rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I put together a really solid pitch for the quietus once but I talked myself out of it because imposter syndrome and now I feel like that was silly 100
Reposted by rich uncle skeletonDan Sohege @danielsohege.bsky.social · 05/10/2026When did it become so normalised to describe often far right thugs attacking people as "scuffles" but make out anyone just trying to seek safety is a threat to national security? 15312124
rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I can’t help but feel that the public’s addiction to crisis thanks to media plus a nice healthy dose of russophobia is fuelling this panic. You’ve got more to fear from private equity and AI than the plague. 030
rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I see people losing their shit about pneumonic plague, a disease that has been present in the human population for about 5500 years. The WHO recorded 4000 cases of plague between 2019-2025. Ironically the first case that was ever found was in Siberia. It’s also entirely treatable if caught quickly. 150
rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026No.4: another stone cold banger boxd.it/gDfKvXboxd.itA ★★★★½ review of Let the Right One In (2008)I really hope when I inevitably become a vampire that I have a familiar who is significantly less inept 000
rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“You have watched Halloween 3: Season of the Witch every year. Aren’t you sick of seeing Halloween 3: Season of the Witch every year?” Does a child tire of laughter? Do you get bored of feeling joy? Is the pope getting sick of big hats? 000
rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026No 2021 but 2020 also an excellent innings 100
rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Didn’t do 2023 on account of being in Japan for most of October which seems reasonable. 2022 however pretty good innings 100
rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Going back over my spooky season lists of the past few years and I’ve really not been doing adequate numbers 😞 boxd.it/PhasIboxd.itSpooky Season 2025A list of 16 films compiled on Letterboxd, including The Damned (1962), Weapons (2025), The Return of the Living Dead (1985), Ghost Ship (2002) and Fascination (1979). 200
rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026He’s so much less hammy and more scary than Anthony Hopkins, I think the non-cartoon supervillain take is way more effective 020
rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026No.3: an interesting and pertinent social commentary wrapped up in a slightly silly but very watchable film boxd.it/gCgfVXboxd.itA ★★★½ review of Obsession (2025)When the sentient jumper man phones up that number and the Wishmaster answers, what’s going on with all that screaming? Actually I don’t want know, please don’t make an expanded universe based on that... 110
rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026No. 2: a banger boxd.it/gA1Gsvboxd.itA ★★★★★ review of Manhunter (1986)4K director’s cut at PCC Probably my personal favourite Mann alongside Thief (which is an opinion I imagine isn’t shared) and the 4K director’s cut is glorious. An absolute banger of a movie from star... 230
rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Spooky season 2026 watching! 👻🎃🐦⬛🕸️🦇💀 Started 2 days early but saying it counts boxd.it/gyo7IVboxd.itA ★★½ review of The Pit and the Pendulum (1961)Some neat stylistic bits, particularly all the colour blocking and psychedelic flourishes here and there, but it’s just no Masque of the Red Death is it 120
rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I wanted to do this but I’m already a day behind 110
Reposted by rich uncle skeleton~daniel_barker~ @daniel-barker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I don't need to hear Sam Matterface say the word sumptuous. 012
rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Bukayo Saka, my beautiful boy, I love you 000
rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Normans are canonically Tory, the only difference is they had to get skilled weavers do the work because they didn’t have access to AI 000
rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Kind of speaks volumes about how UAE think countries are run doesn’t it 120
rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If the government wants to tell the premier league what to do, then I can think of a few other companies they should look at exerting similar influence over 140
rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Do they think the government is in charge of the premier league 240
rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Nothing quite says “innocent” like blackmailing a country to get away with systemic cheating 311229
rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Why my brain instantly thought “Jason Donovan” I’ll never know 000
rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Be the female boss you want to see in the world 000
rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 02/10/2026There’s just no way they’ll sell enough is there, not even with allure of the female boss 110
Reposted by rich uncle skeletonKevin Moorebidity @kevinwmoore.bsky.social · 29/09/2026From this day on 2012: probably the most popular thing I’ve ever drawn. 111799488
rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 01/10/2026We love the lime bikes don’t we folks… electric bicycles very good, ridden by very fine people… I’m actually the first president to use a lime bike, sleepy joe would fall off 021
Reposted by rich uncle skeletonCourtney Love Lies Bleeding 🫦 @hexadecibelle.fyi · 01/10/2024October 1st, spooky season is officially open, and... what is this, a crossover episode? 17614
Reposted by rich uncle skeletonJack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Imagine getting conquested by Norman. 47138
Reposted by rich uncle skeletonMichaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026not sure why I made this but now you have to see it 10895353636
rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Oh actually is it the fact Iran were like no we didn’t do this half arsed tomfoolery of a fake terrorist incident, that would be embarrassing? 040
rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Which part is it that makes you think that Andy? Is it the lack of explosives, an undisclosed amount of petrol, or the fact that one of the suspects called the police before they were spotted by witnesses? Which of these occurrences most screams “Iran”? 2100
rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Now I’m falling asleep and I think I have crabs 0100