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Alese Watson-Johnson

@alesewj.bsky.social
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Director of The Folding Chairs Sketch Comedy, PROfessional HEROic WASHing Machine, and an unapologetic chocoholic. Anyone who says you spend too much time in the garden can just grow away.

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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Happy birthday! Wishing you good times and good chocolate!
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Next show is just around the corner, and if I don’t get started on the giant egg costume this week, we’re cooked!
Poster with yellow text, “We’re Not All Here” with characters in straight jackets against a red background. 
On the right: QR code, September 4-6, The Core Theatre
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Appreciate your insights immensely!
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I’ve managed to overwinter peppers in the garage and would love to try tomatoes! Any tips are appreciated!
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Heartbreaking. Irresponsible.
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Oh no! Hope this isn’t something that will keep you there overnight!
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Very cool!
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I planted peppers today too- poblano and Big Jim Hatch Chili! My Fresno and jalapeños from last year survived in the garage, and are now outside and producing!
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
👋👋👋👋👋
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Me too!!!
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
It’s our third day of being snowed in, the novelty has worn off, and now everyone in Dallas just wants to get out of the house and go get a margarita. We are patio people.
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Same. 😩
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
This also applies to yesterday and tomorrow.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Warning: Reports indicate immigration checkpoints along major interstates in Oklahoma, with Interstate 40 most impacted.
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
It’s my zen activity! Hope it brings you joy too! Definitely take time to learn about when/what to plant for your zone. It’ll set you up for greater success.
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I order seeds every November, and then decide I should order more every January, then wonder where I’m putting all these plants every March.
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
This needs to be put on billboards!
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Are these the apple trees you posted about? Looking forward to seeing their progress!
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
🙏🙏🙏
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I would excel at this sport.
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
We tried last year, but weren’t happy with the results.
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Sending all the good thoughts!
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I’m going to have to learn more about that! Sounds interesting!
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
There are people who aren’t baking a mountain of cornbread tonight, and I am worried about their dressing y’all.
Four pans of cornbread
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
It got us this past week. 0/5 stars.
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Remember, as a kid, how excited you’d get when the Toys R Us catalog arrived in the mail? Same feeling here. 🌱
Seed Savers Exchange catalog, with pink, purple, red, and orange zinnias on the cover.
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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted. If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
We’ve had a warm Autumn in north Texas, so the Morning Glory is still covered with blooms.
Blue morning glory blooming in front of treetops and clear blue sky.
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Lovely! Mine haven’t started blooming yet, but soon!
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Details please! I’m always on the lookout for good Vietnamese food!
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
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a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and says no .
Alt: Michael Scott from The Office in a suit and tie is making a funny face and says no .
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Adam Gurri @adamgurri.liberalcurrents.com · 12/11/2025
TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence! Real conspiracies: To: conspirator From: famous person Attachment: evidence.png
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
“Don’t let democracy fade away” communicates what’s at stake really well.
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Big win!
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Took a break from making worm costumes to participate in democracy! Use it or lose it!
Hand holding a sticker that reads, “I voted” with a Dallas skyline and a longhorn skull.
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Wow! Love the intense color! Gotta try this next year!
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
All proceeds go to Fxck Cancer!
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
While most people are packing away their costumes, I’m finishing up a couple worms just in time for tech week. If you’re in the D/FW area, love dirty jokes, and hate cancer, come see what the worms and the rest of @thefoldingchairs.bsky.social doing next weekend at The Core Theatre in Richardson!
Pink and red striped fabric, draped over the back of a brown leather couch. Dog chew toy and Xbox controller on the couch seat.
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Replacing RING today. Companies that support ICE don’t get my money.
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
With all that I planted, the whole neighborhood should be safe from vampires! 😂
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
And a new sketch from @thefoldingchairs.bsky.social! We’re not saying that this is the origin story of the game, but we’re not not saying that either. youtu.be/Eo_CZvTKVlU
youtu.be
Gather The Magicking
YouTube video by Folding Chairs Comedy Troupe
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Getting garlic in the ground today in zone 8b! This variety is a personal fave for its intense flavor. 🌱
Hand holding a large clove of garlic and a plant label. The label reads, “Keene Garlic, Lorz Italian, Softneck-Artichoke”
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
This is the way, y’all.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Shout out to the top 5 kings in the world, Martin Luther, Larry, Don, Stephen and Americans don't have a motherfuckin'.
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Zone 8b. 🙂
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Morning glory doing its glorious thing in true blue. 💙🌱
Morning glory in bloom, with three showy blue flowers.
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Love how you converted your fire pit! Brilliant!
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
November is on the way, which means one thing in my world- our annual F☠️ck Cancer Benefit show!
Show title- “Let’s Get Cancelled” with the “a” crossed out.
Show dates- November 7-9th
Show description- An evening of sketch comedy to benefit F*ck Cancer
Pictures of troupe members in costume.
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Aww! Thanks! 😊
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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
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a raccoon is standing in the grass with its arms outstretched and says " sending you a big hug " .
Alt: a raccoon is standing in the grass with its arms outstretched and says " sending you a big hug " .
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