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Alice Jane @alicejane.bsky.social · 18h
Guess who got tickets to the Royal Blood album launch.
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy October! Let the spooky season begin!
A black-and-white cat dressed like a ghost in a white cloth, sitting between two orange Halloween buckets
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Thursday! What a concept! @thursaconcept.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thursday! What a concept!
Nadia from the Russian Doll series on Netflix remarking: Thursday! What a concept!
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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HOLE PRETTY ON THE INSIDE
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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NINE INCH NAILS PRETTY HATE MACHINE
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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THE LAS THE LAS
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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WHAM FREEDOM
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Irrefutable proof cats are evil @cats-are-evil.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#caturday #cats
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Brad Johnson @climatebrad.hillheat.com · 29/09/2026
"curveballs" and "frustrations" are the new euphemisms for "blatant high crimes and misdemeanors"
POLITICO

TRUMP CONTROVERSIES PILE ON GOP: It’s 35 days until the midterms, and Senate Majority Leader John Thune is still fending off some final curveballs from President Donald Trump. White House decisions to air campaign-style ads with taxpayer funds while separately rescinding about a billion dollars in congressionally approved spending are the latest pre-midterm frustrations for GOP senators — who spent much of Monday fielding off-message questions about the president’s latest actions.

Owen Dahlkamp, Mia McCarthy and Jordain Carney contributed to this report.
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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CHICKS ON SPEED WE DON’T PLAY GUITARS
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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BILLY JOEL UPTOWN GIRL
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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ROXY MUSIC LOVE IS THE DRUG
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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PORTISHEAD
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Alice Jane @alicejane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One of the problems with the Multiverse Saga is that they went straight from no active incursions to the entire multiverse is collapsing when they could have used Avengers films to close out each phase while gradually ramping up the stakes going into Doomsday.
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Alice Jane @alicejane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can one even imagine such a thing?
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Alice Jane @alicejane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I really need Uber eats to add a warning when there’s a closer location I could be ordering from because I keep on selecting the sponsored shortcuts by mistake and having my food sent from the fucking moon when there’s one five minutes away.
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Alice Jane @alicejane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Beach Boys vs The Beatles
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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Boo hoo hoo! We are just so poor as a country. We are so poor compared to what we used to be, even though we're one of the richest countries in the world and you, yes you, ungrateful peon: you are richer than ever before! Everyone is! But the country is too poor! Better things aren't possible!
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A guy says to his mechanic "Hey Fran, my 1950's Studebaker is making a weird noise." The car sounds out "booum da hu da hmmh da hoon da ina." Fran opens the hood and says "well, there's your problem." A pleasant man with piercing, a beard and dreadlocks sits near the engine. Frank remarks "Jonathan Davis from Korn is under the hood."
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Alice Jane @alicejane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me looking for the thing that is in my hand.
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Alice Jane @alicejane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Started my Multiverse Saga rewatch this weekend with both seasons of Loki and Ant-Man 3. Oh boy I sure can't wait to see where this Kang storyline goes!!
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Cargie (Spooky Version) @cargie.baby · 27/09/2026
i never thought i'd hear a piece of brain pseudoscience more misunderstood than "you only use 10% of your brain" until I started hearing "your frontal lobes don't fully develop until age 25 so therefore anyone under 25 has the judgement of a toddler"
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Alice Jane @alicejane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Apparently people are upset about this for some reason but it seems like it would be pretty convenient.
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Carolyn Petit @carolynmichelle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
props to resident evil for its audaciously late title card
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 27/09/2026
I find it infuriating that nations who for decades have profited off the exploitation of immigrant labour, who have indeed engineered the conditions for that exploitation through making the countries of origin nigh unliveable, now dare to turn around and call migrants a drain. Absolutely maddening.
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Alice Jane @alicejane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Got some good news for the people who don't want more Star Wars. You control the films that you watch.
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Alice Jane @alicejane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Legitimising but not actually addressing the concerns of fascists. What could possibly go wrong?
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kayla, belated reptilian 🏳️‍⚧️🐊 @kaylagator.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Logan is canonically a fan of Bubble Bobble. This confirms his status as the best X-Man
comic still with wolverine from x-men standing shirtless with his claws popping out of his hands, he is saying "let's go BUB" while bub the cute little green dragon from bubble bobble stands next to him
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It should never be forgotten MEL BROOKS had the World Premiere of BLAZING SADDLES (1974) at the Pickwick Drive-In Theater in Burbank, Los Angeles for 250 invited guests - ALL ON HORSEBACK.
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Willow the Cat @wiillowthecat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dont listen to and try and appease whiny chuds
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is the dream our forefathers fought for.
A person sitting at a desk in an office, smiling at the camera. A computer monitor displays characters Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps from Disney's Zootopia. Text on the image humorously references Claude doing their job, allowing time to look at art involving Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps.
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Grace Robertson 🏳️‍⚧️ @graceonfootball.com · 26/09/2026
spain have conceded twice as many goals in this half as they did in the entire world cup.
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 25/09/2026
Anthony Russo says that Steve Rogers’ time travel in ‘AVENGERS: ENDGAME’ causes the events of ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ to happen. “[In Endgame: Encore] we sort of play one beat past where Steve Rogers’ story ended with Peggy Carter. In that moment, that’s where Doomsday is born.”
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Erin Returns From The Grave 🦇🖤🦇 @woodaba.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
everyone always says “it’s crazy that they didn’t plan out those Disney Star Wars movies” but that’s clearly not the issue with them because most beloved series were either made up as they went along or had plans change drastically as they went. the problem, obviously, is that JJ Abrams made them
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the "iced coffee at a job interview" discussion is obviously stupid but also a great representation of the fact that every single HR person/recruiter has their own different made up rules for candidates and all of them think they are absolutely correct
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Alice Jane @alicejane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I just realised that they’re called rational numbers because they can be expressed as the ratio of two integers.
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Alice Jane @alicejane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m out at the cinema to watch a three hour film for literally the tenth time just to see two minutes of extra footage.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 24/09/2026
okay, today’s spicy hot take because I’ve seen this three times already this morning: The U.K. does not have any such thing as a ‘legal name’ this is a good thing! unequivocally! this means it also applies to people we don’t like
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Alice Jane @alicejane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I found him.
clown fish
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Alice Jane @alicejane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Guess who’s at Alton Towers.
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Alice Jane @alicejane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Am I not looking hard enough or are there no more local music scenes? When I was younger I would see loads of local bands playing at small venues but these days it seems like it’s all tribute acts.
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FunnyVia @funnyvia.com · 22/09/2026
I wish someone would look at me the way this cat looks at his owner eating a hamburger
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Alice Jane @alicejane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Finally completed my Smashing Pumpkins vinyl collection, by which I mean that I have Gish, Siamese Dream, Mellon Collie, Adore, and Machina.
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Alice Jane @alicejane.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Reading an assignment brief and they actually put it in that you're not allowed to just make up fake references. Why the fuck does this even need to be said?
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Alice Jane @alicejane.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It took over thirty years but we finally got lore accurate Chun-Li thighs.
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Alice Jane @alicejane.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Had an introductory lecture on functional programming today.
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