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Alison

@alibee.bsky.social
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I like stuff. (For real tho: VP of Engineering, obsessed with addressing issues of bias in hiring processes, feminist SJW.)

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Megan Fox @glassbottommeg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Alternatively, you could use WordArt

I'm not even joking!
This is literally cooler, aesthetics be like that

AI art is so rancid it caused a cultural inversion
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Alison @alibee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I started working on a monochrome coloring book (by a real person, not AI) to battle my ever-present, ADHD-fueled "doing two things at once, both poorly"itis. Turns out that working on it is fucking up my neck/trapezius muscles, hence fucking up my sleep, making my ADHD worse. This feels unfair.
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Alison @alibee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
2013 Alison and 2026 Alison wonder: what is Bryan Adams doing on Glass Tiger's "Don't Forget Me When I'm Gone"? Other songs I often wonder about: Matthew Sweet on Lloyd Cole's "Weeping Wine", Michael McDonald on Christopher Cross's "Ride Like The Wind", Aimee Mann on Rush's "Time Stands Still."
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Alison @alibee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
@coryreeder.bsky.social I figured it out! But I still have no idea why you look familiar, haha.
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Alison @alibee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This was perfection. #howtogettoheavenfrombelfast #derrygirls
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Alison @alibee.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Ask yourself: what's more terrifying, fear, or the frightened?
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Alison @alibee.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I'm at the point of wanting to surgically attach a cold pack to the back of my neck to keep my vagus nerve / nervous system in check. iykyk
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Alison @alibee.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I think there is something about my background at a software engineer that intersects with my imposter syndrome+cheapness that made me try to fix my broken dryer long enough to come *just* a bit shy of wasting money. tl;dr it's only 6 years old, and out of warranty, and ...
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Alison @alibee.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Someone please eli5: why aren't people going on about how great Shrinking is, the way they did Ted Lasso?
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Alison @alibee.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
About to watch Project Hail Mary, which I heard when it was released b/c @realrayporter.bsky.social is the best audiobook narrator ever (see: his work on 14) and then there is his wonderful face in the previews!!!! Woo! (I have recommended this audiobook a billion times, so excited for this movie.)
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Alison @alibee.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Watching RHOBH and it's great (?) to know that my ex isn't the only one making horribly self-centered, uninformed takes when it comes to post-separation decisions with his kids. Me and Rachel Zoe have shared experiences! Who knew!
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Alison @alibee.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Me (threatening to take a solo vacation): I'd climb to the top of a pyramid but they'd probably shoot me off cause you're not supposed to do that. 17yo: They have guns? Me: Well, they did back then. It was weird to see guards walking around with giant rifles, but that was 25 years ago. 17yo: Unc.
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Alison @alibee.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Alan Wake 2 and Death Stranding 2 both fulfill my need for a video game to also be a badass rock musical. Thank you @remedygames.com and @hideokojima.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp 💙
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Alison @alibee.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Not me just chillin to RHOP Season 10 Reunion and then Andy Cohen making me literally guffaw. Like, my abs hurt.
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Alison @alibee.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I'm watching Alex freeclimb Taipei 101 and even just watching it on the television is giving me a full-body anxiety attack. 200ft to the top, all I can hope is that at the end of this climb, he's safe. #skyscraperlive
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Alison @alibee.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Name the video: stunningly gorgeous Egyptian queen leaves her equally impressively beautiful pharaoh, and her richly appointed life, for sexually ambiguous fae being decked out in Spirit Halloween Egyptian costume.
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Alison @alibee.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Nik gave me Life's Too Short on DVD for xmas. Given how much I adore The Office, Extras, Derek, After Life, etc, I'm not shocked at the number of lols I had in EP one, and I'm sure I'll cry by the end. ty @mrrickygervais.bsky.social, @stephenmerchant.bsky.social , and @warwickdavis.bsky.social 💙
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Alison @alibee.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
No one will ever convince me that Lady Deathstrike's nails make any fucking sense.
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Alison @alibee.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
In case anyone here can help influence it, we need more Davey and Jonesie. Season 2. Someone make it happen.
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Ron’s Computer Videos 🧍‍♂️🖥️📼 @ronscompvids.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Thimbleweed Park is currently $4.99 on Steam. Get it. Play it. Tell @terribletoybox.com how much you love it (because it's going to be a lot). store.steampowered.com/app/569860/T...
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Save 75% on Thimbleweed Park™ on Steam
In Thimbleweed Park, a dead body is the least of your problems. Switch between five playable characters to uncover the surreal secrets of this strange town in a modern mystery adventure game from the ...
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Alison @alibee.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I have problematic vestibular issues; I take 3 different meds before flying and it still makes me super naseous. Then there was turbulence... so to the lady who got mad at me for standing when the seat belt light went off & folk deplaned b/c "what if there's a medical emergency", MA'AM THAT'S ME.
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Alison @alibee.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Have cereal bags gotten harder to open since we were kids? Or are my hands just pathetically weak?
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Alison @alibee.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
heading to dreamforce and becoming the thing I hate
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
A protest sculpture depicting Trump with convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein appeared briefly on the National Mall in Washington, D.C., bearing the caption “Best Friends Forever.” (This photo was shared with us the piece was installed by an anonymous artist collective.)
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Alison @alibee.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Started reading Justin's book sitting in Las Vegas airport and immediately teared up at the dedication, then at the intro, so I guess I'm not reading this on the flight.
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Alison @alibee.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
ok I'm starting to be confused by @megkeene.bsky.social , like is that a parody account?
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Retro Tech Dreams @retrotechdreams.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Windows 98 Plus: Travel
A screenshot of my Windows 98 desktop using the Travel theme. Icons on the desktop include Curse of Monkey Island, Diablo, Encarta 99, AIM, Quake and Netscape.
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Alison @alibee.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
@wendyrmonkey.bsky.social that wired article was nuts!!!! I gasped so loudly at the line about sending the pic to the son that one of my kids thought I'd injured myself.
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Alison @alibee.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
"Past accomplishments are fine, but it's tomorrow's that matter."
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Alison @alibee.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Miss these goodies.
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Alison @alibee.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Finished the main DS2 story last night, tears streaming down my face. May start crying again writing this skeet. 😭
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Alison @alibee.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
I recorded the live debut of "As Alive As You Need Me To Be" (from the upcoming Tron movie) and Nik put it online so everyone could enjoy. That means you! @nin.com #tronares
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AS ALIVE AS YOU NEED ME TO BE - Nine Inch Nails (Live Debut) @ Oakland Arena, Aug 6 2025
YouTube video by President Pizza
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Alison @alibee.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Someone explain to me why Celine just hangs out in her Yoda swamp doing literally nothing while the golden honmoon fails to develop and all of humanity is at risk?
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Alison @alibee.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Evidently this is turning into a #deathstranding stan account. (I don't think I live commented on #lastofus nearly as much but imo this game series is like, 2billionty times more epic. Finish the first game to watch TWO HOURS OF CREDITS AND END SCENES, yo!)
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Alison @alibee.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Running cargo for @woodkid.bsky.social and given how very little relationship you build with each delivery, Nik says, "There's no pleasing the French." 🤣
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Alison @alibee.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Also also perimenopause can stop fucking with my memory at any time now, thank you very much.
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Alison @alibee.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Also, while we're here, I just want to say that no, you don't have 9 years of agentic AI experience.
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Alison @alibee.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Woke up having earwormed myself with Mammals by @tmbg.bsky.social because I SANG IT IN MY DREAM to someone. (Was explaining that the platypus is a monotreme, and platypi are top of mind because we literally stop every mission, including timed ones, to save all the animals in Death Stranding 2.)
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Seth T. Hahne @sethhahne.bsky.social · 29/01/2024
So RAD THREAD: A 6th grade girl in my How To Make Comics class blew my socks off yesterday with her comic. The exercise was to make a one-page comic off this loose script: "A little girl flies her ship past Saturn. Later she approaches the Earth." Let's look at why she's amazing
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Seth T. Hahne @sethhahne.bsky.social · 29/01/2024
Facebook reminds me of the note I made 5 years ago for a girl in the jr high Making Comics class I was doing who was suddenly leaving the school. She was one of two stellar talents in class that year, and I hoped so much that she'd continue making comics.
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Alison @alibee.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Playing Death Stranding 2 and HOLY SHIT IS THAT LAUREN TSAI FROM TERRACE HOUSE???!!! Who I also saw randomly at DesignerCon and also flipped out there. I'm consistent.
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Alison @alibee.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
I've had a crush on Harrison Ford my whole life (Indiana Jones, not Han Solo), and Shrinking ... WHY do people not talk about this show the way they did Severance and Ted Lasso? The acting in this show is beyond superb -- everyone seems like they're being their natural selves. It's amazing.
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Alison @alibee.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
I CANNOT BELIEVE that theaters continue to show pre-movie content that fucking spoils the actual movie we are about to see. 👿
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Charly, smiling politely @charlypudding.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
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Alison @alibee.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
goddamnit Roy Kent making me cry in Shrinking
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Alison @alibee.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
I remember when I first learned about cosmic blips, and I thought they were literally made up nonsense along the lines of [insert any q-related anything ever]. If you are wanting to learn about what a cosmic bit flip is and how it can impact elections/car braking systems, listen to this podcast!
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Bit Flip
What do a hacked Belgian election, a falling airplane and a fleet of runaway cars all have in common? The answer just might lie in the stars.
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Alison @alibee.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Feeling sort of generally pissed off today, I was looking through the "people and pets" screen of my google photos and it made me feel weirdly good.
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
If I may be a contrarian here I'd argue that the victory of a democratic socialist is not "like a spiritual Kristallnacht."
“I feel like last night’s NYC election result is like a spiritual Kristallnacht. It proved Jew hatred is now OK,” posted Jill Kargman, a Jewish writer and actress.
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Alison @alibee.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Electing a Muslim is not anti-semitic. Saying otherwise is racist as fuck.
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