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TeaSpoons

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TeaSpoons @alexteeaaa.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
gotta remind myself that broke mfers don't get to be depressed
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TeaSpoons @alexteeaaa.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
sometimes I think about getting back on the dating apps but the only photos taken of me in the past two years have been djing. and that's not gonna fly on the dating profile.
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TeaSpoons @alexteeaaa.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I got a gock in my rawrri
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/04/2025
Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society
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Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society
NEW HAVEN, CT—Calling such concern for linguistic precision a clear indicator of a thriving country, a panel of historians from Yale University issued a statement Thursday announcing that quibbling ov...
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TeaSpoons @alexteeaaa.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
"chatgpt helped me achieve Buddhist enlightenment" is up there among the worst things I've heard from techbros
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TeaSpoons @alexteeaaa.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
self-propelled misandry
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TeaSpoons @alexteeaaa.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
if we weren't meant to get drunk then why would it feel so good
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
i love you but i wish you wanted to grow
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
headstone inscription: "sorry you had to see that"
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Fredo Fabrucci: The Poster's Poster™ @fredo.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Male loneliness??? I couldn't relate, people wanna hang out with me all the time.
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TeaSpoons @alexteeaaa.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I need to be euthanized
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TeaSpoons @alexteeaaa.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
cocktail idea: the ram-rancher. it's ranch water (tequila, sparkling water, lime) but with redbull instead of sparkling water
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TeaSpoons @alexteeaaa.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
finally deleted those dating apps ew gross good riddance
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TeaSpoons @alexteeaaa.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
naps are bullshit because they're usually over right when they're getting good.
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TeaSpoons @alexteeaaa.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
terror in the mundane
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TeaSpoons @alexteeaaa.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
every night I go to sleep and am assailed with apocalyptic visions
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TeaSpoons @alexteeaaa.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
wutanging the unfiltered cigarette just to feel something
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TeaSpoons @alexteeaaa.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
anyways I love you
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TeaSpoons @alexteeaaa.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
the greatest struggle: is this track unique in a cool and good way or just uniquely bad
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TeaSpoons @alexteeaaa.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
leave? I cannot leave. everyone that I love is here.
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 19/02/2025
We live in a post future world. We used to just live in a post-history world. But now there is also a feeling of no future. And the present is being eroded every day. Maybe we can all lose our minds enough to overcome this
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TeaSpoons @alexteeaaa.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
lowkey I don't even like eating shrimp. overrated ngl
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 14/02/2025
i woke up in a bad mood i better look at the object that shows me all of the ongoing nightmares and also today specifically all of the love in the world that other people have
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TeaSpoons @alexteeaaa.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
love like fernet
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TeaSpoons @alexteeaaa.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Certain things just happen that way There's nothing left for you to say
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
personally I think Kendrick should have looked directly into the camera and changed the lyrics of "Not Like Us" into a political treatise explaining his exact position on both separation of powers and the immortal science of dialectical materialism. missed opportunity tbh
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TeaSpoons @alexteeaaa.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
shred it shred it shred it
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TeaSpoons @alexteeaaa.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
its my purpose in life to change this
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TeaSpoons @alexteeaaa.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I wunt 2 explode
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TeaSpoons @alexteeaaa.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
some ppl post a picture of a cute lil sheep to IG and say "just remember when you're being mean to me this is who you'rebeing mean to" meanwhile they have 3 restraining orders against them and 2 felonies. you are not an innocent lamb you are a menace to society.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Most of the world’s brightest minds are hard at work developing new ways for you to get depression from a computer
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TeaSpoons @alexteeaaa.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
crakkkas b naming their kids "emerson"
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 04/02/2025
level of touch starved: trying to goad a cop into tackling me
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TeaSpoons @alexteeaaa.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
instead of brown shirts they're broccoli tops
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TeaSpoons @alexteeaaa.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Acutely Aware of My Mortality
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
i am an abomination seeking like company
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 04/02/2025
any thoughts you have after 10 PM, you want to ignore. those are your night thoughts and they are whispered lies. as for your day thoughts, best to ignore those too
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@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Did you watch the Grammy's? They had Teddy Swims. They literally had Bim Piston. They had Goozler feat. WIIPE. You prob saw María López. Did you catch HOYE? Did you see Bim Piston's bustier? Was it snug? Did Goozler cinch him up tight?
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TeaSpoons @alexteeaaa.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Melt!
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TeaSpoons @alexteeaaa.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Probably gonna get fuckin bedbugs or an STI from sleepin in this $100 LaQuinta
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TeaSpoons @alexteeaaa.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
drove 7hrs to fuckass Hot Springs, AR, arrived at 230am, so that I may pry my passport away from the very source of all passports. If I am unsuccessful, I may indeed crash out in a historic manner.
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TeaSpoons @alexteeaaa.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
plastic flowers 4 yr lover
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TeaSpoons @alexteeaaa.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
every time I think about how I'm not bi enough, I just have to remind myself of the way straight men are. maybe I'm not queer enough for you, but I'm certainly not hetero.
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TeaSpoons @alexteeaaa.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
dying without feeling
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TeaSpoons @alexteeaaa.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Never deprive yourself of the chance to be a spectacular failure
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TeaSpoons @alexteeaaa.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
centrists and liberals love getting mad at me when i tell nazis to kill themselves. just stop putting on the show and go join them, it's so clear where your values lay.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23/01/2025
that's right
“Hearing these stories recently definitely pushed me into putting out a release,” Aaron B said. “It's also sort of an art work, just me unleashing shear unadulterated rage at how things are going. I was just sick and tired of how the internet is evolving into a money extraction panopticon, how the world as a whole is slipping into fascism and oligarchs are calling all the shots - and it's gotten bad enough we can't boycott or vote our way out, we have to start causing real pain to those above for any change to occur.”
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