Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Happy birthday! Wishing you good times and good chocolate! 110
Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Next show is just around the corner, and if I don’t get started on the giant egg costume this week, we’re cooked! 011
Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I’ve managed to overwinter peppers in the garage and would love to try tomatoes! Any tips are appreciated! 120
Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Oh no! Hope this isn’t something that will keep you there overnight! 120
Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 01/03/2026I planted peppers today too- poblano and Big Jim Hatch Chili! My Fresno and jalapeños from last year survived in the garage, and are now outside and producing! 120
Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 26/01/2026It’s our third day of being snowed in, the novelty has worn off, and now everyone in Dallas just wants to get out of the house and go get a margarita. We are patio people. 191
Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 21/01/2026This also applies to yesterday and tomorrow. 030
Reposted by Alese Watson-JohnsonAlt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Warning: Reports indicate immigration checkpoints along major interstates in Oklahoma, with Interstate 40 most impacted. 13629841528
Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 12/01/2026It’s my zen activity! Hope it brings you joy too! Definitely take time to learn about when/what to plant for your zone. It’ll set you up for greater success. 120
Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 04/01/2026I order seeds every November, and then decide I should order more every January, then wonder where I’m putting all these plants every March. 1121
Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Are these the apple trees you posted about? Looking forward to seeing their progress! 130
Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 26/11/2025We tried last year, but weren’t happy with the results. 040
Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 25/11/2025I’m going to have to learn more about that! Sounds interesting! 020
Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 24/11/2025There are people who aren’t baking a mountain of cornbread tonight, and I am worried about their dressing y’all. 181
Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Remember, as a kid, how excited you’d get when the Toys R Us catalog arrived in the mail? Same feeling here. 🌱 3572
Reposted by Alese Watson-JohnsonChris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 20/11/2025The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted. If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side. 1001202638354
Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 16/11/2025We’ve had a warm Autumn in north Texas, so the Morning Glory is still covered with blooms. 130
Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Lovely! Mine haven’t started blooming yet, but soon! 120
Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Details please! I’m always on the lookout for good Vietnamese food! 120
Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 14/11/2025media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and says no .Alt: Michael Scott from The Office in a suit and tie is making a funny face and says no . 120
Reposted by Alese Watson-JohnsonAdam Gurri @adamgurri.liberalcurrents.com · 12/11/2025TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence! Real conspiracies: To: conspirator From: famous person Attachment: evidence.png 5981132094
Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 11/11/2025“Don’t let democracy fade away” communicates what’s at stake really well. 020
Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Took a break from making worm costumes to participate in democracy! Use it or lose it! 050
Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Wow! Love the intense color! Gotta try this next year! 040
Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 02/11/2025While most people are packing away their costumes, I’m finishing up a couple worms just in time for tech week. If you’re in the D/FW area, love dirty jokes, and hate cancer, come see what the worms and the rest of @thefoldingchairs.bsky.social doing next weekend at The Core Theatre in Richardson! 150
Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Replacing RING today. Companies that support ICE don’t get my money. 010
Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 27/10/2025With all that I planted, the whole neighborhood should be safe from vampires! 😂 110
Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 24/10/2025And a new sketch from @thefoldingchairs.bsky.social! We’re not saying that this is the origin story of the game, but we’re not not saying that either. youtu.be/Eo_CZvTKVlUyoutu.beGather The MagickingYouTube video by Folding Chairs Comedy Troupe 030
Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 24/10/2025Getting garlic in the ground today in zone 8b! This variety is a personal fave for its intense flavor. 🌱 1132
Reposted by Alese Watson-JohnsonGeorge Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Shout out to the top 5 kings in the world, Martin Luther, Larry, Don, Stephen and Americans don't have a motherfuckin'. 774162855
Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Morning glory doing its glorious thing in true blue. 💙🌱 622821
Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Love how you converted your fire pit! Brilliant! 120
Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 07/10/2025November is on the way, which means one thing in my world- our annual F☠️ck Cancer Benefit show! 131
Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 02/10/2025media.tenor.coma raccoon is standing in the grass with its arms outstretched and says " sending you a big hug " .Alt: a raccoon is standing in the grass with its arms outstretched and says " sending you a big hug " . 110