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rich uncle skeleton

@alexeptable.bsky.social
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No 2021 but 2020 also an excellent innings
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Didn’t do 2023 on account of being in Japan for most of October which seems reasonable. 2022 however pretty good innings
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
2024 wasn’t a great year either
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Huge news for someone, I’m sure
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What’s going on here then
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do you ever get the feeling that god might not be that pleased with some people
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Is it a day of the week? Must be high time for Tony Blair and his malevolent think tank to come out and have an opinion on how to make people’s lives worse
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
No no no no no no no no NO!
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
🌚
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Uhhu is that right
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Just made me think of this
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Even he couldn’t fix it
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Fully convinced Julie Burchill wakes up every morning and brews herself a hot fresh cup of bile
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
“Oh but isn’t it illiberal????”
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Probably should’ve thought of that before you engaged in a smear campaign to further your own sad little career, shouldn’t you
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This was my “seat” for more than 3 hours. In the middle of the full on heatwave last month on a train from London to Durham (also an almost £200 journey) the train was so full to bursting that the air conditioning stopped working. Privatisation was the worst thing to ever happen to this country.
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
#SPAARG
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Christ Healing A Leper, Rembrandt, 1650-55
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Lamentation (The Mourning of Christ), Giotto di Bondone, 1306
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Ok which of you fucking muppets had this idea
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
“Peter what did the German manager say… in German?”
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
GERPAR
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Reject Embrace modernity tradition
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Are you keeping cool, citizen?
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Well good luck, take this
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Fellas what’s stopping you looking like this
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Lopetegui after seeing Kone’s leg, the fact he’s down to 9 men and Canada score again
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Fantastic bit if you were in charge of literally nothing at all important
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
“Now let’s go to Thomas Tuchel”
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Hell yeh I love FIFA officials
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
No idea who tweeted this but I found it in my screenshots and am weeping
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
*extremely abba voice* Tryyyyy once more Like you did before Sing a new song
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Maybe ask your mates in the 1DF who’ve killed most of them, you daft prick
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