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Alex B

@alexbuchanan.bsky.social
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I’m not actually a dog but his photos are much cuter. Occasionally I write stuff.

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Alex B @alexbuchanan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A cartoon. On the left side a huge army. On the right a grey stone castle, with no people on the walls, with a sign next to it saying ‘Castle Greyrock’. The leader of the army has a speech bubble above them which says ‘If you do not surrender we will burn your farmlands, tear down your walls and put you all to the sword.’ From the middle of the castle rises a speech bubble that says ‘ok’
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Alex B @alexbuchanan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
It really feels like Skynet is going to happen primarily due to one AI company being worried another AI company is going to cause Skynet to happen first.
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Alex B @alexbuchanan.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Maybe we should have used this group of players earlier…
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Alex B @alexbuchanan.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
“I am very disappointed in Starmer” *opens door, sees Wes Streeting* “However…”
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Helen Day @lbflyawayhome.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
observation test for your inner 8-year-old. Can you spot the 6 creatures hidden in the picture? From Treasure magazine, 1965 Official answers coming soon (Even if you don’t reply, could you please ‘like’ or share this one?)
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Alex B @alexbuchanan.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Recall, Eclipse of the heart, Shelly, Use for soup if can’t learn ninja stuff.
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MJ Mackenzie @redheadmuppet.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I grabbed this painting from a film set sale a while back with the intention of upcycling it into something else, but then today I found a tin of googly eyes and thought, why not?
Painting of George Washington on a horse in battle. I’ve put googly eyes on him and all the soldiers in the painting. Painting of George Washington on a horse in battle. I’ve put googly eyes on him and all the soldiers in the painting. Painting of George Washington on a horse in battle. I’ve put googly eyes on him and all the soldiers in the painting.
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Alex B @alexbuchanan.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
*unless you live in Scotland.
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
For the first time in decades, consensus broke at the UN Commission on the Status of Women. The United States cast the lone “no” vote on a document aimed at improving justice systems for women and girls worldwide. Misogyny is the official policy of the US under Trump.
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Only US Votes Against Women’s Rights Document At UN Commission - Health Policy Watch
President of the UN General Assembly Annalena Baerbock told the opening of CSW that the backlash against women's rights "feels as though we are forced to
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DrSinBin @drsinbin.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.
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Alex B @alexbuchanan.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
One fascinating thing about AI is how there are already so many experts available to teach you how to use it through a paid for eight session course.
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Alex B @alexbuchanan.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Melania’s “Not connected to Epstein” press conference has a lot of people asking questions already answered by her press conference.
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Alex B @alexbuchanan.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
It’s going to get full very quickly
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Separate dog waste and litter bins to be phased out
10 hours ago - Separate bins for dog waste and litter will be phased out and replaced with a single bin across Bournemouth, Christchurch and Poole (BCP).
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Ewan Gibbs @ewangibbs.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
The concept of the British middle class is conveniently elastic. On the one hand, it’s used to refer to anyone with a white collar job and a mortgage, on the other it’s defined as families with nannies and kids at private school who can somehow be presented as the national norm.
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Alex B @alexbuchanan.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Police about to have a break this case wide open.
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Alex B @alexbuchanan.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
As is often the case with the Emperor’s new clothes, it is not easy to know where the truth lies.
As is often the case with the president assertions, it is not easy to know where the truth lies.
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Alex B @alexbuchanan.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Found something in my fridge that’s either eight months out of date or won’t go off for four months. Which do we recon it is?
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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Just Fancy That! Sam Altman on ads in ChatGPT. From the new Private Eye, out now.
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Alex B @alexbuchanan.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Do we think that Prince William will sit his kids down and tell them Uncle Andrew has gone to live on a farm?
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Just guessing here, but I suspect the White House is pushing so hard for wars of conquest on multiple fronts because they see their support collapsing ahead of the midterms and worry they won't get another shot. An example of how tyrants become more dangerous as they get weaker, not less.
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Alex B @alexbuchanan.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Ok film and TV buffs - where is this still from?
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Rob Manuel @robmanuel.b3ta.com · 31/12/2025
I did hope that @fesshole.bsky.social would be 100k followers for the new year, but Christmas miracles didn't happen and it's only 99.9k
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sanddancer83.bsky.social @sanddancer83.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Kings of Leon did predict this tbf 😬
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Alex B @alexbuchanan.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Chris Tarrant once said ‘excuse me’ to me as I was in a queue he wanted to get to the other side of.
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Alex B @alexbuchanan.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Apparently they’ve reversed Pinocchio’s nose. Huge if true.
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Rich Neville @richneville.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
South Park alumnus Toby Morton saw the rename on the cards months ago and bought the trumpkennedycenter domain (com and org). www.trumpkennedycenter.org
trumpkennedycenter.org
HOME | Trump Kennedy Center
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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Alex B @alexbuchanan.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Watching early Wallace right after modern Wallace gives real uncanny valley vibes.
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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
#sgtpepper2025
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 09/12/2025
Absolutely amazing chart from @peterkellner.bsky.social's piece in @thenewworldmag.bsky.social today: www.thenewworld.co.uk/peter-kellne...
A flow chart shows 17.4 million leave voters in 2016, vs 16.1m remain. In 2025, 5 million of those people have died, and 3 million new voters have come of age.

The result (plus some people changing their mind) is 19.8 million voters now back rejoin, versus just 11.7 million wanting to stay out.
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Alex B @alexbuchanan.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Contrary to popular belief sea serpents are not natural predators of ponies, so the two often coexist peacefully.
A horse in a field next to a large fibreglass sea serpent.
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Alex B @alexbuchanan.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
In the future you will be able to upload your consciousness into a machine. However that machine will then have to do manual work for billionaires.
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Alex B @alexbuchanan.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Normalise spilling the sugar while making tea so it ends up round the rim of your mug, then pretending it’s the daytime equivalent of salt round a margarita glass.
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Harry Wallop @harrywallop.co.uk · 02/12/2025
Great culture can save lives. Literally. Amazing letter in today’s @thetimes.com about Tom Stoppard
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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
The theft was noticed when the lorry arrived with less cargo
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Miami DSA @miamidsa.org · 26/11/2025
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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Alyssa Harad @alyssaharad.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
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The Mary Rose Museum @maryrosemuseum.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Looking for a fully-funded three year PhD, starting in April 2026? The University of Portsmouth and The Mary Rose Trust are looking for PHD students to undertake correlative multimodal materials analysis of the Mary Rose hull! #PHDOpportunities Interested? - maryrose.org/about-the-tr...
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Jobs and volunteering - Mary Rose
Jobs, academic placements and volunteering opportunities at the Mary Rose Trust.
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Alex B @alexbuchanan.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I know they are all evil, planet destroyers etc but I quite like that Amazon’s AI Rufus has been designed purely to sell you stuff and does not give a shit about trying to flatter you or keep the conversation going like chat gpt does.
I asked the Amazon ai stupid stuff and its replies were quite deadpan.
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Alex B @alexbuchanan.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Do what now?
A cheese grater, the French translation of which is a bit worrying. Google it I’m not typing it out.
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 12/11/2025
Judge for yourself: did the dossier accusing the BBC of doctoring a Trump quote…doctor a Trump quote?
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Alex B @alexbuchanan.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Perhaps if they hadn’t dumped theirs in the harbour in the first place this wouldn’t be an issue.
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Jennifer Laughran @literaticat.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Authors, Beware! There's a firm called "ClaimsHero" doing aggressive social media outreach claiming to "help" you file to get $ in the Anthropic class action. In fact, it's a bait-and-switch, they are luring authors to sign up with them, then OPTING THEM OUT of the class action so they'll get zilch.
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Alex B @alexbuchanan.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Zoltar for leaving Susan with the nagging feeling she’s technically groomed a kid.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
My mum just said to me "You should be hung like a horse". When I challenged her over saying such a thing, it transpires she thought it was a punishment horses got. Turns out she's been incorrectly using the phrase since the 90s in various settings
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Screenshot of Reductress post. Jake tapper sitting next to Hakeem Jeffries 

Text reads: Establishment Democrats Just Not Sure if Mamdani Went About Decisive, Crushing Victory the Right Way

@reductress
Reductress*
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Sam @sunlightafterdark.com · 30/10/2025
I challenge you to open this in your browser and not be impressed and sucked in messenger.abeto.co
messenger.abeto.co
Messenger
It's a small planet, but someone's gotta make the deliveries.
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Alex B @alexbuchanan.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
It’s really annoying to think that in a few years time we’re going to have so many ‘How Sam Altman fooled the world’ and ‘the crash no one saw coming’ documentaries when there are so many people pointing out the circular financing and impossible growth requirements. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Nvidia becomes world's first $5tn company
The US chip-maker has rapidly climbed from a niche graphics-chip manufacturer to an AI titan.
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Charles&Herb @magichatgrok.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
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The Terry Pratchett Estate @terrypratchett.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Are you a UK or Ireland-based designer looking to get started in the industry? Penguin UK has launched its cover design awards and this year, the focus is fantasy – and one of the two titles is Terry Pratchett's Night Watch. More details: terrypratchett.com/news/calling...
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Calling all designers! Create your own version of a classic Discworld cover... | Terry Pratchett
Penguin UK has launched its annual cover design award contest where all UK and Ireland-based designers can submit their own designs for two classic Penguin titles. This year’s focus is fantasy and the...
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