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Alese Watson-Johnson

@alesewj.bsky.social
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Director of The Folding Chairs Sketch Comedy, PROfessional HEROic WASHing Machine, and an unapologetic chocoholic. Anyone who says you spend too much time in the garden can just grow away.

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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Next show is just around the corner, and if I don’t get started on the giant egg costume this week, we’re cooked!
Poster with yellow text, “We’re Not All Here” with characters in straight jackets against a red background. 
On the right: QR code, September 4-6, The Core Theatre
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Heartbreaking. Irresponsible.
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
It’s our third day of being snowed in, the novelty has worn off, and now everyone in Dallas just wants to get out of the house and go get a margarita. We are patio people.
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
This also applies to yesterday and tomorrow.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Warning: Reports indicate immigration checkpoints along major interstates in Oklahoma, with Interstate 40 most impacted.
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
This needs to be put on billboards!
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
There are people who aren’t baking a mountain of cornbread tonight, and I am worried about their dressing y’all.
Four pans of cornbread
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Remember, as a kid, how excited you’d get when the Toys R Us catalog arrived in the mail? Same feeling here. 🌱
Seed Savers Exchange catalog, with pink, purple, red, and orange zinnias on the cover.
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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted. If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
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Adam Gurri @adamgurri.liberalcurrents.com · 12/11/2025
TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence! Real conspiracies: To: conspirator From: famous person Attachment: evidence.png
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Took a break from making worm costumes to participate in democracy! Use it or lose it!
Hand holding a sticker that reads, “I voted” with a Dallas skyline and a longhorn skull.
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
While most people are packing away their costumes, I’m finishing up a couple worms just in time for tech week. If you’re in the D/FW area, love dirty jokes, and hate cancer, come see what the worms and the rest of @thefoldingchairs.bsky.social doing next weekend at The Core Theatre in Richardson!
Pink and red striped fabric, draped over the back of a brown leather couch. Dog chew toy and Xbox controller on the couch seat.
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Replacing RING today. Companies that support ICE don’t get my money.
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
And a new sketch from @thefoldingchairs.bsky.social! We’re not saying that this is the origin story of the game, but we’re not not saying that either. youtu.be/Eo_CZvTKVlU
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Gather The Magicking
YouTube video by Folding Chairs Comedy Troupe
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Getting garlic in the ground today in zone 8b! This variety is a personal fave for its intense flavor. 🌱
Hand holding a large clove of garlic and a plant label. The label reads, “Keene Garlic, Lorz Italian, Softneck-Artichoke”
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
This is the way, y’all.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Shout out to the top 5 kings in the world, Martin Luther, Larry, Don, Stephen and Americans don't have a motherfuckin'.
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Morning glory doing its glorious thing in true blue. 💙🌱
Morning glory in bloom, with three showy blue flowers.
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
November is on the way, which means one thing in my world- our annual F☠️ck Cancer Benefit show!
Show title- “Let’s Get Cancelled” with the “a” crossed out.
Show dates- November 7-9th
Show description- An evening of sketch comedy to benefit F*ck Cancer
Pictures of troupe members in costume.
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Checked my horoscope. It just said “Nope.”
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.
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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
I’m gonna start a cooking show where I make recipes I’ve never tried. I’m gonna call it 30 Minutes My Ass.
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Sometimes you can avoid the problem, and sometimes the problem avoids you! #sketchcomedy
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Premature Rejection
YouTube video by Folding Chairs Comedy Troupe
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CatDaMaMa @catdamama.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Texas voters, Texas removed 100k voters from the voter rolls. Please spread the word and check your registration and re-register if necessary. thehill.com/homenews/484...
thehill.com
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
If I had harvested a day or two earlier, I wouldn’t have had to cut it out from between the bars. Yes- it’s a depressing analogy about how our nation had a chance to choose an intelligent woman instead of a racist dictator. But here we are; you, me, the cucumber, and the country. 🌱#zone8b
A cucumber that has grown between the bars of a metal fence. Various plants in the background.
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Katelyn Barr @katelynbarrva.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
There’s been an update to Mike’s GoFundMe. Please read, share, and/or donate if you can. ❤️ gofund.me/4004726d
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Donate to Support Mike McFarland's Road to Recovery, organized by Brandon McInnis
As some of you may know, earlier this week Mike McFarland, the English voice… Brandon McInnis needs your support for Support Mike McFarland's Road to Recovery
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
When I was a kid, I wanted to be a fashion designer. While this is less haute couture and more haute dog, I’m still really happy with how they came out! @thefoldingchairs.bsky.social
From left to right, Jake Geary, Eric Vale, Koby Chapin, and Matthew Holmes, all wearing hot dog costumes.
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
I hope there’s a Swedish couple out there who want to adopt me!
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
My free time consists of-
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🌭Being a comedy troupe means we make some crazy costumes. Enjoy bts of the costume design for our show opening FRIDAY!! #comedy #bts #costumedesign #hotdog | Folding Chairs Comedy Troupe
🌭Being a comedy troupe means we make some crazy costumes. Enjoy bts of the costume design for our show opening FRIDAY!! #comedy #bts #costumedesign #hotdog.
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
If you didn’t know already, @ericvale.bsky.social is a very funny man, and will be funny on stage this weekend at The Core Theatre in Richardson, TX! #EricVale #OnePiece #DBZ #MyHero
Top- Eric Vale, yes that one (orange block letters)
Middle- show title- What A Weiner-ful World! (blue)
Lower- an evening of sketch comedy, August 15 & 16 at 8pm, August 17 at 3pm, Folding Chairs logo (white)
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Folding Chairs Sketch Comedy @thefoldingchairs.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
We should be rehearsing for our live show next week, but instead we’re making yall more content because we love making yall laugh. So laugh. A lot. #comedy #sketchy #lol #gordonramsay
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
It’s me! I’ve learned how to make a hot dog costume! And most of my lines! Show runs August 15th-17th!
Alese Watson-Johnson in orange block letters.
Picture of Alese and show title “What a Weiner-ful World” in blue.
Description- “an evening of sketch comedy” and show dates- August 15 & 16 at 8, August 17 at 3, and Folding Chairs Sketch Comedy logo in white.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
CARTOON OF THE DAY 🇺🇸
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Folding Chairs Sketch Comedy @thefoldingchairs.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Settle a debate for us. Is this Folding Chairs: Mom and Dad OR Mommy and Daddy 👀 (Either way get tickets to see them live in August!) #ericvale #sketchcomedy #lol #sketchy #dallasevents #dallascomedy
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
🎤 LIVE COMEDY SHOW ALERT 🕺 Sketches. 🎭 Characters. 🌭 Existential Hot Dogs. You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll say, “Why am I emotionally invested in a sentient bratwurst?” And honestly, same. Tickets: www.onthestage.tickets/show/the-cor... #comedy #dallasfunny #sketchcomedy #dallasevents
Title- “What a Weiner-ful World” above pictures of Eric Vale, Bryan Madden, Jake Geary, Matt Holmes, and Koby Chapin, with pictures of Cheyanne Hanes (left) and Alese Watson-Johnson (right) of the title.
Tickets at thecoretheatre.org
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Folding Chairs Sketch Comedy @thefoldingchairs.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Time to shoot some video auditions with Folding Chairs #comedy #auditions #sketchcomedy
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
This is my Monday energy. #sketchcomedy
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
A star is born!
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Of course we have BBQ comedy. It’d be weird if we didn’t.
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Milk Burger @milkpork.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Make no mistake: Alligator Alcatraz IS a concentration camp, and they absolutely ARE planning genocide and ‘ethnic cleansing.’ As a white person, i don’t know what I can do to help, but if all I have is my voice, I will make sure it’s heard.
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Folding Chairs Sketch Comedy @thefoldingchairs.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
We were gonna parcel these out like cookies on a diet, but why wait when we have content this funny? MORE SHORT FORM VIDEO CONTENT COMING AT YOU! (And we’ve got more coming soon) #comedy #sketch #ryangosling
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
(Whisper screaming) It’s here!
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Folding Chairs Sketch Comedy @thefoldingchairs.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
We have an announcement!! Get ready for shorts! No, not gym shorts… but short form content. We are so excited to bring you quick laughs while you wait for our long form content on our website and YouTube Channel. Follow us on our social media to get access to these exclusive sketches!
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
This is who runs this account.
media.tenor.com
a woman in a pink chef 's hat is eating a strawberry
Alt: Lucille Ball, working the production line at the chocolate factory, shoving truffles into her shirt.
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
This is the casino level of my bug hotel. When it rains, this cool fungus pops up. 🌱 #Zone8b
Pecan branch with a hole made by a bird, and a wavy brown fungus growing on it.
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Threw away my Palin/Voldemort 2012 t-shirt today. I was always nervous that someone might not read carefully and would think I legit voted for Palin when wearing it.
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Covered the old greenhouse frame in netting, hoping that the loofah and squash will shade the tomatoes from the worst of the Texas heat. 🌱 #Zone8b
Greenhouse frame with netting. Squash and loofah plants climbing the netting. Tomato and basil plants in pots on the ground.
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Pickles coming soon!
6 Parisian Pickling cucumbers and 4 green beans
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
First time growing petunias from seed, and they did not disappoint! This is superbissima giant rose, sewn indoors Feb. 19. 🌱🌵
Large, pink, frilly petunia bloom, with a dark pinkish purplish center.
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Folding Chairs Sketch Comedy @thefoldingchairs.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
This could be you. Instead of doom scrolling, enjoy some of our free hilarious YouTube sketches. #sketchy #sketchcomedy #lol #stream #youtube
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