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aliendave @aliendave.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Dart Adams @dartadams.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No more AI generated promo fliers… I’m sick of the font. I’m sick of the formatting. I’m sick of the aesthetic.
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H.E. Cas Piancey @cascoinfoundation.org · 26/08/2026
Well, here’s my only Tim Curry story. Today sucks.
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Casmilus @casmilus.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"The future belongs to the CD/DVD loyalists. Fuck streaming."
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aliendave @aliendave.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
@countbinface.bsky.social when you're elected can you make Pointless record with a live audience again
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Stephen West @stephenwest.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Abe Lincoln vs. the "heritage American" crowd, 1858: It doesn't matter where your ancestors were in 1776. Americans who read the Declaration and affirm its creed "have a right to claim it as though they were blood of the blood, and flesh of the flesh of the men who wrote [it] ...and so they are."
We have besides these men—descended by blood from our ancestors—among us perhaps half our people who are not descendants at all of these men, they are men who have come from Europe—German, Irish, French and Scandinavian—men that have come from Europe themselves, or whose ancestors have come hither and settled here, finding themselves our equals in all things. If they look back through this history to trace their connection with those days by blood, they find they have none, they cannot carry themselves back into that glorious epoch and make themselves feel that they are part of us, but when they look through that old Declaration of Independence they find that those old men say that “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal,” and then they feel that that moral sentiment taught in that day evidences their relation to those men, that it is the father of all moral principle in them, and that they have a right to claim it as though they were blood of the blood, and flesh of the flesh of the men who wrote that Declaration, (loud and long continued applause) and so they are.
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
These craven scumbags blithely lied in order to get the day of headlines the mad king wanted. They knew they had nothing, but all that matters to them is whatever six-hour news cycle they're in the middle of.
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Reiterating that Musk's literal voter bribery last time was an unambiguous go-directly-to-jail felony, for which people have been successfully prosecuted over vastly smaller amounts. It wasn't just pouring money into a PAC, whatever one thinks of that. It was a black-letter plain-as-day crime.
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Yes, Elon Musk’s Vote-Buying Is Against the Law
People have gone to prison for comparable schemes.
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H.E. Cas Piancey @cascoinfoundation.org · 21/05/2025
One of my all-time favorite moments on our podcast is when I asked a guy working for a crypto lending company where the yield comes from. He said from the company Genesis. I asked him what this meant. Couldn’t really answer. Genesis later went bankrupt.
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TPM @talkingpointsmemo.com · 17/07/2026
How Politico’s Negligence and Ignorance Helped Float Another DHS Lie
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How Politico’s Negligence and Ignorance Helped Float Another DHS Lie
Voting rights, voter intimidation and the politics of voting have been central...
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LateNighter @latenightercom.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
First on LateNighter: Comedy historian Kliph Nesteroff is turning his attention to one of comedy’s most beloved—and most elusive—figures: Norm Macdonald.
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Kliph Nesteroff Is Writing a Norm Macdonald Biography
First on LateNighter: Comedy historian Kliph Nesteroff is turning his attention to one of comedy’s most beloved—and most elusive—figures: Norm Macdonald.
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aliendave @aliendave.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I know it's a small sample size but that's the best soccer game I ever watched the whole thing of
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I don’t want to live in Pee-Wee’s playhouse. I don’t want a toilet that moans when I use it
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aliendave @aliendave.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Sasha Vujacic sleeps a little easier tonight
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aliendave @aliendave.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
we all died of covid in 2020 and we just live in hell now. prove me wrong
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aliendave @aliendave.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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aliendave @aliendave.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Finally!! I just went 82-0, think you can go 82-0? www.82-0.com/share?id=j02...
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82-0
Build the ultimate NBA all-time team and see if you can go 82-0
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/05/2026
Abrego Garcia should apply for compensation from the weaponization fund
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Matthew Segal @segalmr.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
CLIENT: These federal charges seem serious. What kind of sentence could I get? LAWYER: Depending on the next presidential election, you're looking at somewhere between life imprisonment and becoming a millionaire.
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aliendave @aliendave.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
#AbolishTheSenate
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aliendave @aliendave.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
youtu.be
Disco Baby - Paul Lynde Halloween Special
YouTube video by Finding by W.D.F.
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aliendave @aliendave.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
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[HD] Bea Arthur: Goodnight, but Not Goodbye - The Star Wars Holiday Special
YouTube video by Cube Robertman
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aliendave @aliendave.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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a sickbags on standby sign with a bald man
ALT: a sickbags on standby sign with a bald man
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Cindy aka Mrs. Celtics ☘️ @mrsceltics.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
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Tom Westerholm @tomwesterholm.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
The Celtics will now play Game 3 on Amazon Prime, which means they will have played on ABC, Peacock and Prime in Games 1, 2 and 3, which is genuinely just completely unreasonable and unacceptable.
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H.E. Cas Piancey @cascoinfoundation.org · 19/04/2026
At my first job at a cheese store when I was 16 Tim Curry walked in. I legit didn’t know how I knew him, maybe a friend of the family? So I went “Do I know you from somewhere?” and in the most Tim Curry way he put me in my place “You know me from many things.” He didn’t say another word to me lol
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aliendave @aliendave.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Play Garza
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aliendave @aliendave.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I need TP for my bunghole!
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Nicole LaFond @nicolelafond.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Carr has hardly been subtle about what he appears to believe his role is in the Trump administration: threatening and sidelining those in the media who broadcast commentary or interview politicians who speak counter to the Trump administration’s agenda.
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Carr Counts Defunding and Threatening Media As Wins for Trump Admin
This is your TPM evening briefing.
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Readful Things @readfulthings.com · 17/03/2026
Each year there's one toy that every kid wants. Cabbage Patch Kids. Furby. Labubu... It happens every year. I'm proud to announce what will surely be the next most popular & sought after toy of 2026. The Gene Shalit action figure!
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Pete "No Quarter" Hegseth is an explicit believer in the notion that warcrimes are the path to victory. Congress needs to repeal the Hague invasion act, join the ICC, and pack Hegseth into a little box to go stand trial for his crimes
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Kliph Nesteroff @classicshowbiz.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Coming this October 20, 2026. New Book Available for Pre-Order in Canada: www.penguinrandomhouse.ca/books/777133... New Book Available for Pre-Order in the USA: www.amazon.com/Sorry-Were-F...
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Arnold Rimmer with a speech bubble to the QRP
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Bennett Tomlin @bft.wtf · 05/03/2026
I want to watch Trump cook 1 meal and eat it with his children and wife
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Once again: A) This would be handing two of Hollywood's only remaining studios to a right-wing Trump ally and his "Dad said I could have it!" son, who B) has not begun to prove that he can successfully run one studio, let alone two. An utter disaster, although in fairness, that is Zaslav's brand.
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Ann M. Lipton @annmlipton.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
*raises hand* who's taking the ubers and where are they going
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aliendave @aliendave.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
i didnt know that the annoying people in the abu dhabi commercial are famous until i saw them in another annoying commercial for a.i. shit
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 07/02/2026
The White House did a dishonest y-axis so I fixed their y-axis for them, you’re welcome White House www.howtoreadthisch.art/lets-conside...
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Tom Westerholm @tomwesterholm.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
At the risk of sounding dramatic, the Giannis/Kalshi partnership - especially given the timing - is a stain on the soul of the league, and everyone involved should be investigated.
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aliendave @aliendave.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
The cavs are fucking stupid lol
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RayGun @yakimaabogado.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
During the Obama administration the right wing media machine would dream up conspiracies that Obama was *thinking* about doing something like what we’re seeing now (Jade Helm, FEMA Camps, etc) and it would drive their “coverage” for weeks and months
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Emily Tamkin @emilyctamkin.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Wow that’s wild anyway the craziest story I heard out of Minneapolis was about a nurse trying to help a woman and getting shot to death and also a five year old was used as bait and also ICE shot a woman in the face and
The vice president tries to make “agents are booed in a restaurant” the craziest story out of Minneapolis
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aliendave @aliendave.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Rest of America watching the Patriots go to the super bowl:
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Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Imagine how much they’d be lying about what happened without all the videos showing it from multiple angles.
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Bellingcat @bellingcat.com · 24/01/2026
Federal law enforcement agents shot and killed a man in Minneapolis on Jan. 24 according to local police officials. DHS told Fox News that the man was “armed with a gun”. A video of the shooting appears to show that a gun was taken from the man before the first shot was fired. x.com/BillMelugin_...
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/01/2026
All of this is fucking senseless. Minnesota did not have an immigration problem. Trump sent his Nazi thugs here because he's racist against Somali people and to own libs like Tim Walz. Now two Minnesotans are dead and Minneapolis is on the verge of going up in flames. None. Of. This. Was. Necessary.
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Average Sunday show interview: OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats HOST: how will you pay for it? OFFICIAL: tariffs HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed HOST: thank u for ur time
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