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Alexis Santos

@alexisjsantos.bsky.social
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Founder of The Bureau escape rooms and, The Underground Game Show, and Secret Hangout. Building immersive and interactive experiences in Orlando, FL. 🌐 makereal.co

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Alexis Santos @alexisjsantos.bsky.social · 9h
Sometimes those 10PM - ??AM sessions provide some good flow states!
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Alexis Santos @alexisjsantos.bsky.social · 9h
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Fozzie Bear's Classic Facepalm
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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Alexis Santos @alexisjsantos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's one way way to show elastic a cargo net is, I guess.
A man stands in a truck bed pushing up against a cargo net because the retailer wanted to show scale, I guess? Who could say!
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Alexis Santos @alexisjsantos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's infuriating. It can't even find something I ordered five days ago.
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Alexis Santos @alexisjsantos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Amazon's search for "Your Orders" was already bad, and somehow it's gotten worse.
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Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 03/10/2026
Please spread the word far & wide: applications to the Litowitz MFA+MA are now open: it's a two-year fully-funded program (ie, you don't pay for it) w/ health benefits & a $47k/year stipend. I'm reading fiction applications. Deadline is 12/1/26 english.northwestern.edu/graduate/adm...
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THE LITOWITZ CREATIVE WRITING GRADUATE PROGRAM: Department of English - Northwestern University
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Alexis Santos @alexisjsantos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's a shame breakdancing isn't coming back for the 2028 Olympics. Pole vaulting? www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHm...
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-Yakety Sax- Music
YouTube video by Caleb Hudnall
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Alexis Santos @alexisjsantos.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A beetle detective probably wasn't what you expected to see today, but my friend Annie *wrote, illustrated, and published* a terrific kids book starring one! It's even got a James Bond nod in the title. 😂 Got kids in need of an adventure? Check it out: www.amazon.com/Detective-B-... #BookSky
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Alexis Santos @alexisjsantos.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy to report that Percy has a home now!
A handsome gray and white cat in his new home, in front of a window.A handsome gray and white cat on the author's lap.A handsome gray and white cat curled up with his eyes closed and tail tucked under his chin.
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Alexis Santos @alexisjsantos.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Look at this guy! Nice and calm inside.
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Alexis Santos @alexisjsantos.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Are you in Orlando or its surrounds? Do you want a furry friend? If so, let me know! Found a very friendly stray who loves scritches and is okay with being picked up! Percy is a good boy. Please help me find him a home!
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Amyville Hoyrror @amyhoy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“core inflation [calculation] excludes food and energy” it’s all just bad vibes tho
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
this is the kind of design costume designers make to tell you who are the bad guys in a space movie
Donald Trump posts an image on his Truth Social account. It shows a new uniform for US Space Force members, comprising of an all-black outfit with knee-high black leather boots, black cap, and minimalist looking suit.
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Alexis Santos @alexisjsantos.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
😬 Is that what you were working on?!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
We've gotta make the Monorail Simpsons episode required viewing for every city councilor in the country. Every single thing he says here is a lie. A Potemkin Village Imaginarium.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Should be a bigger story— “Alexandra Bravo, prosecutor investigating 🇺🇸 strikes on 3 Ecuadorian boats and survivor accounts of torture/kidnapping, shot dead… hitman on a black motorcycle opened fire… Bravo’s sister jumped to protect her, also killed…” www.dropsitenews.com/p/prosecutor...
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Sammy Roth @sammyroth.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Insane new research. Scientists gave asthma patients free electric stoves to replace their gas stoves, then checked to see if symptoms improved. Not only did symptoms improve, ditching gas was *better than medicine.* Details in today's newsletter: www.climatecoloredgoggles.com/p/electric-s...
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Researchers used electric stoves to treat asthma. It worked.
The latest evidence that gas is bad for your health.
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
BREAKING NYT: Federal agents around the country were told in recent days that the FBI would no longer investigate confrontations with immigration agents — cases that sometimes yield evidence that could be used to prosecute DHS agents implicated in violent encounters.
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Federal Agents Were Told FBI Will No Longer Investigate ICE Confrontations
Senior officials deny such a change is in the works, despite guidance shared with agents around the country in recent days.
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Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 15/07/2026
If the head of US intelligence isn't able to say who won the election in 2020, then maybe he shouldn't be head of US intelligence.
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Daniel A. Horwitz @danielahorwitz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Speaking as just one guy who sues the government a lot: This basically does not happen. It is a transparent effort to shut down further inquiry by conceding relief. What they are seeking to cover up must be unspeakably bad.
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Noah J. Nelson, Spooky Cat Enthusiast 🎃 @noahjnelson.com · 03/07/2026
One reason they fight so hard against him is they know if they don’t the Overton Window will shift and snap shut, leaving them like Wile E. Coyote after he’s run off a cliff.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This country was one person's vote away this morning from putting any birthright citizen in danger of being deported tomorrow. We are so much closer to the abyss than we think. Man oh man.
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Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 30/06/2026
The dissents on the birthright case are chilling, insane, and disqualifying.
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Alexis Santos @alexisjsantos.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Feliz cumple!
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Alexis Santos @alexisjsantos.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Today’s mission at work? Make a monkey tail for a new challenge in one of our game show experiences. Process: Cut a tail shape from EPS foam, bend a steel rod to match, carve a matching channel on the side of the tail, place the rod inside, tape it all up, then sew a sleeve of fabric over it.
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Alexis Santos @alexisjsantos.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Pod damn it.
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Last Week Tonight with John Oliver @lastweektonight.com · 08/06/2026
Here’s last night’s story about New College of Florida, the small liberal arts school that has been taken over by Governor Ron DeSantis. Plus, some quick standup tips for the school’s administrators! We’re helping the only way we know how. youtu.be/jFMc07F1UUU
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Alexis Santos @alexisjsantos.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
New College bred builders and organizers of communities, ideas, and companies. This was one of the truly special aspects of New College. THIS is what that should have received investment, both now and decades ago.
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Alexis Santos @alexisjsantos.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
These skills are difficult to teach with the on-rails education at other schools. At most, maybe they'll give students an internship where they get a job somewhere and work in somebody else's pre-existing framework.
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Alexis Santos @alexisjsantos.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Students built software, produced shows, conducted scientific research, started non-profits, built businesses and more! We learned how to ask the right questions, develop our skills, recruit the right people to the cause, and make something happen.
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Alexis Santos @alexisjsantos.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Even with these limitations, these efforts gave me more depth and breadth in my education than I would have had at any other college. What's crazy is that this self-directed learning in a liberal arts school breeds a kind of enterprising/entrepreneurial nature!
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Alexis Santos @alexisjsantos.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
All those independent research projects? We undertook them with no financial backing besides what some of us were able to raise from student government or sparse scholarships.
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Alexis Santos @alexisjsantos.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
The school struggled to get adequate funding for decades, and now that it's finally got a decent budget it's being squandered. We could have done so much with it!
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Alexis Santos @alexisjsantos.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Many thanks to @lastweektonight.com for covering what's happened to my alma mater, New College of Florida. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFMc... I graduated from New College back in 2012, and it's been maddening to see this happen. Some thoughts in this thread...
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New College of Florida: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
YouTube video by LastWeekTonight
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Aaron Hillegass @hillegass.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
If you watch tonight's "Last Week Tonight" with John Oliver (and you should!), you will see a close-up of me around minute 20. I'm with the rest of the New College faculty as Chris Rufo weaves a tapestry of lies and exaggerations for us.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Molly Jong-Fast: Remember when we were told women were too emotional to be president
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Alexis Santos @alexisjsantos.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Thanks for sharing! Hadn't seen this. Love the BioShock and Dishonored vibes. Excited for it!
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eric stirpē @stirpicus.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
4 years ago in the Telltale Games Alumni FB group, Michael Parsons was asking if anyone had advice for helping his 15 year old son Kane achieve his dreams of being a filmmaker. Turned out alright.
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 29/05/2026
“There was a man who has Stage 3 lung cancer, not getting medical treatment. He wants to leave, go back home, spend his final months...with his family. But they just won’t let him go.”
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Andy Kim: Nothing's improved since Minnesota—except private prison profits
We spoke to the senator pepper-sprayed outside ICE's Delaney Hall detention center.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 12/05/2026
When we took office, NYC had a $12B deficit. Today it’s zero. And we didn’t close that gap on the backs of working people. We closed it while funding parks, libraries, safer streets, & public housing. Call it Pothole Politics or Democratic Socialism: We are government that delivers for the people.
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Sen. Adam Schiff @schiff.senate.gov · 10/05/2026
With summer vacations looming and monthly budgets straining, Republicans in Congress just unveiled their latest budget. Their grand plan? $70 billion for ICE and Border Patrol $1 billion for Trump's gold-plated ballroom And $0 for your bottom line. I wish I was kidding.
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Juliana Stratton @julianastratton.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
So Texas, Florida, Missouri, North Carolina, and Tennessee can redraw districts without a referendum and that stands, but when Virginia lets voters decide directly at the ballot box, it gets overturned?
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apoyo89.bsky.social @apoyo89.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
i genuinely do not understand how average folks are supposed to seek justice if at the end of it all is an injustice amount of fees. absolutely fkin enraging. help if you can.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/05/2026
funniest thing i’ve ever seen
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Alexis Santos @alexisjsantos.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
At the exotic pet vet. I am very curious about all the animals in containers with no windows or holes to peek through. Doubly so when they are rustling about in there. What kind of creature have you brought to this establishment?! Inquiring minds would like to know!
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I predicted for months that taxpayers were going to end up paying for the ballroom. That’s because Trump had “pledges” from people to contribute money to pay for it, not checks. Now Republicans have the excuse they need to make us pay for it. “Customs duties” is bs. bsky.app/profile/acyn...
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
They think you're stupid.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
i feel bad for our country but this is tremendous content
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