Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Next show is just around the corner, and if I don’t get started on the giant egg costume this week, we’re cooked! 011
Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 26/01/2026It’s our third day of being snowed in, the novelty has worn off, and now everyone in Dallas just wants to get out of the house and go get a margarita. We are patio people. 191
Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 21/01/2026This also applies to yesterday and tomorrow. 030
Reposted by Alese Watson-JohnsonAlt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Warning: Reports indicate immigration checkpoints along major interstates in Oklahoma, with Interstate 40 most impacted. 13629861528
Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 24/11/2025There are people who aren’t baking a mountain of cornbread tonight, and I am worried about their dressing y’all. 181
Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Remember, as a kid, how excited you’d get when the Toys R Us catalog arrived in the mail? Same feeling here. 🌱 3572
Reposted by Alese Watson-JohnsonChris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 20/11/2025The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted. If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side. 1001202708356
Reposted by Alese Watson-JohnsonAdam Gurri @adamgurri.liberalcurrents.com · 12/11/2025TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence! Real conspiracies: To: conspirator From: famous person Attachment: evidence.png 6081162093
Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Took a break from making worm costumes to participate in democracy! Use it or lose it! 050
Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 02/11/2025While most people are packing away their costumes, I’m finishing up a couple worms just in time for tech week. If you’re in the D/FW area, love dirty jokes, and hate cancer, come see what the worms and the rest of @thefoldingchairs.bsky.social doing next weekend at The Core Theatre in Richardson! 150
Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Replacing RING today. Companies that support ICE don’t get my money. 010
Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 24/10/2025And a new sketch from @thefoldingchairs.bsky.social! We’re not saying that this is the origin story of the game, but we’re not not saying that either. youtu.be/Eo_CZvTKVlUyoutu.beGather The MagickingYouTube video by Folding Chairs Comedy Troupe 030
Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 24/10/2025Getting garlic in the ground today in zone 8b! This variety is a personal fave for its intense flavor. 🌱 1132
Reposted by Alese Watson-JohnsonGeorge Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Shout out to the top 5 kings in the world, Martin Luther, Larry, Don, Stephen and Americans don't have a motherfuckin'. 774163855
Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Morning glory doing its glorious thing in true blue. 💙🌱 622821
Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 07/10/2025November is on the way, which means one thing in my world- our annual F☠️ck Cancer Benefit show! 131
Reposted by Alese Watson-JohnsonGeorge Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 24/09/2025What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared. 205186474194
Reposted by Alese Watson-JohnsonMary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 21/09/2025I’m gonna start a cooking show where I make recipes I’ve never tried. I’m gonna call it 30 Minutes My Ass. 24681119
Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Sometimes you can avoid the problem, and sometimes the problem avoids you! #sketchcomedyyoutu.bePremature RejectionYouTube video by Folding Chairs Comedy Troupe 141
Reposted by Alese Watson-JohnsonCatDaMaMa @catdamama.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Texas voters, Texas removed 100k voters from the voter rolls. Please spread the word and check your registration and re-register if necessary. thehill.com/homenews/484...thehill.com 7724102013
Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 26/08/2025If I had harvested a day or two earlier, I wouldn’t have had to cut it out from between the bars. Yes- it’s a depressing analogy about how our nation had a chance to choose an intelligent woman instead of a racist dictator. But here we are; you, me, the cucumber, and the country. 🌱#zone8b 1424
Reposted by Alese Watson-JohnsonKatelyn Barr @katelynbarrva.bsky.social · 18/08/2025There’s been an update to Mike’s GoFundMe. Please read, share, and/or donate if you can. ❤️ gofund.me/4004726dgofund.meDonate to Support Mike McFarland's Road to Recovery, organized by Brandon McInnisAs some of you may know, earlier this week Mike McFarland, the English voice… Brandon McInnis needs your support for Support Mike McFarland's Road to Recovery 13519
Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 16/08/2025When I was a kid, I wanted to be a fashion designer. While this is less haute couture and more haute dog, I’m still really happy with how they came out! @thefoldingchairs.bsky.social 060
Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 15/08/2025I hope there’s a Swedish couple out there who want to adopt me! 050
Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 14/08/2025My free time consists of-facebook.com🌭Being a comedy troupe means we make some crazy costumes. Enjoy bts of the costume design for our show opening FRIDAY!! #comedy #bts #costumedesign #hotdog | Folding Chairs Comedy Troupe🌭Being a comedy troupe means we make some crazy costumes. Enjoy bts of the costume design for our show opening FRIDAY!! #comedy #bts #costumedesign #hotdog. 030
Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 14/08/2025If you didn’t know already, @ericvale.bsky.social is a very funny man, and will be funny on stage this weekend at The Core Theatre in Richardson, TX! #EricVale #OnePiece #DBZ #MyHero 120
Reposted by Alese Watson-JohnsonFolding Chairs Sketch Comedy @thefoldingchairs.bsky.social · 07/08/2025We should be rehearsing for our live show next week, but instead we’re making yall more content because we love making yall laugh. So laugh. A lot. #comedy #sketchy #lol #gordonramsay 052
Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 07/08/2025It’s me! I’ve learned how to make a hot dog costume! And most of my lines! Show runs August 15th-17th! 130
Reposted by Alese Watson-JohnsonThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 06/08/2025CARTOON OF THE DAY 🇺🇸 3633731268
Reposted by Alese Watson-JohnsonFolding Chairs Sketch Comedy @thefoldingchairs.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Settle a debate for us. Is this Folding Chairs: Mom and Dad OR Mommy and Daddy 👀 (Either way get tickets to see them live in August!) #ericvale #sketchcomedy #lol #sketchy #dallasevents #dallascomedy 263
Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 30/07/2025🎤 LIVE COMEDY SHOW ALERT 🕺 Sketches. 🎭 Characters. 🌭 Existential Hot Dogs. You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll say, “Why am I emotionally invested in a sentient bratwurst?” And honestly, same. Tickets: www.onthestage.tickets/show/the-cor... #comedy #dallasfunny #sketchcomedy #dallasevents 031
Reposted by Alese Watson-JohnsonFolding Chairs Sketch Comedy @thefoldingchairs.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Time to shoot some video auditions with Folding Chairs #comedy #auditions #sketchcomedy 032
Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Of course we have BBQ comedy. It’d be weird if we didn’t. 141
Reposted by Alese Watson-JohnsonMilk Burger @milkpork.bsky.social · 02/07/2025Make no mistake: Alligator Alcatraz IS a concentration camp, and they absolutely ARE planning genocide and ‘ethnic cleansing.’ As a white person, i don’t know what I can do to help, but if all I have is my voice, I will make sure it’s heard. 982227315398
Reposted by Alese Watson-JohnsonFolding Chairs Sketch Comedy @thefoldingchairs.bsky.social · 01/07/2025We were gonna parcel these out like cookies on a diet, but why wait when we have content this funny? MORE SHORT FORM VIDEO CONTENT COMING AT YOU! (And we’ve got more coming soon) #comedy #sketch #ryangosling 032
Reposted by Alese Watson-JohnsonFolding Chairs Sketch Comedy @thefoldingchairs.bsky.social · 12/06/2025We have an announcement!! Get ready for shorts! No, not gym shorts… but short form content. We are so excited to bring you quick laughs while you wait for our long form content on our website and YouTube Channel. Follow us on our social media to get access to these exclusive sketches! 032
Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 18/06/2025This is who runs this account.media.tenor.coma woman in a pink chef 's hat is eating a strawberryAlt: Lucille Ball, working the production line at the chocolate factory, shoving truffles into her shirt. 070
Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 11/06/2025This is the casino level of my bug hotel. When it rains, this cool fungus pops up. 🌱 #Zone8b 1141
Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Threw away my Palin/Voldemort 2012 t-shirt today. I was always nervous that someone might not read carefully and would think I legit voted for Palin when wearing it. 000
Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Covered the old greenhouse frame in netting, hoping that the loofah and squash will shade the tomatoes from the worst of the Texas heat. 🌱 #Zone8b 1201
Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 23/05/2025First time growing petunias from seed, and they did not disappoint! This is superbissima giant rose, sewn indoors Feb. 19. 🌱🌵 2575
Reposted by Alese Watson-JohnsonFolding Chairs Sketch Comedy @thefoldingchairs.bsky.social · 17/05/2025This could be you. Instead of doom scrolling, enjoy some of our free hilarious YouTube sketches. #sketchy #sketchcomedy #lol #stream #youtube 022