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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I put together a really solid pitch for the quietus once but I talked myself out of it because imposter syndrome and now I feel like that was silly
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeh this is mortifying, what the hell
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Dan Sohege @danielsohege.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When did it become so normalised to describe often far right thugs attacking people as "scuffles" but make out anyone just trying to seek safety is a threat to national security?
The Guardian

Anti-migrant protesters scuffle with police in Gosport after Channel rescue

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Protesters scuffle with police as migrants brought ashore on south coast

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Protesters Scuffle With Police as Migrants Brought Ashore

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The i Paper

Three arrested at Portsmouth anti-migrant protest as scuffles break out

3 weeks ago
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can’t help but feel that the public’s addiction to crisis thanks to media plus a nice healthy dose of russophobia is fuelling this panic. You’ve got more to fear from private equity and AI than the plague.
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Justice for kung fu
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I see people losing their shit about pneumonic plague, a disease that has been present in the human population for about 5500 years. The WHO recorded 4000 cases of plague between 2019-2025. Ironically the first case that was ever found was in Siberia. It’s also entirely treatable if caught quickly.
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No.4: another stone cold banger boxd.it/gDfKvX
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A ★★★★½ review of Let the Right One In (2008)
I really hope when I inevitably become a vampire that I have a familiar who is significantly less inept
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Owned
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Best time of the year
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I mean who doesn’t
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pretty good actually, sadly
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is this from the Tory one??
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“You have watched Halloween 3: Season of the Witch every year. Aren’t you sick of seeing Halloween 3: Season of the Witch every year?” Does a child tire of laughter? Do you get bored of feeling joy? Is the pope getting sick of big hats?
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No 2021 but 2020 also an excellent innings
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Didn’t do 2023 on account of being in Japan for most of October which seems reasonable. 2022 however pretty good innings
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
2024 wasn’t a great year either
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Going back over my spooky season lists of the past few years and I’ve really not been doing adequate numbers 😞 boxd.it/PhasI
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Spooky Season 2025
A list of 16 films compiled on Letterboxd, including The Damned (1962), Weapons (2025), The Return of the Living Dead (1985), Ghost Ship (2002) and Fascination (1979).
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He’s so much less hammy and more scary than Anthony Hopkins, I think the non-cartoon supervillain take is way more effective
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No.3: an interesting and pertinent social commentary wrapped up in a slightly silly but very watchable film boxd.it/gCgfVX
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A ★★★½ review of Obsession (2025)
When the sentient jumper man phones up that number and the Wishmaster answers, what’s going on with all that screaming? Actually I don’t want know, please don’t make an expanded universe based on that...
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No. 2: a banger boxd.it/gA1Gsv
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A ★★★★★ review of Manhunter (1986)
4K director’s cut at PCC Probably my personal favourite Mann alongside Thief (which is an opinion I imagine isn’t shared) and the 4K director’s cut is glorious. An absolute banger of a movie from star...
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Spooky season 2026 watching! 👻🎃🐦‍⬛🕸️🦇💀 Started 2 days early but saying it counts boxd.it/gyo7IV
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A ★★½ review of The Pit and the Pendulum (1961)
Some neat stylistic bits, particularly all the colour blocking and psychedelic flourishes here and there, but it’s just no Masque of the Red Death is it
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
But you’ve inspired me to post mine
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I wanted to do this but I’m already a day behind
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well
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~daniel_barker~ @daniel-barker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don't need to hear Sam Matterface say the word sumptuous.
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bukayo Saka, my beautiful boy, I love you
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Chip E Tea
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Normans are canonically Tory, the only difference is they had to get skilled weavers do the work because they didn’t have access to AI
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kind of speaks volumes about how UAE think countries are run doesn’t it
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If the government wants to tell the premier league what to do, then I can think of a few other companies they should look at exerting similar influence over
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Do they think the government is in charge of the premier league
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nothing quite says “innocent” like blackmailing a country to get away with systemic cheating
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Félicitations!
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why my brain instantly thought “Jason Donovan” I’ll never know
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Be the female boss you want to see in the world
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thank god, they’ve been through enough
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There’s just no way they’ll sell enough is there, not even with allure of the female boss
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Huge news for someone, I’m sure
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh hell yeah
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Kevin Moorebidity @kevinwmoore.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
From this day on 2012: probably the most popular thing I’ve ever drawn.
TinTin discovers Edward Said.
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We love the lime bikes don’t we folks… electric bicycles very good, ridden by very fine people… I’m actually the first president to use a lime bike, sleepy joe would fall off
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
im baby
A blue supermarket sign 

BABY NEEDS
BEERS & WINES
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Courtney Love Lies Bleeding 🫦 @hexadecibelle.fyi · 01/10/2024
October 1st, spooky season is officially open, and... what is this, a crossover episode?
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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Imagine getting conquested by Norman.
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh actually is it the fact Iran were like no we didn’t do this half arsed tomfoolery of a fake terrorist incident, that would be embarrassing?
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Which part is it that makes you think that Andy? Is it the lack of explosives, an undisclosed amount of petrol, or the fact that one of the suspects called the police before they were spotted by witnesses? Which of these occurrences most screams “Iran”?
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Now I’m falling asleep and I think I have crabs
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