a cigarette and looking at the camera . 020
Reposted by Garlic Bread WarlordDan Kaszeta FRHistS @dankaszeta.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Once more, loudly, for the people in back. VAT in the UK is not a tariff. 9687
Reposted by Garlic Bread WarlordMark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 02/04/2025It's not a bad idea to go to the local Walmart or big box retailer and buy lots of consumables now. From toothpaste to soap, anything you can find storage space for, buy before they have to replenish inventory. Even if it's made in the USA , they will jack up the price and blame it on tariffs. 44997601215722
Reposted by Garlic Bread WarlordMolly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Early voting today in Wisconsin 393170636324
Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 27/03/2025media.tenor.coman elderly woman wearing a pearl necklace and earrings is making a funny face .ALT: an elderly woman wearing a pearl necklace and earrings is making a funny face . 110
Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 25/03/2025media.tenor.comtwo men are posing for a picture and one is wearing a blue italia jerseyALT: two men are posing for a picture and one is wearing a blue italia jersey 010
Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 23/03/2025IMO, gerbil brained greedy billionaires are a WMD, as is asparagus. (Just from personal experience) 000
Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 22/03/2025I spoke to George on twitter. I asked him how he handled setbacks. He said “I always thought I never lost, I just ran out of time. If I had that round, that minute back, what would I do differently? Learn, and you never lose.” Then he said a prayer for my papa who was also a boxer. The kindest man… 070
Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 21/03/2025The Severance season finale was perfect. 10/10 no notes. 020
Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Somewhere, Angel Hernandez is shaking violently in a recliner. 000
Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 25/02/2025 It just hit me… Severance is Neon Genesis Evangelion set in the corporate world. Lumon is NERV. Both are meditations on depression The innies are the EVAs Lumon is trying to trigger an “event” One of Mark’s files was labeled “Chicxulub” (the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs) 030
Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Your outie is not responding to the productivity email. 000
Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 22/02/2025We are living in an Office Space/Severance collab. 000
Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 22/02/2025“She said the jungle…it just came alive and took him!” 020
Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 22/02/2025But I thought he was gonna fix everyth…media.tenor.coma man in a suit and red tie is looking upALT: a man in a suit and red tie is looking up 010
Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 19/02/2025“Your outie just bought two dozen eggs.” “Your outie has no concerns about air travel.” “Your outie is comfortable knowing that climate change is being recognized.” “Your outie does not see a need to doom scroll, pleading for the asteroid to end it all.” 340
Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Data is the new oil... And a new “Rockefeller” has taken the stage. 020
Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Any time you suspect a hustle, ask yourself “who wins, and how?” If you wanted broke people to stay broke, how would you go about doing it? You are watching this “game” played out in real time. 021
Reposted by Garlic Bread Warlordex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 15/02/2025The measles outbreak in Texas is reminding me of the public letter Roald Dahl wrote about losing his daughter to measles in 1962, just before the vaccine was publicly available. 3972657611683
Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 10/02/2025YES.media.tenor.coma man in a suit is walking down a hallwayALT: a man in a suit is walking down a hallway 000
Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Just over here gambling on the Puppy Bowl…media.tenor.coma man with a beard is standing next to another man with a beardALT: a man with a beard is standing next to another man with a beard 030
Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 09/02/2025I’m sick of Puppy Mahounds and these bullshit refs 020
Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 09/02/2025media.tenor.coma black pirate flag with a skull and crossbones on itALT: a black pirate flag with a skull and crossbones on it 000
Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 09/02/2025IT’S JUST SO PERFECTmedia.tenor.coma man in a suit is holding a box of pizza that says 2nd fresh pizza on itALT: a man in a suit is holding a box of pizza that says 2nd fresh pizza on it 000
Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 09/02/2025I honestly never thought it would work. I only wish we could’ve kept Tonali. 210
Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 05/02/2025I’m sure that everyone who made a protest vote or sat out because “they’re both the same” feel quite justified in their respective selections. <end sarcasm> 011
Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 04/02/2025My uncle once told me “Nick, in chaos lies opportunity.” I’m thinking about that a lot today for no reason whatsoever. 040
Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 04/02/2025media.tenor.coma man with a beard is saying no in a blurry photoALT: a man with a beard is saying no in a blurry photo 010
Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Going on a diet so I can become a post-apocalyptic War Boy.media.tenor.coma bald man in a car with the word witness written on his backALT: a bald man in a car with the word witness written on his back 000
Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi.bsky.social · 03/02/2025WHO IS STAYING QUIET, AND WHO IS GETTING ANGRY WITH ME?!? 120